The Hills Season 4: We Know Someone! And Some Other Stuff, Too

Ina Maier — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 17:53:00 GMT

It's almost that time of year again. When the best worst show on television comes back to entice and entrance us with blank stares, dramatic pauses, and excessive amounts of kohl eyeliner. The good news? This time around, they've brought in some reinforcements in the form of guys other than Brody "Eyelashes" Jenner and Justin "Greasy Hair" Bobby. And guess what: We know one of them! The scoop, the video, and everything you never wanted to know about Season 4 of The Hills, after the jump.

Just about 8 seconds in, you'll see an apparently hunky piece of man-meat saunter on screen and get introduced as Alex. This, our friends, is Alex Smith, former second string Columbia University kicker (this Scanner's alma mater) and even-more-former USC student and/or benchwarmer. The USC thing is important, because as it turns out, it's what Whitney Port and Alex Smith have in common. (Alex: "I went to USC." Whitney: "I went to USC!")

We heard rumors that Alex had managed to parlay his lackluster football career into modelling, or maybe that's just what he told us when we ran into him at the sleazy and sleepy rooftop club B.E.D. (Don't ask why we were there. We'll plead the 5th.) Anyway, and without further ado, here is Alex's debut on TV's most watched show about nothing.

Oh, and there's a lot of fucking. She-Pratt fucks over Lauren, Lauren fucks over Lo, Speidi fucks over Heidi's sister, and Audrina, after being fucked over last season by Lauren, Lo, and Jason Bobby, decides to go on a date with a guy named Colin. Oh yeah, and Whitney probably fucks Alex. It's riveting stuff, people.

UPDATE: For some reason, the video player isn't working for us. So - you'll have to watch the aforementioned (and below) video over at MTV.com. We'll keep working on it.

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The Hills Season 4: We Know Someone! And Some Other Stuff, Too