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• Look at This F-ing Nude Hipster Grifter Behind Bars

  We may be walking proof that honest hard work gets you nowhere, but we still cannot (yet) endorse lying, cheating and stealing as a way to get through life. Especially because, as Kari Ferrell, the Hipster Grifter, will probably tell you in her memoir (or VH1 reality show) someday, that shit will just land you in jail. That's right, Doree Shafrir, who has been following the story for the New York Observer, has confirmed that Kari Farrell is in the slammer. Here's how it all went down. Read More... Posted May 04 2009, 02:24 PM by Emily Farris with | with 3 comment(s) Filed under: boobs, reality shows, jail, crime, pictures, memoirs, topless, Vice Magazine, nude pictures, emails, vh1, new york observer, vice, hipster grifter, Kari ferrell, dorree shafrir, hard work

• Double Your Pleasure

  VIA THE MODERN MATERIALIST: What is it about retro lithographs that hits on our collective sense of national nostalgia? Actually, that's probably exactly what it is, but regardless, they're just... Cool. And these very, very NSFW retro pin-ups by Mel Ramos are a perfect example of this: Read more... Posted Apr 29 2009, 06:19 PM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: art, advertisements, ads, nsfw, blogs, nude, cigars, naked, topless, nekkid, stuff, coke, nerve blogs, the modern materialist, blog feed, nerve.com blogs, pop art, topless pictures, double your pleasure, baby ruth, coca cola

• Sloppy Seconds: Parker Posey's New Man

  Did you catch Tracy Morgan shirtless in real life on 30 Rock last night? [Defamer] Britan's Got Talent singing phenomenon Susan Boyle got a little makeover. [Yahoo!] One thing we would not like to find on our doorstep? A flaming bag of poo. Another thing we would not like to find on our doorstep? A live shark. [CBS13] A sequel to Clueless!? Count us in! Well, as long as his you know what isn't crooked. [BuzzSugar] Read More... Posted Apr 24 2009, 05:28 PM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: dating, 30 rock, sloppy seconds, SNL, poo, friday, Paul Rudd, naked, Tracy Morgan, topless, gossip girl, clueless, actors, kevin bacon, sharks, tgif, parker posey, chace crawford, susan boyle, alicia silverstone, scott lenhardt, nate archibald, doorsteps, keanu reaves, april 24, shirtless, graphic designers, footloose, britan's got talent

• Coming to the Jersey Shore This Summer: Bottoms-Only Bikinis

  Two Philly-area boutique owners are trying to start a new trend on the Jersey shore this summer: topless beachgoing. They have managed to convince themselves they'll have no trouble unloading $75-200 bikini bottoms without including tops... and some people are convinced this is only the beginning of a new American trend. Several area media outlets picked up the story of the Jack & Jill Boutique in Old City, run by Anh Nguyen and partner Janice Lim, and trumpeted as the latest fad. We're guessing having Nguyen pose in the bikinis for one of the stories didn't hurt... although we're trying to figure out why she's wearing a top if she thinks it's so normal and cool... Read More... Posted Apr 20 2009, 01:28 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 3 comment(s) Filed under: fashion, bon jovi, wtf, asian fetish, new jersey, philadelphia, topless, bikinis, sexy people, scanner colleen, sunbathing

• Why Marisa Tomei Finally Went Naked

  Marisa Tomei gave an interview to TotalFilm this month on her career and, most importantly to readers, her decision to accept a series of roles that required sex and nakedness. We hesitate to use the term "revealing" when describing this excerpt (and accompanying NSFW photos, of course), but maybe that's because the pun is so obvious... Read More... Posted Apr 03 2009, 02:04 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: movies, stripper, mickey rourke, marisa tomei, ethan hawke, philip seymour hoffman, sex scenes, nsfw, naked people, boobies, topless, nude photos, naked woman, nude woman, marisa tomei naked, marisa tomei naked pics, the wrester

• Now You Can Be Sure You're Chatting With a Hot Girl

  Each month for Nerve's new photography blog Slice, the editors pick a guest contributor. This month's Slice photographer is Giovanni Cervantes, who is doing week-long studies of four different women, and hosting a live video and chat with each of them on Fridays. Tomorrow you can chat with Cervantes and this week's muse Guilli. And of course we have NSFW pictures of Guilli after the jump.  Read More... Posted Apr 02 2009, 05:03 PM by Emily Farris with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: chat, pictures, naked pictures, topless, nude pictures, photographers, nerve blogs, photo blog, guilli, live chat, giovanni cervantes, chat online, slice

• Pin-Ups for Sneakerheads

  VIA THE MODERN MATERIALIST: Every straight male sneakerhead's fantasy has just come true. Click below for more photos from Playboy's "Hot Chicks, Cool Kicks" feature: Read more... Posted Apr 02 2009, 04:27 PM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: nerve, shoes, playboy, pictures, women, sexy, nerve.com, topless, stuff, nerve blogs, the modern materialist, blog feed, nerve.com blogs, nikes, sneakers, fishnets, kicks, adidas, tennis shoes

• Carmen Electra, Doing More of What She Does Best

  So blah blah Carmen Electra blah blah Mexican Maxim blah blah etc. New boobie pictures of Carmen after the jump. Read More... Posted Mar 25 2009, 02:53 PM by Colleen Kane with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: boobs, carmen electra, topless, mexican maxim, i'm sorry feminism but mama has to get page views somehow

• While You Were Sleeping: Barack Obama In Big Trouble

  Scanners Brian, Emily, and Colleen were at the Bust Party at SXSW last night, during which Dinosaur, Jr. made a surprise appearance. Needless to say, blogging will be slow this morning, with more activity later on... The man himself-- Bruce Springsteen-- did The Daily Show. This guy didn't realize everyone on the train he was supposed to be operating could see his penis. Unfortunately, most of the spectators probably enjoyed this "catfight," in which boobs were bared...  Read More... Posted Mar 20 2009, 10:04 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: daily show, jay leno, Barack Obama, seth rogen, texas, penis, strippers, abortion, hairy men, offensive, penises, bruce springsteen, boobies, topless, while you were sleeping, austin, sfw

• While You Were Sleeping: Britain's Next Topless Model

  Don't cancel your Mexican vacation, says the country's President... the shocking drug violence there will be all cleared up, you know, in 2012. Brittany Snow will appear in a new spinoff of Gossip Girl, a popular educational program. Another supermodel bites the dust... Read More... Posted Feb 27 2009, 09:08 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: hotties, marriage, drugs, playboy, gisele bundchen, engaged, celebrities, britain, reese witherspoon, wedding, mexico, Tom Brady, Mexican, mistress, topless, rape, mother and child divided, while you were sleeping, gossip girl, nudie pics, jake gyllenhaal, morgan freeman, supreme court, revenge, car accident, sfw, hero of the day, kate nash, television shows, 2012, mother and daughter, rapists, lisa rinna, fiancee, brittany snow, britain's next top model

• Mickey Rourke Enjoys the Flasher Groupies in France

  Mickey Rourke doesn't care if he wins an Oscar or not... he just wants more of this incredible display of wintry boobs... Read More... Posted Feb 06 2009, 04:29 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: movies, gawker, mickey rourke, nsfw, france, naked people, boobies, topless, nude photos, groupies, naked parisians, naked woman, flash mob, the wrester, oscar nominations, roman polanski, the devil, flasher

• Top 5 Sex Scenes Starring Angelina Jolie

  While compiling last week's Top 5 Sex Scenes From Action Movies, we started to realize 1) Angelina Jolie is in a boatload of action movies, 2) Angelina Jolie is naked in a boatload of action movies and 3) Angelina Jolie is naked in a boatload of movies... Read More... Posted Jan 23 2009, 03:29 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: movies, antonio banderas, angelina jolie, lists, matt damon, Lost, sex scenes, top 5 lists, nsfw, threesomes, naked people, lesbian sex scenes, melanie griffith, baltimore, topless, nerve sex scenes, lesbian actresses, naked woman, top 5 sex scenes, nude woman, sex scene, lesbian sex, gerard butler, gia

• Amber Heard Finally Nails Her Breakthrough With This Sex Scene

  Maxim cover sensation Amber Heard, who played Seth Rogen's girlfriend in Pineapple Express, is using a raunchy series of graphic nude scenes in the upcoming movie The Informers to break through to the A List... Read More... Posted Jan 23 2009, 01:06 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: seth rogen, sex scenes, maxim, nsfw, threesomes, Pineapple Express, topless, sex scene, nude scene, amber heard

• Real or Fake? Katy Perry Nude Photo

  This supposed Katy Perry nude candid has been floating around the internet today. Our immediate reaction was "absolutely not her," but then we started to second guess ourselves... Read More... Posted Jan 16 2009, 12:26 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 7 comment(s) Filed under: sex tape, photoshop, nsfw, nude photos, boobies, topless, nude photos, zooey deschanel, topless photos, katy perry, real or fake, sexy people, naked woman, singers, jill sobule, i kissed a girl, real breasts

• Top 5 Sex Scenes From Action Movies

  Every Hollywood action movie has to have a distracting sex scene about 70 minutes into the movie, just before the big, climactic showdown sequence begins-- just ask Sylvester Stallone. We defy you to name one action flick he's done without him rolling around in the sack with a Sharon Stone type, while Enya's instrumental score plays on the soundtrack in time with the snoring of almost everyone. But, as no dude would feel the popcorn film is complete without it, screenwriters and directors keep plugging them in, sometimes ending up with something halfway decent... Read More... Posted Jan 15 2009, 06:03 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 3 comment(s) Filed under: boobs, angelina jolie, brad pitt, sex scenes, top 5 lists, julie delpy, nsfw, extra-marital affair, boobies, topless, jennifer aniston, cheaters, naked women, nerve sex scenes, sylvester stallone, quentin tarantino, naked woman, sharon stone, top 5 sex scenes, sex scene, gerard butler, lena headley, nude scene

• Carmen Electra's Latest Playboy Shoot Explains Why The Magazine Is Failing

  Carmen Electra enjoys wire coat hangers. Not in the Joan Crawford kind of way... at least, we don't think... Read More... Posted Jan 13 2009, 05:12 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: playboy, nsfw, carmen electra, nude photos, asses, topless, nude photos, topless photos, naked women, naked woman

• Top 5 Sex Scenes Set in the Great Outdoors

  After a holiday hiatus, our regular feature returns. This week's list is wishful thinking-- we probably couldn't get away with outdoor sex in today's 36-degree New York weather... you'll have to let us know how your reenactments go in warmer climes... Read More... Posted Jan 08 2009, 04:55 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 5 comment(s) Filed under: movies, lists, sex scenes, keira knightley, top 5 lists, billy bob thornton, nsfw, boob envy, jennifer lopez, naked people, masturbating, Jennifer Connelly, boobies, asses, topless, beach shots, sean penn, naked women, natural beauty, beaches, sex on the beach, naked woman, top 5 sex scenes, nude woman, kelly brook

• Chloe Sevigny Would Like More Topless Sex Scenes, Please

  Chloe Sevigny, who, we can attest from our one public encounter with her, has the best gams in town, talked with Esquire about blow jobs, Vincent Gallo, aroused casting directors, movie sex scenes, and why it's annoying when people say she looks better in person... Read More... Posted Jan 08 2009, 12:55 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: bra, sex scenes, Los Angeles, rolling stones, the beatles, nude scenes, topless, big love, esquire, sfw, vincent gallo, chloe sevigny, sex scene, blow job, cannes, audition

• Sex on the Beach: Zhang Ziyi Won't Go Nude For A Movie, But...

  Chinese bombshell Zhang Ziyi is a strange creature, according to the world's horniest sex blogs. These blogs, including Fleshbot, gently rib Ziyi for refusing to appear nude in her films (she uses body doubles-- so those Google searches are only turning up fakes, people) but going nude in public and fooling around with her boyfriend on a crowded public beach. Who cares about the debate, really? We just want to know-- is this guy in love with her butt or what? Read More... Posted Jan 06 2009, 02:32 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 3 comment(s) Filed under: porn, israel, China, nsfw, engaged, pornography, asses, topless, topless photos, actresses, sex on the beach, zhang ziyi, sexy people, sexy pictures, chinese

• Really? The Sexiest Commerical Ever Made?

  Is this (VERY NSFW) Danish commercial "the sexiest ever made," as one blog has claimed? Well, it's either that or the stupidest. Hell, it could even be Robert Palmer's final, posthumously-released music video. Read More... Posted Dec 30 2008, 03:01 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 3 comment(s) Filed under: sexie award, advertisements, commercials, nsfw, naked people, topless, topless photos, topless model, naked women, naked woman, nude woman, skydiving

• Lingerie Football Linebacker Sues Ex For Leaking Her Nude Photos

  Melissa Berry, a linebacker for the lingerie football league (for some reason, the words "linebacker" and "lingerie" don't go together in our brains), is suing her ex for 15 g's after it was discovered he posted photos of her giving a blow job.  We may have to side with him on this one: since we can't seem to find any records of the nude photos online (and unless someone sends us a link, damn it), we have to suspect they were never there in the first place. However, given this guy's profession, we almost hope this story is true... Read More... Posted Dec 30 2008, 01:49 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: lingerie, florida, topless, nude photos, topless photos, topless model, lawsuit, bikini, revenge, sexy photos, sfw, lingerie league, lingerie football, lingerie bowl, ex-boyfriends

• Men's Health Knows (almost nothing about) What To Say To A Naked Woman

  Since their post does not include a publication date, we cannot say for certain, but we would put at least a few dollars on this Men's Health piece having been greenlit during the slow holiday season.  Yesterday, someone alerted us to their piece entitled "The 30 Hottest Things to Say to a Naked Woman." It might as well have been titled "10 Hot Things To Say To A Woman You've Slept With More Than Once And 20 Things To Earn You 'Weirdo' Status..." Read More... Posted Dec 29 2008, 09:39 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: dating, wtf, men's health, weird, sex life, topless, nude photos, sfw, men's fitness, sex advice, naked woman, turn offs, turn ons

• While You Were Sleeping: Mexican Beauty Queen Stripped... Of Her Title

  Players and connoisseurs of music, Thelonious Monk's advice on playing in his band is an essential look at a mad genius. Never been kissed? These kooks hadn't either, so they decided to make out in public and then tell the Daily News their real names.  Courtney Love and the Kardashians are at war... Read More... Posted Dec 29 2008, 09:03 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: lindsay lohan, beauty queens, courtney love, music, kissing, kim kardashian, charity, myspace, New York City, teenagers, gisele bundchen, model, assault, cnn, engaged, cunt, Maryland, food, mexico, discrimination, rumor mongering, keeping up with the kardashians, Tom Brady, topless, murder, samantha ronson, african, father issues, murderers, supermodels, sexy photos, beauty pageant, engagement, drug bust, fathers and daughters, mike hunt, monk, sudan

• Sloppy Seconds: Samantha Ronson Checks In, Then Out

  A man buried with his cellphone is still getting calls from his wife. For God's sake, leave the man be! Cuba's youngest politician is a cutie-- not to diminish her intellect... or to mention her ability to throw us in prison and misplace the key. Want to party with Michael Bay for $250? No? What about if we told you Megan Fox was going to be there? Read More... Posted Dec 22 2008, 05:08 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: lindsay lohan, music, dead people, New York City, Barack Obama, downloading, cuba, topless, megan fox, topless photos, itunes, samantha ronson, michael bay, sfw, politician, cell phone, the great depression

• Top 5 Sex Scenes From... 2007

  Yes, we know, not only was 2007, like, ages ago but we already did a Best of 2008 list. Well, that one was a smash success and you know how we enjoy sequels... Read More... Posted Dec 18 2008, 04:05 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: movies, wes anderson, marisa tomei, eva mendes, natalie portman, philip seymour hoffman, 2007, sex scenes, top 5 lists, Lust Caution, nsfw, topless, Tony Leung, nerve sex scenes, xxx, joaquin phoenix, eva mendes naked, top 5 sex scenes, sex scene, year in review, ang lee

• Agyness Deyn Looks Even More Like A Boy In Sketch Form

  Ever wanted to see nude drawings of Agyness Deyn, Karl Lagerfeld and Donatella Versace?  Us neither, but they're after the jump anyway... Read More... Posted Dec 11 2008, 02:56 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 3 comment(s) Filed under: model, models, artists, art smut, topless, art porn, topless model, donatella versace, supermodels, agyness deyn, naked woman, karl lagerfeld, versace, drawing

• Sloppy Seconds: Jessica Biel Finally Goes Topless

  Check out this weird Exorcist bobblehead doll. Rush Limbaugh is engaged to an Ann Coulter impersonator. The Governor of Illinois is free on $4,500 bail, which he could raise by selling... Read More... Posted Dec 09 2008, 05:51 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: movies, stripper, ann coulter, jessica biel, playboy, trailers, salon, television, hugh hefner, rush limbaugh, governor, topless, government, illinois, playboy bunnies, dolls, shows, bobblehead, impersonation, exorcist

• Hot or Not: Marisa Tomei in The Wrestler

  Clad in nipple rings, tainted by a deliberately rough makeup job, the gorgeous Marisa Tomei serves as-- believe it or not-- the beautiful half of the Mickey Rourke-and-the-stripper pairing at the center of The Wrestler, an upcoming critical favorite. Darren Aronofsky is widely believed to have recovered from The Fountain with this awards-season bait, with Mickey Rourke a shoo-in for a Best Actor nomination (even at the Oscars, which is saying something.) But until today, we hadn't heard word one about Marisa Tomei being in the film or, more importantly, her second epic nude scene in as many years. (Uncensored photos after the jump.) Read More... Posted Dec 08 2008, 12:29 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 3 comment(s) Filed under: movies, stripper, mickey rourke, marisa tomei, sex scenes, nudity, nsfw, naked people, nude scenes, topless, nude photos, oscar, lap dances, naked woman, naked as we came, academy award nominations, sex scene

• Top 5 Nude Scenes of 2008

  Mr. Skin released his Top 10 Sex Scenes of 2008, but to see what that dirty old man is raving about, you have to sign up and give your credit card to a bunch of perverts. Or you could see them all for free, thanks to the beauty of Google and our embedding, um, tool... Read More... Posted Dec 04 2008, 03:08 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 7 comment(s) Filed under: boobs, movies, lists, sex scenes, tits and ass, top 5 lists, mischa barton, nsfw, money, Asia Argento, topless, spanish, heather graham, neve campbell, nipple, nerve sex scenes, sexy people, sophie monk, top 5 sex scenes

• Kim Cattrall: The Magically Naked 52-Year-Old Woman

  There's no question Kim Cattrall has aged well. But the Sex and the City movie was obnoxious and misguided endeavor and the show itself has turned into the television equivalent of Pulp Fiction or the Beat Generation-- the original's cultural takeover and subsequent imitators have made us wary of the originals.  Are we tired of her yet? Are we interested in seeing the perennially topless actress in the buff once again, at age 52, for an artistic cause? Read More... Posted Nov 25 2008, 12:46 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: boobs, cougars, Sex and the City, nsfw, artists, topless, nude photos, art porn, topless photos, topless model, naked woman, photo