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• Sloppy Seconds: Stripper Feels the Crunch

  We just want to start out by saying you need to see the following three movies this weekend: Slumdog Millionaire, Milk, and the Wrestler, supposing they are out where you currently reside. Mickey Rourke's performance is one of the greatest so far this century, although Sean Penn is equally good on a more subtle level and could steal an Oscar from him, while Slumdog Millionaire is barely not cheeseball Bollywood/Hollywood, but the story hooks you almost instantly and the end-credit dance-off is the most eye popping in ages. Check out movie showtimes here. In other news, we have a final result in the $54 million dry cleaning lawsuit... Read More... Posted Dec 18 2008, 06:12 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: stripper, high school, mickey rourke, lawsuits, breakups, oscars, celebrities, janet jackson, jermaine dupri, pixar, boyfriends, Breakup of the Week, colorado, sean penn, tabloids, milk, wall-e, girlfriends, threat, academy award nominations, slumdog millionaire, the wrestler, critics

• Golden Globe Nominations Even Worse Than We Expected

  As usual, the studios sent their movie star emissaries, who cajoled and bribed the Hollywood Foreign Press into making this lackluster set of nominations. Geez, you'd think that journalists for foreign newspapers would be more removed from Hollywood and have a more neutral perspective on its usually terrible moviemaking... Read More... Posted Dec 11 2008, 11:23 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: movies, tina fey, 30 rock, award shows, brad pitt, golden globes, nominations, milk, weeds, wall-e, mary-louise parker, vicky christina barcelona, 30 rock's liz lemon, sam mendes

• Wall-E's Puppet Master Revealed: It's Al Gore!

  The right wing has gotten tired of trying to find something wrong with Obama's mortgage or which hand he uses to wipe away his Muslim tears while he salutes the Nazi flag. They have a new enemy, one who''s smaller than an ogre but still bigger than John McCain: Wall-E. Read More... Posted Jul 08 2008, 02:24 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 5 comment(s) Filed under: politics, al gore, Disney, movie, pixar, global warming, right-wing, animation, conservative, wall-e