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• Man Commits Suicide by Stabbing Himself in the What?

  This may be the craziest way to die we've ever heard. Experts say it's very shocking when someone, as in the case of singer Elliot Smith, commits suicide by knife because of how painful and prolonged the plunge can be. (We promise the story we're about to tell is much more subdued than that graphic sentence.) That kind of self-inflicted stabbing has nothing on what one Chinese man did to himself... Read More... Posted Feb 17 2009, 09:44 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: wtf, scary, China, england, medicine, hospital, families, news of the weird, anal, suicide, today in wtf, stabbed, english, anus, poison, chinese, suicidal, doctor, vicar, debt, absurdity, news bloopers

• Today in "How'd That Get Up There?"

  About a month ago, we brought you the incredible story of the English vicar who claimed to have fallen on a potato, which managed to get stuck up his naked ass. We're not sure how you would, um, cover your ass, so to speak, with an excuse for this one... Read More... Posted Jan 07 2009, 02:45 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: hospital, romania, asses, anal play, painful, doctor, vicar, hairspray

• Vicar Happened to Be Naked When He Fell On the Potato... With His Ass

  For some reason, this incredible news story escaped our attention. Maybe because it was published on a day we had more important things to worry about... Read More... Posted Dec 12 2008, 09:03 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 6 comment(s) Filed under: religion, vegetable, sex toys, halloween, reporters, hospital, surgery, united kingdom, Potato Famine, anal sex, religious fanatics, sex doll, clergy, surgeons, nurse, priest, russian doll, vicar, flowers