We love zombies. How else can you explain the fact that we
watch The Bachelor? Last night, the silicone zombies of The Bachelor ate our
brains for at least 40 minutes before we could pry ourselves away from the couch. Brad (sexiest Bachelor EVAH!) took
the silicone zombies on picnics, and gave them roses, and diamond earrings, and
one of the silicone zombies left in tears (the most dramatic exit EVAH!!) She was
pretty fast for a zombie. Now, this morning, we get word of a zombie sex guide,
including tips for crotch rot and zombie SM. What we want to know is: Who will
get the final rose?