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While You Were Sleeping: Jen and John Redux

Brian Fairbanks — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 13:08:00 GMT

The Iraqi shoe thrower was sentenced to three years in prison. Come on, even if this happened in Texas while Bush was Governor, he probably wouldn't have received such a lengthy prison term.

Radiohead to a vindictive Miley Cyrus: shut up and "grow up."

This mama monkey in Thailand shows her incredibly cute lil' monkey offspring how to floss with human hair. And they say evolution is a myth.

Howard K. Stern and Anna Nicole Smith's doctor were charged with being complete assholes to her, basically helping her die young.

A great many teens appear to blame Rihanna for Chris Brown going medieval on her. Where does this kind of thinking come from? The parents?

Ashley Alexandra Dupree is getting spiritual advice from... Russell Simmons? Not that we're against it, but we're hoping he's advising her to abandon her singing career.

It seems John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston have broken up again. Moving along...

And Will Ferrel will broadcast his Broadway show on HBO at 9pm EST on Saturday.

While You Were Sleeping: The Wrestler And That Video Game

Sloppy Seconds: Women Know When Men Are Turned On

Crush of the Week: Carrie Brownstein

Top 10 Breakup Songs

Woman's Husband and Stepfather Arrested For Blackmailing Her with a Sex Tape

In Which We Finally Put The Lid on 2008: The Top Ten Scanner Posts of Last Year

Emily Farris — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 22:22:00 GMT

Ed note: Yes, we're running it every day this week.

Now that we're settling comfortably into 2009, we have a little time to reflect on 2008. And what kind of seemingly professional blog would we be if we didn't compile our top ten posts of last year? With boobs, Mormons, abortion and booze we hope the list is everything you hoped it would be and more.

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Scanner's Greatest Hits: The Top 10 Posts of 2008

Emily Farris — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 20:18:00 GMT

Ed note: Yes, we're running it every day this week.

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In Case You Missed It Yesterday: The Top Ten Scanner Posts of 2008

Emily Farris — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 19:02:00 GMT

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Scanner's Woman of the Year: You Decide

Emily Farris — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 19:43:00 GMT

GOP Vice Presidential Nominee Sarah Palin vs. Eliot Spitzer's High Class Call Girl Ashley Alexandra Dupre

No, this is not a Who Would You Rather? (though, who would you rather?). It's just us asking you to help decide who should be Scanner's Woman of the Year. We had an easy time with Scanner's Man of the Year, and his penis, but we'll tell you all about that tomorrow.

Woman of the year was a little more difficult. There were two women who brought us more laughter, tears and page views than any other females all year. Now it's up to you to decide which lovely lady will be awarded this top honor.

The winner gets, at the very least, an open love letter and photo essay from Scanner Emily.

Related:

Who Would You Rather: Nude Sarah Palin vs. Nude Sarah Palin...

Top 5 Rumors We'd Like to Start About Sarah Palin... But Won't

Loving, Naked Tributes to Sarah Palin Just Keep on Coming

Ashley Alexandra Dupre Did Exactly What We Told Her Not to Do

Who Would You Rather? Ashley Alexandra Dupre vs. "Kristen"

An Open Letter to Ashley Alexandra Dupre: We're Gonna Write a Book!

Scanner Highs and Lows: Because We Have Nothing Better To Do on a Friday Night

Emily Farris — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 03:42:00 GMT

Yet again, we find ourselves grateful that the worst thing our mom ever did to us was show her boobs at our book party. Twice.

Highs:

We watched some sexy movies.

And discovered the greatest. move. ever.

We know what we're most thankful for this year. Mmmhmm.

We crushed a little on Borat's brother.

Could Barack and Michelle Obama be any fucking cuter? Ugh, probably.

OMG! Ashley Alexandra Dupre finally talked!

So did Pete Wentz. About those penis pictures.

We absolutely agreed with GQ's choice of Man of the Year.

Lows:

Yet again, we found ourselves grateful that our mom only showed her boobs (albeit twice) at our book party.

We got a glimpse of what life will be like in our new city.

If it wasn't Kansas City, it was going to be in Oregon.

We have officially reached the point where we'd rather eat (or fuck) a taco than fuck an actual man.

Apparently, girls really do have cooties.

Miley Cyrus. Just her. In general.

We continue to wonder why our cushion hasn't gotten us more pushin'.

We contested People's choice of sexiest man alive.

While You Were Sleeping: Ashley Alexandra Dupre Finally Talked

Emily Farris — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 16:03:00 GMT

We haven't been watching this season of Dancing With the Stars but we have been watching clips of Cloris Leachman and her cleavage online and we're sad to say she's not one of the top three contestants on the show. [Yahoo!]

Stem-cell surgery: coming to a human organ near you. [NYT]

Malia and Sasha Obama got their first tour of the White House yesterday. They were invited by Laura Bush to check out their new rooms. [Us]

In her first interview since she was found to be pleasuring former New York Governor Eliot Spitzer for money, Ashley Alexandra Dupre spoke with People. What would she like you to know? That she's a normal girl. [People]

Scanner Nicole, who already knew this, will be watching Diane Sawyer interview Dupre Friday night on 20/20. Expect a full report. [Daily News]

While You Were Sleeping: The Pregnant Prostitute Raid

Brian Fairbanks — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 13:37:00 GMT

Amy Winehouse was hospitalized last night for an allergic reation to some sort of medication. Yep, this was front page, above the fold, in the Metro paper today. Wow.

Barack Obama still fails to move many voters on the ready-to-lead issue.

Ashley Alexandra Dupre may be the next Dr. Phil, according to a steady stream of sources that say she's ready to sign a $2 million deal that would also include a primetime interview about her past. Meanwhile...

...married New Jersey businessman Thomas "TJ" Earle admitted to a fling with Dupre on Friday, saying he's "ashamed" of the month-long affair. [Fox]

A couple of po-po had to go out of their way to convince a group of party animals that, in fact, they were not the cop-costumed strippers the revelers had hired.

Zhang Ziyi, like many Chinese people, is either completely oblivious to China's human rights record or thinks the Olympics shouldn't be protested anyway.

Howard Stern sidekick Robin Quivers is single again. Poor Robin, will she ever find love amongst the sexual chaos?

And police busted up a pregnant hooker prostitution ring that operated over the internet. It's too early for us to think about, let alone deal, with this one.

Scanner Highs And Lows: But If You Are In The Mood...

Brian Fairbanks — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 22:02:00 GMT

...maybe your sex drive isn't as high as it should be. Maybe you're burnt out from fantasizing about lingerie models. Or maybe you've just been mauled by a crazed grizzly bear.

In any case, you need some refreshment...

Highs:

CNN solved that sex drive problem, ladies. Sort of.

The Daily Show's five sexiest clips turned us on, for sure.

Anne Hathaway, as viewed from the side, caused total computer hardware failure. From drooling on the keyboard.

At least she didn't pick herself: Naomi Campbell named the last true supermodel, and we have to agree with her on the sexiness factor.

Lows:

Snickers didn't bring on a bout of the chuckles.

Ashley Alexandra Durpe couldn't seem to keep it in her pants. We mean... never mind.

Viewed from a distance, Brad Pitt is a) just as sexy or b) a lousy father?

The man eating bears had nothing to do with sex, but they, um, scared the pants off us. Does that count?

The 9/11 thing... got us hot and bothered? Nice try, but not really... mainly just bothered.

There's a 17-year-old girl stripping in Iowa. 17: not acceptable. 18: here's a dollar for your humiliation.

If engaging in fellatio this weekend, take this girl's advice: "Do Not Swallow!"

While You Were Sleeping: Porn Star Solves The Catholic Crisis

Brian Fairbanks — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 15:00:00 GMT

Ashley Dupre is suing Ashley Dupre for "stealing her identity." Unfortunately, this is not the plot of Paul Auster's next book...

Gun control is apparently impossible to implement, even at a Chinese press conference... on gun control.

Penelope Cruz blames a little monster for her relationship problems. No, sicko, it's not in her pants.

Actors Jeffrey Wright and Josh Brolin were not victims of backwoods lawmen. At least, not in the racist backwoods lawmen sense. (Seriously, we're not surprised that the cops probably didn't use pepper spray and racial taunts in this case-- the proof is in their mugshots, which show both men to be relatively clear-eyed and cheerfully posing.)

Jennifer Garner is pregnant with her second child.

Check out these statistics, from the Telegraph:

One in five 11 to 15-year-olds in England - 640,000 school pupils - had drunk alcohol in the past week, figures published by the NHS Information Centre show.

The study found that the average amount consumed by teenagers who had drunk recently was 12.7 units a week, equivalent to six pints of beer or almost a bottle and a half of wine.

You think these numbers would be higher or lower in the US for the same age group?

And Belladonna, the 27-year-old porn star, offered to donate hundreds of her adult films to the Australian Catholic Church, believing it will help with their abuse problem. Bell, we're not entirely sure your movies are what they'd be interested in.

Ashley Alexandra Dupre Did Exactly What We Told Her Not to Do

Emily Farris — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 21:35:00 GMT

A few short months ago, during the media circus that surrounded then-New York Mayor Eliot Spitzer's pay-per-ride relationship with Ashley Alexandra Dupre, we laid out a plan that would keep Ashley in the public eye, but in a very flattering light.

It was a simple series of events that involved her steering clear of Joe "Boobies" Francis (FAIL!), and staying away from any TV shows that are not hosted by Oprah or Barbara Walters. Then, we would write a book together.

Now Scanner Emily is going to have to get a job at McDonald's because Ash just went and fucked everything up.

Ashley is supposedly developing an "un-scripted" television show with executives at a Los Ageles production firm, Handprint Entertainment, the very same folks manage the careers of Nicole Richie and Pamela Anderson.

What does this all mean? It means she's probably going to have her own reality show any day now.

To make matters worse, it might be a dating show and apparently the phrase "the next Tila Tequila" is being thrown around.

[E! via The Remote Island]

Related:

An Open Letter to Ashley Alexandra Dupre: We're Gonna Write a Book!

Who Would You Rather? Ashley Alexandra Dupre vs. "Kristen

Ashley Alexandra Dupre: What We Want is Sensual Seduction

Get Your Ashley Alexandra Dupre Drink One

Sloppy Seconds: Just How Good is Mini Me In Bed?

Emily Farris — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 21:16:00 GMT

We'd be so pissed if our sibling wrote a book about us and spilled all of our secrets. Apparently, Madonna isn't as close to her brother as we are to our sister. [Queerty]

Christina Applegate's ex-boyfriend Lee Grivas was found dead from an apparent drug overdose. [People]

Ashley Alexandra Dupre has decided to drop her $10M lawsuit against Joe "Boobies" Francis. [Radar]

Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban welcomed baby Sunday Rose Kidman Urban into the world today. [Yahoo]

We like to look at Ryan Gosling. Do you? [Daily Stab]

Ranae Shrider, the woman from Mini Me Verne Tryoer's sex tape, would like you to know that what he lacks in size he makes up for in technique. [MollyGood]

Related:

Catch a Glimpse of Mini Me's Mini Me in His Sex Tape

Crush of the Week: Ryan Gosling

Sloppy Seconds: Are Ryan Gosling and Scanner Emily Wishing Underneath the Same Big Star?

While You Were Sleeping: Somebody Had Her Hands All Over Our Man Ryan Gosling

Hey Ash, Long Time, No See (And Nice Tat!)

Scanner Highs and Lows: In Which We Fall in Love With Ashley Alexandra Dupre

Sloppy Seconds: Ashley Alexandra Dupre "Gone Wild?"

Ex-Hooker Ashley Alexandra Dupre Speaks Out

Brian Fairbanks — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 16:37:00 GMT

Ashley Alexandra Dupre, seen most recently with her hot mom on the beach, finally broke her three-month silence on her MySpace blog...

FRIEND REQUEST’S
Current mood: thankful
Hey everyone...Let me just start by saying THANK YOU ALL, for your support!! I have not had the time to be on myspace that much...BUT I have been trying to get on here to approve pending friend requests and catch up on e-mails & comments. Sorry it is taking me so long!! All of my pending friend requests from 3/12 through now were deleted by myspace (if you do not approve them within a certain number of days, they get deleted) so...please please please re-send and you should be approved automatically. Again, thank you all so much for taking the time to send me a bit of strength and inspiration via email or comment, your words have touched me and I thank you for that...with all my heart, I love you guys!!! :) ...and to all the not so kind words...I love you too, because it makes me push myself and want it even more. "Hard times don't last...only strong people".

xxA

The Hookergate heroine went on to cite a dozen or so examples of fan mail she received in the form of MySpace messages and comments, all of which are generic ("just keep on being you," "you are the most beautiful woman I've ever seen," etc.) What will Ashley do next? American Idol? A recording contract? A modeling career? What do you predict for the accidental celebrity?

Via MySpace.

Previous: Hey Ash, Long Time, No See (And Nice Tat!)

Senator's Husband's Hooker Gets Convicted... Of Trespassing?

Brian Fairbanks — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 16:22:00 GMT

Democratic Senator Debbie Stabenow won her first election in 2000, defeating a Republican incumbent by .2% of the vote. Now, she faces the biggest threat to her career: her ne'er-do-well husband of five years.

21-year-old prostitute Alycia Martin of Michigan was visited by Thomas Athans, i.e. the Senator's hubby, at a Residence Inn back on February 26 and paid her $150 for sex of some undisclosed variety. On Thursday, Martin

pled guilty... to a lesser charge of trespassing in the case.
Alycia Martin, 21, of Westland pled guilty under an agreement under which she will be considered for the Holmes Youthful Trainee Act. The act allows young offenders to clear their criminal record if they successfully complete their term of probation.

We hope she gets her life together and doesn't become a national joke or a self-parody, much as Ashley Alexandra Dupre has already become. Meanwhile, Senator Stabenow has so far managed to escape unscathed in this ongoing scandal... thank God.

Pic/story via The Detroit News.

Previously: Hey, Ash

Hey Ash, Long Time, No See (And Nice Tat!)

Emily Farris — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 21:23:00 GMT

Our old friend Ashley Alexandra Dupree was spotted on a New Jersey beach Sunday. And she has a new tattoo peeking out of her itty bitty bikini.

[NY Daily News via Radar]

Related:

Who Would You Rather? Ashley Alexandra Dupre vs. "Kristen"

How the Hell Did We Miss the Ashley Alexandra Dupre Lookalike Contest?

Scanner Highs and Lows: In Which We Fall in Love With Ashley Alexandra Dupre

An Open Letter to Ashley Alexandra Dupre: We're Gonna Write a Book!

Ashley Alexandra Dupre: What We Want is Sensual Seduction

Ashley Alexandra Dupre: The Last Nude Hurrah

One of These Cats is Not Like the Other

Emily Farris — Fri, 02 May 2008 19:24:00 GMT

Would you believe that there are at least five cats who look a lot more like Wilford Brimley than we look like Ashley Alexandra Dupre? Click through for the other four.

[Gatos Island via BoingBoing]

How the Hell Did We Miss the Ashley Alexandra Dupre Lookalike Contest?

Emily Farris — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:09:00 GMT

We can't believe no one told us about the Ashley Alexandra Dupre lookalike contest that happened in New York last night. Uncanny resemblance, right? That's what we thought. It's just too bad we didn't hear about it in time. We've been kicking ourselves ever since we woke up five minutes ago, brushed our short, red hair out of our pale, round face, rolled over and opened the computer to this:

Do you look like Ashley 'Kristen' Dupre? [ED Note: YES!!!!]

If you do - pleasure chest nightclub Headquarters New York wants to see you [last night].
The club, located on West 38th Street, will hold an "Ashley Dupre Look-alike Contest" tonight at 10 p.m. So, if you're feeling like a girl gone wild -- or a guy gone wild for that matter -- we'd like to see a drag version of the infamous call girl who felled Eliot Spitzer - anyway, the point is, show up at Headquarters tonight.

*Sigh* Now we'll never be famous.

[Urbanite via Gawker]

Best Email Subject Line Ever Leads to Best Deal Ever, For Virgins

Emily Farris — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 15:43:00 GMT

Looks like we saved the internet a long, long time ago. But seriously, a woman on a quest for net neutrality claims she will have sex with any virgin who has been working to defend net neutrality. We don't really understand her methodology, but we like it.

Net neutrality geeks, your lady awaits — and she's pretty hot — as do your terms of service.

She kind-of has that Ashley Alexandra Dupre look going on, no? But we think she's even hotter considering she's an activist. We love us some activists here at Scanner. Anyway, if you're a virgin and you're reading this (do virgins read Scanner?) and would like a romp with Tania, make sure you can agree to the following terms:

Applicants must be 18yrs old or above
Condom must be used, except if the applicant prefers to release his semen upon Tania's body without any oral or vaginal contact
Anal sex is negotiable, although Tania will cease the performance immediately if any form of 'surprise buttsex' occurs
Multiple participants are not allowed, but applicants are entitled to have an audience observe the performance
If anywhere along the process, it becomes clear that the applicant is not a virgin, Tania reserves the right to terminate all activity
applicant must be able to provide sufficient evidence that clearly shows he has been defending net neutrality (eg. a print-out of a forum post, a link to a vlog)
Applicant agrees that in the event of the applicant infringing upon Terms of Service during the process of the act, Tania is not responsible for any Genital injury that the applicant may suffer
Tania may deny service for hygiene reasons

Got milk? Sign-up at Tania's website, Don't Stay a Virgin.

On another note, does anyone know if this is legit, or even legal?

(Thanks, JT!)

While You Were Sleeping: This Orangutang Surpassed Your IQ Level

Emily Farris — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 13:12:00 GMT

The creepiest dude you never met held his own daughter hostage in his basement for 24 years and fathered seven children with her. [CNN]

MySpace karaoke might be a great idea if MySpace would ever fucking load on our computer. [Yahoo!]

Joe "Boobies" Francis is "very surprised and in fact amazed" that Ashley Alexandra Dupre is suing him. [Us Weekly]

Jamie Lee Curtis thinks that Miley Cyrus' parents should have protected her from the wrath of Vanity Fair. [People]

Okay, maybe the orangutang isn't smarter than us—yet!—but it is spear fishing. Can you do that? [Neatorama]

Sloppy Seconds: Which "Baby Mama" Star is Knocked-Up For Real?

Emily Farris — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 21:25:00 GMT

We were super close to buying a car, a total mom car at that, but if gas prices are really going to reach $10 a gallon, we're pretty happy to ride our bike to New Hampshire and back this summer. [NY Sun]

We haven't heard from Ashley Alexandra Dupre in a while, maybe because she's been busy suing Joe "Boobies" Francis. You go girl! [People]

Someone put together a collection of hot women from horror movies. [Hammer of Hotness]

Despite what you may have heard, Hillary Duff won't be joining the cast of the new 90210. Or so she says. [Us Weekly]

Amy Poehler and husband Will Arnett are expecting their first baby in the fall. [FameCrawler]

[Image]

Scanner Movie Night: Hustler's "Gov Love: The Eliot Spitz-Her Story"

Emily Farris — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 17:34:00 GMT

It was only a matter of time before the Spitzer scandal made it to the porn world, and we're pretty impressed it happened so quickly. NSFW front and back covers of the upcoming DVD after the jump.

So, you bring the popcorn?

[Fleshbot: Porn Of The Opportunistic Moment: Hustler's "Gov Love: The Elliot Splitz-Her Story"]

When I Say "Spitzer," You Say "Prostitute"

Emily Farris — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 15:33:00 GMT

Prostitutes are on everyone's mind these days, and according to the founder of the website Project Prostitution, "No two hoes are the same." Remember how shocked we all were when we found out how pretty Ashley Alexandra Dupre was? But prostitutes come in all shapes and sizes, and we each have our own idea of what they're "supposed" to look like.

Project Prostitute wants to see them all, and invites people to draw a picture of a prostitute and submit it to the site to be posted along with grandma's interpretation.

[Project Prostitute]

Scanner Highs and Lows: In Which We Say Goodbye to Boobs

Emily Farris — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 22:14:00 GMT

In our lifetimes many boobs will come and go. But every once in a while a pair like no other comes along (and, no, they don't belong to Ashley Alexandra Dupre). And just like that, they're gone.

Highs:

New New York Governor David Paterson was up-front with the public about his past extra-martial affairs. And we totally respect that.

We found out you'd rather have sex with a real girl from New Jersey than a prostitute. But just barely.

We have a plan for that girl from New Jersey.

Spring came! And we celebrated by looking at some skin.

Facebook taught us that Mom was right all along.

We learned that every Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue is now online.

We had a little too much fun when Fox News online momentarily lost its shit.

Barack Obama impressed us again. Yes, we're biased.

Lows:

We were disturbed by the Baby Jesus Butt Plug and the Rubber Fisting Mitten among other things.

We said goodbye to Halle Berry's glorious pregnancy breasts.

We also said goodbye to Asia Argento's golden years.

We laughed at someone else's misfortune: droopy ass implants.

We were reminded that it's been five years since the Iraq war began. Even though America just isn't that into Iraq.

Two (count them: one, two) kind-of important people died.

Scanner Nicole made us look at Katie Holmes' gnarly toes.

We had The Plauge.

Get Your Ashley Alexandra Dupre Drink On

Emily Farris — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 19:26:00 GMT

As Eliot Spitzer's career has gone to shit, another person's is about to take off, and no, we're not talking about Spitzer's replacement, new New York Governor David Paterson. Like everyone else in the world, including us, Georgi Vodka wants to capitalize on the myth, the woman, the legend that is Ashley Alexandra Dupre. We want her to write a book and Georgi wants put a blown-up shot of her ass on the back of every bus in New York City.

Martin Silver, chief executive of Star Industries — owners of the U.S. rights to the brand, said he is in talks to pay Dupre more than $100,000 to be this year's Georgi "butt girl," the annual pinup the brand places on city buses and taxicabs.

"The girl's butt we have on there now is pretty good, but if you can get (Dupre) to do it, and to make some personal appearances, it's like Paris Hilton or something," Silver told AdAge.com. "We are trying to work out a contract."

Additionally, they want to name the vodka "No. 9" —which, in case you live in a cave, was the code name the FBI used for Spitzer while they investigated the prostitution ring.

MNBC's idea for a new cocktail?

"The Spitzer Screwdriver: "No. 9" vodka and orange juice with a shot of schadenfreude. On the rocks ... just like his marriage."

They beat us to the punch line...

[MSNBC: From governor's paramour to vodka's 'butt girl]

(Thanks, Marco!)

Ashley Alexandra Dupre: The Last Nude Hurrah

Brian Fairbanks — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 15:30:00 GMT

Did Ash sign a contract with the New York gossip rags to pose nude for them every day? It sure seemed that way over the last week. Well, the fun we've been having waking up in the morning to rampant nakedness at the newsstand appears to be over, with one final photo for the Post...

1) Over the weekend, smut peddler/First Amendment hero Larry Flynt offered the skanksta 1,000,000 American pounds if she would spread her legs... in his pages. Why doesn't he just pay her what he has in his wallet and get this whole thing over with? After all, the below photo is enough for us-- we don't need much more.

2) Ashley's friends are helping her lay low, which probably means no more jetting to Midtown to take nude photos like the one below.

3) She may be turning into a respectable recording artist. Even ig'nant record execs must be foaming at the mouth at the popularity, however kitsch, over her songs on the internet. As her vocal coach puts it in a MySpace comment:

"We wIll bE on yoUr side forever these events reinforce the poWer of mUsic to overcome obstacles in our lives."

Judging by the quality of said music, these events also reinforce the poWer of mUsic to BEcome obstacles in our lives. Barf.

4) Spitzer and his soon-to-be-estranged family are in hiding these days. Without their mopey mugs at more news conferences, the press is likely to go sniffing elsewhere for fresh blood, with their interest in Ash dissipating in the process. Perfect time for her to hit the nudie mags up for a million bucks, just as she senses the public's attention waning.

In any case, we can at least enjoy the below photo and speculate on why her boobs look so weird in every picture we've seen:

Previously: Client 9's Date Revealed... And She's Worth The $4,300, Sloppy Seconds: Eliot Spitzer's Lady Friend Can Rock Your World Too; and Ashley Alexandra Dupre To Get Naked?

[Photos: New York Daily News]

Sloppy Seconds: Eliot Spitzer is Tired of Being Treated Like a Number

Emily Farris — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 21:01:00 GMT

Virgin Mobile: the first company to use Eliot Spitzer in an ad? Genius!

Suspended from school for wearing Doc Martens? Sure ain't the nineties anymore.

Sometimes we have nightmares about bugs crawling on us. This does not help.

Is indie porn dead? Fleshbot thinks maybe so (NSFW images).

Maybe Ashley Alexandra Dupre could be Paris Hilton's new BFF?

Ashley Alexandra Dupre To Get Naked?

Brian Fairbanks — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 18:00:00 GMT

As if teasing the publishers of Penthouse and Playboy, Ashley Alexandra Dupre, the most famous hooker of the week, is butt-naked on the cover of today's New York Post. The "aspiring singer," a charge as yet unproved, had five million hits on her MySpace page yesterday, prompting some dumbass who doesn't want to make any money to take it down.

The whirlwind of publicity that made Ash an overnight star may, however, have unintended consequences... such as subjecting us to a music video (see below.)

Radar and the Huffington Post speculate on whether "Kristen" will hit the of your favorite bodega nudie mag ASAP:

Penthouse publisher Diane Silberstein tells Radar that she'd be "very, very interested" in talking to anyone who had naked pics of Dupré, particularly if said pics were taken recently and of good quality. "We've already discussed some options--obviously, we'd be thrilled if we could land an exclusive," Silberstein says....When asked for a ballpark dollar amount the magazine would be willing to shell out, Silberstein said that any negotiation between the magazine and Dupré would be kept confidential.

A representative of Playboy told the Huffington Post, "We are not commenting on the Spitzer girl or what her photos would be worth at this time," though a source at the magazine reportedly told Radar that she could fetch somewhere in the "high six figures" for posing in the magazine.

As for those godawful songs, we're thinking that they could actually help make her the new Paris Hilton. The media is desperate for new angles and stories of girls gone wild, and with Paris seemingly toning it down a little, Ash could easily step up to the proverbial plate.

Now, for the video: Scanner Brian is pretty sure he saw this being filmed a while back and he laughs at its amateurish production even now.

Client 9's Date Revealed... And She's Worth The $4,300

Brian Fairbanks — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 14:30:00 GMT

Ashley Alexandra Dupre, as already revealed this morning by Scanner Bryan, is an aspiring singer or something. Whatever. We just wanted to know whether she was worth the 4 g's, yo... and we found the answer in the pictures on her MySpace page.

Here's the full photo from St. Tropez:

You can see Ashley's MySpace profile here... and please don't leave offensive comments on her page or start your own Ashley Alexandra Dupre profiles (you can see those travesties by doing a Search in MySpace for her).

Scanner : ashley alexandra dupre

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Ex-Hooker Ashley Alexandra Dupre Speaks Out

Senator's Husband's Hooker Gets Convicted... Of Trespassing?

Hey Ash, Long Time, No See (And Nice Tat!)

One of These Cats is Not Like the Other

How the Hell Did We Miss the Ashley Alexandra Dupre Lookalike Contest?

Best Email Subject Line Ever Leads to Best Deal Ever, For Virgins

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When I Say "Spitzer," You Say "Prostitute"

Scanner Highs and Lows: In Which We Say Goodbye to Boobs

Get Your Ashley Alexandra Dupre Drink On

Ashley Alexandra Dupre: The Last Nude Hurrah

Sloppy Seconds: Eliot Spitzer is Tired of Being Treated Like a Number

Ashley Alexandra Dupre To Get Naked?

Client 9's Date Revealed... And She's Worth The $4,300