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Scanner Highs and Lows: Strippin' The Night Awaaaay

Brian Fairbanks — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 20:41:00 GMT

Strippers melted our hearts, got arrested, ran the bases with us, and earned some money for charity. Meanwhile, the celebrities just didn't seem as scandalously delicious as usual...

Highs:

We had an intelligent discussion about running the bases. Thankfully, it had nothing to do with A-Rod.

Is there such a thing as a GILF?

7/11 gave away Slurpees today, did you get one?

Patton Oswalt melted Scanner Nicole's snarky little heart.

These breasts basically baffled readers of all ages.

This girl stripped for earthquake relief. Or fame. Whichever.

Batman would've totally crushed on this chick.

And we wrapped up our sexiest albums list with the Top 10 and #1.

Lows:

American Apparel once again used troubled young women (i.e. porn stars) to sell clothes.

No one explained the brum thing to us.

These girls gave pageants a bad name, which is kind of redundant.

This video just creeped us out, although for some, the mere idea of childbirth orgasms was creepy enough.

We learned more about Mini Me's sex tape. More than we eeevver want to know.

We got banned from Digg for showing you this middle-aged convicted Congresswoman's giant boobs.

Someone Please Explain This Brum Thing To Us

Brian Fairbanks — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 13:34:00 GMT

A bra for your bum... ladies and gentlemen, but especially those who love a woman's butt, BlackBook introduces... the brum.

Traditionally considered an unattractive sign of sloppiness, plumber's butt is no longer a blue-collar syndrome, but naughty tease on par with the greatest sideboob. Anal cleavage has gained popularity this century with the rise of low-cut jeans (or should I say descent), the emergence of the whale tale, and most recently, posterior-revealing lingerie. Assless panties, if you will. Seven years ago, The Sun declared that "ass is the new tits," and this new breed of underwear finally proves them right.

Well, BlackBook, forgive us for bragging, but we've known "asses" were taking over boobs when we heard "Baby Got Back" had gone to #1 back in '92 or whenever that was. We still thank you for alerting us to agentprovocateur.com where one can purchase the above-pictured Cendrillion Cheeky Brief.

So gents, would you get turned on if your lady's pants shimmied down to reveal this? Ladies, how do you ass-sess this latest trend? Is it butt-ugly? (We'll stop, although we could've come up with some more.)

Via Blackbook.