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Sloppy Seconds: Demi Moore And Her Boob Squirt

Brian Fairbanks — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 21:04:00 GMT

Strip clubs in Denver are reporting a decline in business... just since the DNC began.

Why is anyone surprised Axl Rose doesn't bother with pickup lines? If we were him, we wouldn't either... although, um, we probably still wouldn't put it quite like he did.

Scariest headline of the day, via CNN: Airline removes life vests to lighten load

Sheryl Crow, Stevie Wonder and "i.am" John Legend join obvious choice will.i.am to close out tonight's convention.

We barely even remember hearing about this movie, and now it's getting a sequel?

Your boyhood idols: where are they now?

Just in case, Minnesota Gov. Tim Pawlenty has canceled his weekend interviews.

Kimora Lee Simmons denies she's pregnant. Meaning someone reportedly cared enough to print that she may have been.

Do you believe this story:

Madonna's brother Christopher Ciccone has accused Demi Moore of deliberately squirting breast milk at his gay friends.

We don't.

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Top 5 Obvious Public Boners

Nicole Pasulka — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 16:35:00 GMT

You know what there aren't enough of on TV? Obvious accidental boners. Jean Claude Van Damme tried to remedy this on a Portuguese-language TV show. He did a really good job. Look how proud he is of himself.

The obvious accidental public boner makes us feel so bad for guys, not bad enough that we don't laugh ourselves off the chair when we see it. But, trust us, really, really bad. And JCVD is not the only man to plant a tree in his pants in a seriously public way. The other four guys on this list totally feel his pain.

Wyclef Jean does everything short of cutting it off to hide his hard on, but he's so totally busted.

Gotta give it up to John Legend for not giving a fuck that he's pitching an enormous tent in front of thousands of people.

This wrestler has the biggest "win boner" we've ever seen.

Worst day ever. As if getting hit in the head with a golf ball wasn't shitty enough.

Feel free to leave your own obvious accidental boner story in the comments. We collect that shit like stamps.

Viva Obama: The Other Music Video(s)

Katie Halper — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 14:00:00 GMT

By now, we all know the Obama Ode Yes We Can by heart and have seen the video starring John Legend, Amber Valletta, Common, Scarlett Johansson, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, Herbie Hancock and other stars in the Obama video a dozen times. But what about the Obama music videos made by Amigos de Obama? They don't just use the Sí se puede motto created by César Chávez, Dolores Huerta and the United Farm Workers. They're actually en español and in two authentic styles: Mariachi and Reggaeton. So check them out: