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• While You Were Sleeping: The Trial of Keanu Reeves

  MTV has posted most of its greatest videos online. Somebody has been taunted the German police by placing a Muppet over his face when passing speed cameras. (Obviously, this genius neglected to realize the authorities would capture images of his license plate.) The hilarious photo evidence is here.   It's possible to find love online, even in your 80s... Read More... Posted Oct 28 2008, 09:08 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: internet dating, marriage, U2, Bono, model, paparazzi, election, German, old people, online dating, teenage girls, democrat, Muppets, lawsuit, jonas brothers, trial, old people sex, keanu reeves

• Girl, Molested By Teacher And Guidance Counselor, Is Kicked Out Of School

  Here's a case you don't see every day: a guidance counselor is convicted of molesting a teenage student and, a year later, the girl's history teacher is charged with the same crime. The next thing you know, the girl, who was 15 at the time of these assaults, is being kicked out of school...  Read More... Posted Sep 25 2008, 10:09 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 5 comment(s) Filed under: high school, guides, court, sexual assault, teacher student sex, teenage girls, teacher sex, molest, utah, teacher, trial, seduction

• Police Officer Busted For Trading Speeding Ticket For Sex

  You drive a Lexus and instead of paying for a speeding ticket you bribe a police officer with sex? Damn, they must have some harsh penalties for speeding in California... Read More... Posted Sep 24 2008, 02:25 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: prostitution, police, wtf, hotel rooms, court, arrested, Quickies, cheaters, california, hotel sex, trial, speeding, quid pro quo

• Sloppy Seconds: You, Like Us, May Think This Picture of O.J. Simpson in a Courtroom is from the 90's, It is Not

  A bottled-water company in New York is now selling bottled water called Tap'dNY. And it's actually tap water from New York—which is actually great. [Tap'dNY] Britney Spears will release her new album Circus on December 2, her 27th birthday. [MTV] Jennifer Hudson is engaged to David Otunga, most famous for competing for New York's affections on the reality show I Love New York 2. Good luck with that, kids. [Stereohyped] Read More... Posted Sep 15 2008, 05:33 PM by Emily Farris with | with 4 comment(s) Filed under: i love new york, britney spears, sloppy seconds, saturday night live, pregnant, OJ Simpson, birthday, engaged, fat, Sí se puede, sarah palin, amy poehler as hillary clinton, tina fey as sarah palin, bottled water, december 2, tapdny, i love new york 2, eva longoria parker, circus, tapd ny, tap'd ny, brithey spear's birthday, desperateate housewives, jennifer hudson, david otunga, the ninetie, o.j. simpson, o.j. on trial, trial