Another Woman We've Never Heard of Is Maxim's Hottest Woman in The World

Emily Farris — Wed, 14 May 2008 15:53:00 GMT

A few weeks back, Scanner Brian was perplexed by the fact that FHM had named a woman we'd never heard of as its sexiest woman in the world. This month, Maxim pulls the same trick (even though we have heard of her, but only from one of our own).

And the winner is...

Marisa Miller.

Should we know who she is? Probably. Do we? Only because of Scanner Bryan. Is she the hottest woman in the world? She's definitely hot, but enh.

Scanner Bryan, you're welcome to disagree. So are the folks at Maxim who say she "embodies the official return of the all-American supermodel... Not since Cindy Crawford ruled the catwalk has a pinup born and bred on U.S. soil so thoroughly captured the imagination of the American male."

Also on the list: Scarlett Johansson (No. 2), Jessica Biel (No. 3). And in the top 10: Sarah Michelle Gellar, Elisha Cuthbert, Eva Mendes, Christina Aguilera, Lindsay Lohan (who topped last year's list) and Ashley Tisdale.

How much do you think these women's publicists pay to get them on the list?

No, you know what? Fuck this list. We're taking nominations for Scanner's Hottest Women in the World in the comments section.

[People: Scarlett Johansson, Jessica Biel Make Maxim's Hot List]

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Ashley Tisdale Action Figure Had Better Plastic Surgeon Than She Did

Bryan Christian — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 17:00:00 GMT

Get it? Plastic?

When “High School Musical” star Ashley Tisdale’s doll was unveiled last month at the TIA Toy Fair in New York City — complete with outfits based on the 22-year-old’s music video and red-carpet looks — there was one problem. The doll hardly looks like the new Ashley; it resembles the “High School Musical” star before her nose job last November, according to some who’ve seen then doll.

Now MSNBC, InTouch Magazine, and cosmetic surgeon Dr. Patrick Abergel would have us believe that this doll's somehow supposed to have Ashley's old, pre-surgery nose -- which we're not buying at all. Since when were non-McFarlane action figures supposed to be so accurate, huh?

What we will concede -- sadly -- is that it's entirely possible that toymakers have a better sense of proportion -- and more of an ability to tell their clients "No" -- than plastic surgeons. Meaning that when we get that implant of "badassness," we are totally getting it done by whoever made this.

Scanner : Ashley Tisdale

Another Woman We've Never Heard of Is Maxim's Hottest Woman in The World

Ashley Tisdale Action Figure Had Better Plastic Surgeon Than She Did