Video of the Day: Chivalry Is For Jerks

Brian Fairbanks — Fri, 16 May 2008 14:00:00 GMT

This video is outraegous, possibly offensive, and secretly "amen"-ed by every man who comes across it on Digg, Break.com, or YouTube.

And we thought it was just us that heard this annoying rejection line all the time.

Seth Cohen's MILF Forced by Billionaire BF to Hide Baby Bump

Bryan Christian — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 12:00:00 GMT

Hey, we've got another Kelly Rowan blooper to add to the list up there: that time she got impregnated by a guy who made her hide out before she gave birth.

"The OC" hottie Kelly Rowan is "in the final weeks of her pregnancy," says a Canadian spy, but is being forced to remain undercover in Montreal because her billionaire boyfriend, David Thomson, is "horrified of any publicity." Thomson is Canada's richest man and ranked by Forbes as the world's 10th richest billionaire. He and Rowan are said to be getting married after the April delivery of their kid and, "while [stay ing out of public view] has proven very trying for Kelly, who loves the attention like any normal Hollywood celebrity, she's willing to give in to her man for fear of ending the whole relationship[.]"

'Cause that would be a mistake. Kelly, maybe no one's explained this to you yet, but a) no guy is worth this, and b) the second you bring this kid to term, you are set. For. Life. We heart Montreal, but get out as soon as you can. May we suggest Brooklyn? We make excellent babysitters.

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Video of the Day: Chivalry Is For Jerks

Seth Cohen's MILF Forced by Billionaire BF to Hide Baby Bump