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• While You Were Sleeping: Paul Newman’s Gay Affair

  Free mp3’s from the likes of She & Him, Robyn Hitchcock, and Shawn Mullins can be yours if you donate so much as one dollar to save Paste Magazine. We really feel bad for this woman who cried in her mugshot photo, even though she put up an ad on an elevator wall offering sex for money and gave out her real phone number. Tom Hanks is upset his Angels and Demons sex scene was cut for the PG-13 rating. Read More... Posted May 15 2009, 10:02 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: prostitution, john mayer, sex scenes, Liars, assault, paparazzi, breasts, gay sex, paul newman, tom hanks, while you were sleeping, british, booty calls, prostitute, james dean, pg-13, sexting, sex scene, gerard butler, mp3, shanna moakler, carrie prejean, mugshot, angels and demons

• Julia Roberts Weasles Her Way Into Our Hearts With F*cking Awesome Speech

  We've always liked Julia Roberts. Pretty Woman, Steel Magnolias, EveryOtherMovieShe'sEverBeenIn -- she's America's sweetheart for a reason. But here's the thing: we never realized how awesome she was and how effing badly we wanted to be friends with her until today.  Last night, Lincoln Center was host to the Film Society's Gala Tribute to Tom Hanks and while Forrest Gump was certainly the honoree, it's Julia that's been making headlines today. Her speech began with what will sure become an infamous line: "All right, it’s late and I’m paying my babysitter overtime and I have to pee, so ... everybody fucking likes you."  UPDATE: We have video!! Read More... Posted Apr 28 2009, 03:57 PM by Ina Maier with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: video, julia roberts, tom hanks, julia roberts speech, julia roberts tom hanks, rita wilson's ass, julia roberts speech tom hanks, julia roberts speech video, julia roberts tom hanks speech video

• Hollywood Needs to Never Ever Remake It's a Wonderful Life

  Scanner Colleen is on the road today, and like everyone else "working" on Christmas Eve Eve, is as they say, "phoning it in." But she could not be more insistent about her post title.  So, I realize that outside of Cute Overload,  it's unpopular on the Internets to voice sincere affection for anything wholesome, but I feel very strongly about the purity and goodness of the film It's a Wonderful Life. It's one of my all-time favorite movies. I'm already dreading the loathsome Hollywood remake that, let's be realistic, is surely in the pipeline (Tom Hanks in a "triumphant" performance, anyone?), and I just as surely will refuse to acknowledge said remake.  However! Someone beat them to it. Sort of. That someone was Disney, the year was 1985, the movie involved a creepy angel played by Harry Dean Stanton, and the results were: FAIL.  Read More... Posted Dec 23 2008, 10:51 AM by Colleen Kane with | with 4 comment(s) Filed under: Disney, internets, tom hanks, cute overload, scanner colleen, colleen kane, preverts, one magic christmas, scanner colleen fell asleep again, harry dean stanton, it's a wonderful life

• Trans Mission: Convert Celebrity Men to Women

  The Worth 1000 Photoshop site just wrapped up Gender Bending, a contest asking entrants to transform a photo of a male celebrity into a female. The entry above is an imaginary reprise of Tom Hanks' character in Bosom Buddies.  So which male celeb makes the prettiest lady, and who looked the narstiest?  Read More... Posted Dec 08 2008, 11:57 AM by Colleen Kane with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: tom hanks, photoshopping, transexuals, nicholas cage, elijah wood, worth

• The Top 10 Most Overrated Movies Of The Past 14 Years

  These are not necessarily bad movies per se, although all have exceeded whatever welcome they may have earned when they were met with critical or cultural orgasms.  Read More... Posted Apr 29 2008, 03:27 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 17 comment(s) Filed under: russell crowe, helen mirren, tom cruise, tom hanks, hillary swank, morgan freeman, harold and kumar, pink floyd, martin scorsese, clint eastwood

• Vintage Stewardesses Hotter Than 2008 Supermodels

  Forget Elvis at the Garden in '72: today's real vintage photographic discovery is an older-than-McCain website blog entry consisting of a long stream of stewardesses in their finest era... Read More... Posted Apr 10 2008, 03:31 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: hotties, airplane sex, stewardess, stewardesses, tom hanks, vintage finds, amy adams, catch me if you can, leonardo dicaprio

• Jack Is Back (And Maybe A Little Too Late?)

  This excellent and attention-grabbing ad for Hillary Clinton's Presidential campaign was released over the weekend. But was it approved by the campaign? It does not have an FEC tag at the end, nor does it say anything about the message being endorsed by the Senator's committee. It will be interesting to see how this plays out in the media as the day unfolds. In other celebrity political news, Hollywood actresses are spending more time in Texas than any sane person ever should... UPDATED: The new will.i.am Barack Obama "music" video after the jump... Read More... Posted Mar 03 2008, 08:00 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: hillary clinton, oprah winfrey, george clooney, Jack Nicholson, Barack Obama, texas, Eva Longoria, jerry springer, elections, Democrats, primary, Jenna Jameson, Black Eyed Peas, melanie griffith, paul newman, robert de niro, will.i.am, jamie foxx, danny devito, tom hanks