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The First Thing We Needed First Thing This Morning

Brian Fairbanks — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 13:45:00 GMT

This stupid and hilarious video perfectly encapsulates our feelings this morning.

Since it's only 25 seconds long, we won't make this any longer than it has to be: Does that goat sound like Eddie Murphy doing Donkey's voice in Shrek or what? By the way, this also reminds us of what we used to hear through our former roommate's wall-- perhaps he was watching this on repeat?

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Chimp Escapes From Cage, Beats Zookeeper With Tranquillizer Gun

Ina Maier — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 20:20:00 GMT

Currently making headlines around the world is Ichiro the Chimp, who decided he was sick of the stifling heat of his cage at a Japanese zoo. As you can imagine, chaos ensued...

Here is a video of Ichiro's escape, antics, and subsequent recapture (by, of course, the age-old banana trick). And we have to admit, we don't really blame him: It's stupid hot outside.

Also - we meant it about major headlines. We first saw the video on MSNBC news, then we found it on BBC, Reuters, and Metro.co.uk.