If You Can Name Two Funny Republicans, BarackBook Is For You

Brian Fairbanks — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 19:28:00 GMT

Oh, those conservative icons, members of a party known for supporting the arts, free speech on the internet, and Nerve.com. They've really got us guffawing now: how witty, you'll say! "Barack Obama is now friends with Tony Rezko!" Zing! Man, that talking point is sure killing Obama's momentum over the past seven months, let's just beat him to death with it...

Barack is hoping to settle on an Iraq policy before November.

Check out that rim-shot worthy status update, dudes. Remember: it's better to ignore the demands of war and blindly stick with original plan-- we all saw how wonderfully that worked for Afghanistan and Iraq, let's just keep it going! God Bless America Over Other Countries!

(Tongue outta cheek, if you don't want to give the RNC your page views, you can view their hilariously satirical website-- almost as funny as that laugh-out-loud New Yorker cover-- in the screenshot below. Should you have a death wish, click here to peruse.)

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Brian Fairbanks — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 13:34:00 GMT

A bra for your bum... ladies and gentlemen, but especially those who love a woman's butt, BlackBook introduces... the brum.

Traditionally considered an unattractive sign of sloppiness, plumber's butt is no longer a blue-collar syndrome, but naughty tease on par with the greatest sideboob. Anal cleavage has gained popularity this century with the rise of low-cut jeans (or should I say descent), the emergence of the whale tale, and most recently, posterior-revealing lingerie. Assless panties, if you will. Seven years ago, The Sun declared that "ass is the new tits," and this new breed of underwear finally proves them right.

Well, BlackBook, forgive us for bragging, but we've known "asses" were taking over boobs when we heard "Baby Got Back" had gone to #1 back in '92 or whenever that was. We still thank you for alerting us to agentprovocateur.com where one can purchase the above-pictured Cendrillion Cheeky Brief.

So gents, would you get turned on if your lady's pants shimmied down to reveal this? Ladies, how do you ass-sess this latest trend? Is it butt-ugly? (We'll stop, although we could've come up with some more.)

Via Blackbook.

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