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Co-Ed Magazine Picks The 52 Best All-Natural Breasts...

Brian Fairbanks — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 17:52:00 GMT

...in honor of Breast Cancer Awareness Month, of course. Gotta love the shameless ploy...

Here are our ten more-or-less SFW favorites... in no particular order, mind you.

Rosario Dawson

Scarlett Johansson

Monica Belluci

Elizabeth Hurley

Bridget Bardot

Salma Hayek

What, no America Ferrera?

Unfortunately, the 52 listed all big breasted babes. You know what they say about variety, guys: we could have used some smaller boobs on that survey. And another thing: we heard Keeley Hazell's boobs are, in fact, silicone, so we ruled her out even though Co-Ed included her (and at #2!) Read the rest of their list here, which contains NSFW images galore...

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Cooking With Your Balls

CO-ED Magazine's "Hottest Female Sex Offenders" List Too Bonkers to Ignore

Bryan Christian — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 15:00:00 GMT

We've complained about CO-ED Magazine being a worthless pile of sexist internet poo before, and frankly we thought that they'd never show up in our pages again. But we will be goddamned if with their latest listacle, they ain't finally done something so enthusiastically and intriguingly wrong that we're kind of impressed. (Actuallly, yeah: we probably will be damned by God.)

It has to be said: female school teachers are the new male Catholic priests.
Sexual offenses committed by female teachers is at its peak, much like the libidos of the accused. While male teachers are (rightfully) lambasted for their sexual misconduct, women seem to get off much easier - literally and figuratively. And why, you ask? The answer is simple: older woman seducing younger men is part of our culture, like it or not.

Oh... where do we start? The grammatical incompetence of the second graf or the empty and offensive "insight" of the first? Doesn't matter, because what we really want to get to is this:

Check out 18 of America’s Sexiest Sex Offenders after the jump and vote!

And they ain't kidding. Not only do they have pictures of them all -- Mary Kay LeTourneau, Debra LaFave, and a bunch of other fairly attractive gals that we'd never heard of with surprisingly porny names (Cameo Patch, anyone?) -- but you can vote on your favorite. As we type this, it's a tie between LaFave and Amy McElhenney, a former Miss Bexar County (Texas represent!) who looks so together in her photo that it sort of breaks our heart.

And thus we arrive at today's moral dilemma. Do we link to this article -- which with its bold and unapologetic immaturity both saddens and delights us -- and give traffic to a "magazine" that we despise? Apparently, the answer is yes.

See ya in Hell!

Phone Sex Article in "Co-Ed Magazine" Makes Us Weep For the Children

Bryan Christian — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 14:39:00 GMT

What is CO-ED Magazine exactly? It's been showing up on Digg and Reddit a bit recently. It used to be an actual college magazine, right? Any fans of it out there? 'Cause it kinda looks like Reader's Digest for douchebags to us. Exhibit A would be this article excerpted from Maxim about fellas trying to get their ladies to have phone sex with them over the holiday break.

“To begin, gently test the waters. “If you’re on the phone and the moment feels right, say, I’m imagining you are waring the sheerest undies,’ and wait for her response,” advises relationship expert Dr. Jackie Black. You can also express your desire explicitly when you’re together. “Educate her about making love by using erotic language. If she isn’t interested in exploring this, she might not be a good sexual match for you. “If she’s trying, have patience, as even pros need time to get the hang of it.”

That sounds fine, right? I mean, speaking for myself, I don't particularly like phone sex—saying you had good phone sex is, for me, like saying you had a tasty MRE—but some people find it a real turn-on, and school breaks can make you totally hard up.

Yeah, um, did anyone bother to see where that "might not be a good sexual match" link goes? Why, to an article pulled from AskMen.com about girls who either think that sex is dirty, or don't know much about sex in the first place. Really? If you don't like phone sex, you either don't like sex or you're slow on the sexual uptake?

Thumbs way down, CO-ED editors, for twisting the words of Dr. Jackie Black (whoever the heck she is) and for being jerks. Ain't no number of Jessica Biel retrospectives gonna make up for that.