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• Feet Magazine So Gross, Even Foot Fetishists Will Puke

  (No) thanks to the reader who alerted us to the gross/amusing oddity that is Feet Magazine.  The blog, which features unseemly extreme close-ups of toes and cuts on the feet of Hollywood stars (including this one of Denise Richards.)  Read More... Posted Nov 11 2008, 03:32 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: science, scary, gross, scarlett johansson, hollywood, denise richards, brains, washington dc, foot fetish, feet, ex-girlfriends, blog, magazine stories

• Dumb Cops Make Mondays Bearable

  Like many of you, we're suckers for corrupt cop stories. Not the scary corruption kind (like Matt Damon in The Departed), the kind that involves traffic cops sleeping with women they've given $100 in tickets to in exchange for ripping up said tickets. Two stories today jumped out at us about cops who weren't just dumber than the criminals they usually tackle, but funnier and widely-publicized, too... Read More... Posted Nov 10 2008, 04:42 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: police, cops, jail, matt damon, week in review, great britain, arrest, washington dc, prostitutes, sexual harassment, prostitute, police are idiots

• This Week In Gayness: Discriminated By McDonald's

  Besides Clay Aiken and Lindsay Lohan finally admitting their obvious gayness, there were a couple more newsworthy stories floating out there this week: A teenage boy has been condemned to die in Iran because he is a homosexual. The gay marriage fight in DC is nearing its end, as the City Council is almost ready to pass a bill making it legal. Ian McKellen will tour British schools to... Read More... Posted Sep 24 2008, 01:17 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: gay marriage, school, iran, australia, children, bigotry, discrimination, washington dc, this week in gayness, kentucky, McDonald's, gayness, f bomb, british, homosexual, aclu, ian mckellen, tolerance, execution

• Scantily-Clad Baristas Attack Local Pervert... Ah, Gotta Love Washington State...

  A man dressed in women's underwear (including on his head and over his license plate) visited a Parkland, Washington coffee shop drive thru three times. It wasn't because of the coffee... An unidentified perv returned each time to make sure the girls, all of whom were in bikinis as part of the shop's dress code, got a good look at his wang. One of them, however, had seen "very little" but already too much... Read More... Posted Aug 21 2008, 09:20 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: hotties, police, underwear, cross dressers, indecency, seattle, penises, coffee, washington dc, perverts, bikini, barista

• Analysis: A Clinton Victory Would Fracture The Democratic Party

  The Washington Post had a very insightful story on Sunday called "8 Questions That Will Shape Where The Race For The Democratic Nomination Goes From Here." Despite the Lawrence of Arabia-long title, it's actually a decent layman's guide to the next several months in this electoral steel cage match. Read More... Posted Mar 24 2008, 11:00 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: hillary clinton, police, Barack Obama, mike Huckabee, Chicago, washington dc, democratic primary, dan rather, 1968

• I Hate Myself For Loving You: Jamie Tarabay

  She's brilliant, gorgeous, and has an accent which is an amalgamation of several hot accents. In fact, there's no reason to feel any guilt at all for being into Jamie Tarabay... other than for the fact that she's National Public Radio's woman in Baghdad. We therefore feel a ridiculous amount of guilt for loving her and wishing she were here with us instead of doing what she really wants to do, which is apparently to meet some sort of terrible fate for the honor of Robert Siegel. Read More... Posted Feb 28 2008, 11:00 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 3 comment(s) Filed under: Iraq, npr, washington dc, baghdad, jamie tarabay, war, national public radio, depleted uranium