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Cops Stripped Of Duties After Wild Hooker Party

Brian Fairbanks — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 18:53:00 GMT

Imagine you're a cop in Australia. How is it possible you're able to carry out your duties with the high-quality gene pool there?

Who could blame the cops in the country's Northern Territory for growing restless while on patrol and stopping off at the Hooker Ball for a grope and grind?

According to the local media in Darwin, NT, the two cops were removed from street work after compromising photographs turned up from an annual pimps-and-hoes-themed costume party in the sleepy capital. They were supposed to be checking the club for crime, drunken antics, and proper licensing, but instead got a couple of lapdances and delivered one or two spankings. What, does Darwin want its cops to be asexual or-- worse-- un-fun?

As these pictures prove, the coppers had no other choice. They should be exonerated.

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Teen Hooker Outfit Perfect Gift For Your Daughter's Birthday!

Brian Fairbanks — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 16:05:00 GMT

Full, bizarre photo, after the jump...

Maybe your teenage daughter buys her Halloween presents early each year... maybe she has a graduation party... or, best of all, a costume birthday party. Well, Amazon.com is here to help...

Hurry, Dad, there's only one left!

(Via Amazon, of course. Although no need to visit and give them any more attention.)

Totally Classy Actress Forgets Part of Dress, Flashes Red Carpet

Bryan Christian — Wed, 07 May 2008 17:52:00 GMT

Not even Anna Wintour's icy, be-banged stare could keep everyone's clothes on at New York's Costume Institute Gala Monday night. Model Stephanie Seymour and newly sober filmstar Eva Mendes (pictured above) showed a bit of skin -- but who was it that gave everyone a wee peek at their thong-tha-thong-thong-thong?

Why it's Broadway royalty and wife of Liam Neeson, Natasha Richardson! Oh, Tom Ford: what is it about you that makes everything just that little bit skankier?

Natasha Richardson and the mother of all wardrobe malfunctions [Daily Mail]