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Kanye's Got Too Much Booty In The Pants

Ina Maier — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 22:12:00 GMT

When it's late in the day and we're exhausted and we're trying our Scanner best to find something to put up, we'll head over to YouTube, or -- if we're feeling especially lazy -- to VideoGum in the hopes of finding a funny video, usually of the cute animal variety. Today was an especially trying day (we've got colds, and coughs, and a mean case of the Tuesdays) and so we said a prayer, opened a new tab, and made our way over to VideoGum. Which is where we found ourselves paralyzed in the midst of our creature quest by a video of Kanye West judging a booty shaking competition.

We didn't mean to press play. And we most definitely didn't mean to watch more than 10, or even 5!, seconds of it. But something about Heartless' eerily synthetic beats serving as a soundtrack to the slowmotion vision of Kanye's current judgee's calisthenic and gluteus gyrations left us oddly hypnotized. Unsettlingly so.

So now you have to watch the whole thing, too.

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Most Bootylicious Marilyn Monroe Pic Ever?

Bryan Christian — Thu, 22 May 2008 17:51:00 GMT

We know nothing about this image other than we found it here. It sort of almost doesn't make any sense, right? Like, it's almost too modern looking. You think it's a fake? Any of y'all photo fans got a provenance on it?

Video of the Day: The Tacky Hacky Booty Catch

Nicole Pasulka — Mon, 05 Nov 2007 19:00:00 GMT

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