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• PA DA Threatening to Jail 11-Year-Olds For Sexting

  District Attorney George Skumanick Jr. Tunkhannock, Pennsylvania is in deep doo-doo after bullying and threatening the parents of a bunch of girls between the ages of 10 and 16 about their sexting problems. He threatened to imprison an eleven year old for something that isn't even a crime (wait'll you hear this) and is being sued by the ACLU on behalf of three furious families. Skumanick sat down with parents one day and showed them the lurid images and said that either the girls enter into a treatment program for their sexual problems or be forced to endure a trip to juvie hall, a trial, and possible jail time... Read More... Posted Apr 24 2009, 02:15 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: wtf, jail, scary, crime, law, prison, young girls, Pennsylvania, arrest, teenage girls, underage sex, lawsuit, bikini, aclu, trial, sexting

• Italy's Woman of the Year Acting the Part of the Crazed Sex Fiend in Court

  Is Amanda Knox putting on a Crazy Person act to get away with murder only a Crazy Person could commit? Italy's Trial of the Century pits Washington State college student Knox against an Italian prosecution that just doesn't know what to make of this loony American. (Yes, we do make them loonier here-- just be grateful she's not from Florida.) They've had to put up with all manner of antics, including the above-pictured shirt (on Valentine's Day, no less), kissing her co-defendant, and discussing her pink rabbit vibrator in open court... Read More... Posted Apr 03 2009, 04:28 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: making out, seattle, roommates, italy, the beatles, washington, murder, crazy people, Italian, british, murderers, sex crimes, sex games, trial, sex acts, amanda knox

• This Whole Chris Brown and Rihanna Story Is Getting Sicker By The Day

  One of the saddest celebrity relationship stories of all-time gets worse by the day. Yesterday, a tabloid published Rihanna's personal phone number, Chris Brown obtained a reprieve and... oh no... now there are strong rumors that the two may have gotten married in secret. There must be something we can do to put a stop to the madness... Read More... Posted Mar 06 2009, 01:46 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: marriage, rihanna, violence, TMZ, assault, blogs, celebrities, wedding, rumor mongering, arrest, abuse, Defamer, spousal, domestic violence, trial, sad songs, domestic disturbances, court cases, chris brown, domestic disputes, victim

• This Guy Thought It Was OK To Sign Stepdaughter To Sex Contract

  An Australian man has been sentenced to a mere eight years in prison for molesting his stepdaughter, who consented to be his love slave in a signed contract. The contract, which is totally illegal, of course, is just one of several bizarre twists in this agonizing, widely-publicized trial. For starters, her mother was well aware of the goings-on... Read More... Posted Mar 06 2009, 11:51 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: babies, pregnant, pregnancy, australia, prison, teenage girls, mother and child divided, diseases, sexual abuse, underage sex, sex crimes, trial, pics, mother and daughter, child molester, court cases, stepfather

• Thing #457 Not to F*ck: A Car Wash Vacuum Cleaner

  If you've just been paroled after a somewhat lengthy prison stay, one that featured no conjugal visits and no reported sex with any female administrative assistants, you're probably about forty times hornier than the average male, who is, on average, forty times hornier than Jacques Casanova after three hits of ecstasy. So, it's almost-- almost, we emphasize-- understandable that Jason Leroy Savage did something unspeakable with an inanimate object after his release... Read More... Posted Feb 27 2009, 01:57 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: dating, police, wtf, michigan, prison, arrest, sex scandal, vacuum cleaner, today in wtf, trial, wtf?, thing not to fuck

• Woman Leads Cops Right to Her Liaison with Previous Victim

  Sheila Langman may not be the most intelligent person. She was arrested in October for having sex with a fifteen-year-old boy, pled not guilty, and is awaiting trial. That isn't why she's an idiot. We find her guilty of that charge because she couldn't resist a little V-Day affair with the same kid, even though she knew the police were monitoring her every move... Read More... Posted Feb 17 2009, 10:49 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: cops, Liars, cars, florida, gps, arrested, arrest, idiots, underage sex, teenage boys, trial, court cases

• Today in WTF: Man Has Sex with or in a Dumpster

  The Journal Times in Racine, Wisconsin ran a story today about a 39-year-old man who was busted for "performing a sex act" in a dumpster. Steven Marcsis, as the paper was too "family friendly" to make clear, was most likely masturbating. In the dumpster. And it gets much, much weirder... Read More... Posted Feb 11 2009, 09:45 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 3 comment(s) Filed under: sex, school, Wisconsin, arrested, arrest, insanity, child porn, perverts, today in wtf, trash, trial, wtf?, court cases

• Teacher Shows Girls His Dick... In Class

  Unlike Sting, this young teacher was not the subject of schoolgirl fantasy. Crazy Cat Dude Jason Beaudry, a math teacher at Chicopee Comprehensive High School in Massachusetts, has been arrested after a January incident in which he showed three teenage girls, all of them underage, a picture of his pet. What's wrong with that? Oh, we get it now... his other pet was in there... Read More... Posted Feb 04 2009, 03:43 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: employment, teachers, jobs, teacher student sex, arrested, arrest, perverts, teacher sex, nude photos, penis parade, fast food, massachusetts, sfw, trial, penis pics, penis pictures, text message, arrest warrant

• MI Teacher Wants You to Burn the Sheets After Hot Sex

  Kelly Abdo is back. The pervy Monroe, Michigan girls' volleyball coach was back in court, answering to charges that she had... wait, what's this? Even more ridiculous sex with her students? Read More... Posted Dec 11 2008, 01:44 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 4 comment(s) Filed under: high school, teachers, michigan, indecency, teacher student sex, arrest, hot teachers, teacher sex, underage sex, student teacher sex, underage, volleyball, trial, student

• Vegas Is Boring, So Thank God Atlantic City's Still Sleazy...

  Have you heard about the insanity that's going on in Atlantic City? And no, we don't mean the usual drug-related shootings, OD'ing schoolkids, or half a dozen brothels being raided. We're talking about the City Council corruption scandal, which is finally over, having exposed ministers getting blow jobs from prostitutes, backroom deals, and entire families going down in an amusing public bonfire... Read More... Posted Dec 08 2008, 10:46 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: politics, sex tape, hotel rooms, new jersey, sex tapes, prison, arrest, atlantic city, blackmail, corrupted mind, las vegas, prostitute, hotel sex, dj, trial, blow job

• While You Were Sleeping: Viva Bettie Page

  A widely-publicized murder trial took a grimly hilarious tour when it was revealed the man in question had left a list in his FEMA trailer that detailed his plans for getting away with it. Best one: "Throw gun in river."  Eminem has released his first new song in ages. Dr. Strangelove, like 1984, is becoming a reality: a single prank call almost started a war Read More... Posted Dec 08 2008, 09:05 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: new york times, sex tape, scary, heart attack, vagina, hospital, New Orleans, songs, strollerderby, Bettie Page, eminem, while you were sleeping, murderers, babysitter, trial, 1984, shania twain, child molester

• Droves of Students Coming Forward to Testify Against Skank Teacher

  The victims would like to assure us that she was a lot hotter pre-mugshot... The trial of Sandy Brinkley, a public high school teacher, is taking the state of Tennessee by storm. Yesterday went off like gangbusters for the prosecution, with three-- count 'em, three!-- male students coming forward to testify about getting it on with their math teacher. Jesus-- another math teacher-- who knew they had it in 'em? Read More... Posted Dec 04 2008, 02:29 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: teachers, sexual assault, teacher student sex, tennessee, teacher sex, underage sex, molestation, student teacher sex, volleyball, trial, student, skank, math problems

• While You Were Sleeping: The Trial of Keanu Reeves

  MTV has posted most of its greatest videos online. Somebody has been taunted the German police by placing a Muppet over his face when passing speed cameras. (Obviously, this genius neglected to realize the authorities would capture images of his license plate.) The hilarious photo evidence is here.   It's possible to find love online, even in your 80s... Read More... Posted Oct 28 2008, 09:08 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: internet dating, marriage, U2, Bono, model, paparazzi, election, German, old people, online dating, teenage girls, democrat, Muppets, lawsuit, jonas brothers, trial, old people sex, keanu reeves

• Girl, Molested By Teacher And Guidance Counselor, Is Kicked Out Of School

  Here's a case you don't see every day: a guidance counselor is convicted of molesting a teenage student and, a year later, the girl's history teacher is charged with the same crime. The next thing you know, the girl, who was 15 at the time of these assaults, is being kicked out of school...  Read More... Posted Sep 25 2008, 10:09 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 5 comment(s) Filed under: high school, guides, court, sexual assault, teacher student sex, teenage girls, teacher sex, molest, utah, teacher, trial, seduction

• Police Officer Busted For Trading Speeding Ticket For Sex

  You drive a Lexus and instead of paying for a speeding ticket you bribe a police officer with sex? Damn, they must have some harsh penalties for speeding in California... Read More... Posted Sep 24 2008, 02:25 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: prostitution, police, wtf, hotel rooms, court, arrested, Quickies, cheaters, california, hotel sex, trial, speeding, quid pro quo

• Sloppy Seconds: You, Like Us, May Think This Picture of O.J. Simpson in a Courtroom is from the 90's, It is Not

  A bottled-water company in New York is now selling bottled water called Tap'dNY. And it's actually tap water from New York—which is actually great. [Tap'dNY] Britney Spears will release her new album Circus on December 2, her 27th birthday. [MTV] Jennifer Hudson is engaged to David Otunga, most famous for competing for New York's affections on the reality show I Love New York 2. Good luck with that, kids. [Stereohyped] Read More... Posted Sep 15 2008, 05:33 PM by Emily Farris with | with 4 comment(s) Filed under: i love new york, britney spears, sloppy seconds, saturday night live, pregnant, OJ Simpson, birthday, engaged, fat, Sí se puede, sarah palin, amy poehler as hillary clinton, tina fey as sarah palin, bottled water, december 2, tapdny, i love new york 2, eva longoria parker, circus, tapd ny, tap'd ny, brithey spear's birthday, desperateate housewives, jennifer hudson, david otunga, the ninetie, o.j. simpson, o.j. on trial, trial