Sloppy Seconds: Could We Possibly Love Steve Carell Any More? Yes, Actually.

Emily Farris — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 22:01:00 GMT

Reality TV stars are not there to make friends. Got it? [YouTube]

The first bit of Madonna's brother's tell-all book has been leaked, and apparently she once kissed Gwyneth Paltrow on the lips. Somebody call the gay police! [Us]

Drew Barrymore and Justin Long have ended their year-long relationship. Luckily, they'll have some downtime before they constantly run into each other at the "He's Just Not That Into You" premieres in February. [Yahoo!]

Criminals covered in barbeque sauce. Best band name ever or best part of a news story? [WBAY]

Is it possible that Americans are not the most obnoxious tourists in the world? [TIME]

We continue to love Lilo and Sam Ronson's love. [MollyGood]

As if anything could make us love Steve Carell more than we already do (no not the stubble, we just found that picture), he defended the honor of one Miss Anne Hathaway on the red carpet. [People]

Oh Crap, We're Halfway Through National Masturbation Month and We Forgot to Masturbate

Emily Farris — Thu, 15 May 2008 16:54:00 GMT

To be fair, having a broken wrist will do that to a girl.

But the cast is finally off and we plan to take full advantage of the sixteen days left in National Masturbation Month. Which, as Fleshbot points out, is also National Orgasm Month, Teen Pregnancy Prevention Month and, uh, National Salad Month and National Barbeque Month. And Bike Month, and Good Car Keeping Month, but back to the masturbation stuff...

Happy ~~fucking~~ Masturbation Month! We'll do our best to bring you some items to get you in the mood for next couple of weeks. Did Lily Allen's boobs do it for anyone?

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Sloppy Seconds: Could We Possibly Love Steve Carell Any More? Yes, Actually.

Oh Crap, We're Halfway Through National Masturbation Month and We Forgot to Masturbate