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Is this guy the Barack Obama of the GOP? Um, no.

Scanner Matt — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 22:23:00 GMT

With the Republican Party in crisis many are looking for a new leader to win them back the throne in 2012 (does anyone really believe it will be Sarah Palin?). Thirty-six-year-old Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal (short listed as a McCain VP nominee before the barracuda graced our lives) just might be the guy. He's surrounded by presidential buzz and—let's be honest—it wouldn't hurt the GOP if their conventions looked a little less like white supremacist rallies.

Piyush “Bobby” Jindal picked up his Anglo nickname from The Brady Bunch. Yes, that Bobby, seriously, which he commonly uses as his first name. He at first appears to be a very intelligent individual; he was a Rhodes Scholar at Oxford.

But here’s the thing. He’s crazy.

Jindal supports teaching intelligent design in public schools.

He voted to make the Patriot Act permanent.

He’s a hardcore-let’s-flip-Roe-v.-Wade pro-lifer.

He’s against stem cell research.

Not only does he staunchly support “traditional marriage,” he opposes civil unions.

He supported a constitutional amendment to ban flag burning.

He’s against universal health care.

Watch out for this guy in 2012. He's sure to make an appearance.

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Co-Ed Magazine Picks The 52 Best All-Natural Breasts...

Brian Fairbanks — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 17:52:00 GMT

...in honor of Breast Cancer Awareness Month, of course. Gotta love the shameless ploy...

Here are our ten more-or-less SFW favorites... in no particular order, mind you.

Rosario Dawson

Scarlett Johansson

Monica Belluci

Elizabeth Hurley

Bridget Bardot

Salma Hayek

What, no America Ferrera?

Unfortunately, the 52 listed all big breasted babes. You know what they say about variety, guys: we could have used some smaller boobs on that survey. And another thing: we heard Keeley Hazell's boobs are, in fact, silicone, so we ruled her out even though Co-Ed included her (and at #2!) Read the rest of their list here, which contains NSFW images galore...

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For Every Action, There Is An Equal And Opposite (Man Boob) Reaction...

Cooking With Your Balls

While You Were Sleeping: Kardashian Off To The Slammer

Brian Fairbanks — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 13:45:00 GMT

A House Committee investigating the misinformation campaign that arose following the death of soldier Pat Tillman has concluded without any answers. One member of the investigation team said there was a "striking lack of recollection" by officials in the White House and Pentagon as to why Tillman's death was long reported as due to enemy fire instead of friendly fire, which turned out to be the truth.

Both of America Ferrera's love interests on "Ugly Betty" are reportedly leaving the show. Damn, this girl already has enough trouble getting a guy...

The baby boomers are living so long, they'll be broke before they're dead. And other wonderful economic news we already figured out years ago.

Apple sold a million iPhones this weekend. In an unrelated story, Apple announced the next generation will appear in August. (Gotcha.)

Barack Obama said he regrets allowing Access Hollywood an interview with his kids. Fortunately, they didn't reveal his dark plans to burn the American flag and install Osama as his VP.

Khloe Kardashian violated the conditions of her parole and will serve up to 30 days in jail. As you'll recall since everyone watches "Keeping up with the Kardashians," Khloe was arrested a while back for drunken driving and had been ordered to seek treatment for her little problem. Obviously, she didn't think it was necessary to show up.

Photo via Hollywood Family.