Nothing, Ike. Absolutely nothing.
Somehow we were the last to hear that Ike Turner had died. You see, every once in a while we have to turn off the Internets and the TV and experience the trees and the fresh air like normal, breathing human beings. And of course, we always seem to do that when big news breaks. So, imagine our surprise when we returned to the wired world only to find that Ike Turner had died. And then imagine our disappointment when we tried to tell people and everybody already knew.
Once we got past that initial disappointment of not actually bringing the news, we tried to figure out what to say about the man, the myth, the legend that was Ike Turner. And we didn't want to bring you yet another piece about how Ike beat Tina, since we generally like to end on a positive note here at Scanner, and you already knew that, and the man did just died. So, we thought we'd just leave you with this instead:
