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It&amp;#39;s part of their show- business DNA.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;That means the &amp;quot;Tonight Show&amp;quot; will be changing more than its host when it moves from Burbank to Universal Studios this summer. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So will Conan keep his cool and stay (relatively) funny or turn into the celebrity kiss-up willing to pander to a more traditional audience at an earlier time slot as did the unfunny Leno? &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Does this mean no more &amp;quot;masturbating bear&amp;quot; or sneaking knowing stares to the camera when the celebrity being interviewed is a complete moron?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Although &amp;quot;Late Night with Conan O&amp;#39;Brien&amp;quot; has mostly been a mainstream program and like all late night shows a promotional tool for the movie industry, it seemed to take a few chances with bizarre comedy bits, the occasional offensive joke and generally sought to push mundane television comedy a little further than the others when permitted. Will it keep it&amp;#39;s edge, though fairly blunt in comparison to cable, when O&amp;#39;Brien reaches La La Land or will Letterman regain the ratings title?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Related:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/12/09/while-you-were-sleeping-emma-watson-to-get-naked.aspx"&gt;While You Were Sleeping: Emma Watson To Get Naked?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/12/08/Tina-Fey-catch-phrase-i-want-to-go-to-there.aspx"&gt;Stop Saying the New Tina Fey Catchphrase&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/12/18/scarlett-johansson-sells-her-snot-on-leno.aspx"&gt;Scarlett Johansson Sells Snot on Ebay &lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/12/08/leaked-photos-jessica-alba-airbrushed.aspx"&gt;Leaked Photos: Jessica Alba Airbrushed, Before and After&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[&lt;a href="http://www.magneticmediafed.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/lnwcob.jpg" target="_blank"&gt;image&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=161956" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/30+rock/default.aspx">30 rock</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/conan+obrien/default.aspx">conan obrien</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/jay+leno/default.aspx">jay leno</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/david+letterman/default.aspx">david letterman</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/jimmy+kimmell/default.aspx">jimmy kimmell</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/sarah+silverman/default.aspx">sarah silverman</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/jimmy+kimmel/default.aspx">jimmy kimmel</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/akon/default.aspx">akon</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/rap/default.aspx">rap</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/akon+crotch+grab+jimmy+kimmel+live/default.aspx">akon crotch grab jimmy kimmel live</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/jay+leno+conan+obrien/default.aspx">jay leno conan obrien</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/late+nighttalk+shows/default.aspx">late nighttalk shows</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/late+night+with+conan+obrien/default.aspx">late night with conan obrien</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/late+night+tv+sucks/default.aspx">late night tv sucks</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/conan+la/default.aspx">conan la</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/rockerfella+plaza+tv/default.aspx">rockerfella plaza tv</category></item><item><title>VIDEO Handful of Akon on 'Jimmy Kimmel Live' </title><link>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/12/04/Akon-Crotch-Jimmy-Kimmel-Live.aspx</link><pubDate>Thu, 04 Dec 2008 17:16:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:152657</guid><dc:creator>Scanner Matt</dc:creator><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=152657</wfw:commentRss><comments>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/12/04/Akon-Crotch-Jimmy-Kimmel-Live.aspx#comments</comments><description>&lt;h4 class="BlogPostHeader"&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/12/01-07/akon_crotch_grab.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/12/01-07/akon_crotch_grab.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Another
video today? Why not? This one&amp;#39;s a shorty. When rapper, Akon, decided
to jump into the adoring crowd at &amp;quot;Jimmy Kimmel Live&amp;quot; while performing
his atrociously boring single, &amp;quot;Right Now&amp;quot; (not a Van Halen cover), a
random hand reaches up and begins massaging his crotch. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It&amp;#39;s at 3:22 on the video after the jump.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We
assume the audience member was just making things easier on Akon. Why
should rappers have to grab their own crotch all the time? We always
thought the tough-guy pee pee dance was a passing fad, but it never
seems to go away.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;object height="344" width="425"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Z1PiqOhVey8&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Z1PiqOhVey8&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" height="344" width="425"&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Related:&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/04/29/out-to-lunch-with-akon-and-t-pain.aspx"&gt;Out to Lunch With Akon and T-Pain&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/03/07/italian-fined-for-grabbing-crotch-salon-gives-the-background.aspx"&gt;Italian Dude Fined For Grabbing Crotch; Salon Gives the Background&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2007/11/28/cheap-army-uniforms-causing-crotch-blow-out.aspx"&gt;Cheap Army Uniforms Causing Crotch Blow-Out&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt; &lt;/h4&gt;
		    
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