Website of the Day: 101 Things Every Man Should Know

Brian Fairbanks — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 14:30:00 GMT

We're not sure why these are specifically things a man should know... or if he really needs to learn them at all. (Must we learn how to smoke cigars, for example, if we think people who smoke cigars smell like a barf-filled A train at 4am?)

There are some obvious entries in the WEBook page for "101 Things Every Man Should Know..."

It's Not What But How A Man Does [there are no direct links]

Plan A Romantic Vacation

How To Make Your Place Fit For Female Company

...and some less-obvious, more gender-neutral ones:

How To Get Out Of A Speeding Ticket

Changing The Tire On A Car

How To Roll A Joint

We're pretty sure we'll never need to know how to fake an orgasm, but WEBook Writer Melissa has other suggestions on this thread, which you should comment on: What SHOULD every man know how to do?

(Also, check out "Looking Good in A Speedo," which we expected to consist of two words ("You don't") but instead, miraculously, goes on for almost 1,100. And most importantly, the site is a work-in-progress and is still accepting submissions. We may write something about Chivalry And Not Expecting To Be Rewarded For It...)

Via 101 Things Every Man Should Know How To Do.

Photo of one of the great gentlemen, Cary Grant, courtesy of Ultra Orange.

Video of the Day: Gay Pink Stick Figures

Brian Fairbanks — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 16:30:00 GMT

The unintentional comedy of this anti-gay video about two pink stink figures-- one gay, the other merely shy about receiving an anal pounding-- discussing the word of God (as it was created by ancient syphilis victims-- our theory on the Bible) and resisting their ~~God-given urges~~ interest in sinning for the hell of it. We still don't understand what these anti-gay Christians think gays become gays for-- the gay gene?! It seems to mock the very existence of this gene, while also casting the villainous seducer as a man who is convinced others "can learn" to get boners for men.

It will never cease to confound us that homophobes are convinced gayness is a choice. Yes, because the idea of getting lynched or beaten or relegated to the occasional "gay bar" to meet people, and having to keep their true sexual identity secret from most of the world sounds way better than what we're going through...

Thanks to Good As You (note the acronym!) for the link.

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Website of the Day: 101 Things Every Man Should Know

Video of the Day: Gay Pink Stick Figures