Hey, Look: FoxNews.com Just Went F*cking Nuts

Bryan Christian — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 05:00:00 GMT

When we hit this page our eyes crossed with bewildered interest. What to read first? "Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead" or "Is Your Vagina Depressed?" Which would you read first? (Click the pic for a better view.)

Tell ya what: rather than linking out to these articles and giving Fox a couple more ad dollars, how about we meet back after the jump and we'll tell you all about both stories. Just one click, and no extra traffic for Fox. Sound good? Then see ya after the jump.

Basically, "Woman Goes For Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead" is the story of... well, that's pretty much the whole story, actually. Woman goes in for a leg operation, there's a mixup, whammo, and suddenly she's getting someone else's sphincter adjustment. Seriously, you're not missing anything, it's 4 very short grafs and no surprises other than it took place in Germany and the woman's still gotta get her leg fixed. Obviously, she won't be getting that from Hospital #1.

And the clip entitled "Is Your Vagina Depressed?" Well, the tagline is this:

"Imagine living with intense chronic pain down there and having to give up sex. Hear one patient's story"

... which might have made for some quite moving video viewing, were the host of the clip not "Dr. Manny."

"So, uh... tell me about the pain in your vagina!"

Seriously, we know you're tempted, but don't give Fox the pageviews. Just read this.

Scanner : Dr. Manny

Hey, Look: FoxNews.com Just Went F*cking Nuts