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• Top 5 Sex Scenes From Horror Movies

  Here's Part One of a list that includes Keanu Reeves, vampires, Susan Sarandon, vampires, the devil, Keanu Reeves, the devil, and some more vampires. Read More... Posted Feb 05 2009, 05:33 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: charlize theron, mickey rourke, lists, sex scenes, top 5 lists, nsfw, the cosby show, vampires, susan sarandon, satan, the 80s, vampire sex, naked women, nerve sex scenes, naked woman, naked man, keanu reeves, top 5 sex scenes, vampire pictures, gary oldman, dracula

• Top 3 Reasons "Twilight" Isn't Cool…or Sexy... or Worth Your $10

  1. Mormons 2. Abstinence 3. There’s a better vampire movie you should be watching Reason #1: Never let devout religious people teach or describe sex to you. It’s like having George Bush explain his foreign policy (a bunch of cautionary bullshit and no results). Stephanie Meyer is a Mormon. Yes, those guys who helped spearhead the anti-gay “Yes on Prop 8” campaign… and by the way, who the hell are they to talk about marriage? How Mormon is she? Read More... Posted Nov 24 2008, 05:13 PM by Scanner Matt with | with 3 comment(s) Filed under: virginity, mitt romney, mormons, Teen Wolf, pictures, ohio, vampires, buffy the vampire slayer, abstinence, abstinence only education, stephanie meyer, vampire sex, jonas brothers, sarah palin, twilight, brigham young university, new moon, movie ratings, robert pattinson, let the right one in, blood sucking as a replacement for sex, sex and twilight, naked vampires, vampires having sex, kids and twilight, sweedish vampire film, stephanie meyers, billy burke, pg-13, teenage vampires, kristen stewart, twilight sucks, stefanie meyer, vampire pictures, rated R, the twilight saga, sweedish vampire movie, reasons twilight sucks, twilight the movie, bella

• Lizzy Caplan And Her HBO Porn Show Still Terrible, Terribly Hot

  The hits just keep coming from X-rated HBO series True Blood, with this week's sex scene hotter than any of the previous ones... except that XXX-rated Anna Paquin one in the graveyard... or... or... Well, anyway, if Lizzy Caplan doesn't end up a big movie star thanks to this show, she does have a career as the next Shannon Tweed... Read More... Posted Nov 06 2008, 03:53 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: HBO, sex scenes, television, nsfw, vampires, asses, vampire sex, nerve sex scenes, naked woman, anna paquin, true blood, television shows, lizzy caplan

• Lizzy Caplan, Not To Be Outdone By Anna Paquin, Takes It Off For True Blood

  We have no idea who this Lizzy Caplan person is, but she has graciously agreed to match the nudity donation offer by her True Blood co-star Anna Paquin, who herself kicked off our weekend last Friday... We gotta say, however, that this True Blood show is one of the weirdest shows we've ever seen. Check out what happens when the vampiric actors get jiggy with it... magical CGI shoots out of their hands and... wait, what is that coming out of her boobs? Read More... Posted Oct 24 2008, 05:01 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: sex scenes, television, hot or not, nsfw, weird, topless, nude photos, vampire sex, actresses, naked woman, anna paquin, true blood, television shows, lizzy caplan

• Looking to Beat that Vampire Sex Charge?

  An Austrialian man was acquitted of forcing vampire sex on a 16-year-old girl who claims he stalked her for years, broke into her house, bit her breast and then whipped her with a cat o' nine tails before forcing her to perform fellatio. So how does one worm his way out of such an indictment? Read More... Posted May 06 2008, 03:03 PM by Nicole Pasulka with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: australia, vampires, vampire sex