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Live! Nude! Old! Girls!

Colleen Kane — Mon, 11 May 2009 16:00:00 GMT

As we briefly mentioned before, the Calendar Girls are back. Ten years after they first took it off, England's six original Calendar Girls are taking it off for charity again. To recap for those who didn't see the movie inspired by the true events (starring Dame Helen Mirren), the idea came about after Angela Baker's husband died of lymphoma, and the calendar proceeds go to benefit lukemia research.

The models, who pose with strategically placed props, now range in age from 57 to 75, but their semi-nudity may just get trumped by a well-known 75-year-old actress who is considering going full monty for Playboy...

Page Six reports that Shirley Jones is considering posting for Playboy. Her husband and manager, Marty Ingels, says, "She's still drop-dead gorgeous, and at the age of 75, a natural beauty. I'm her husband, and I think it would be sensational. Mature women are relevant."

Hell yes Marty Ingels and Shirley Jones!

How excited is Fairbanks right now?

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While You Were Sleeping: Teacher Sex Never Gets Old

Brian Fairbanks — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 14:51:00 GMT

The famous Calendar Girls are back... and sexier/older than ever, of course.

Lindsay Lohan talked to saintly Ellen Degeneres about her breakup with Samantha Ronson.

The verdict against The Pirate Bay has been thrown into question after the defense was able to tie the judge to "the copyright lobby."

The Weekly Vice had three stories yesterday that caught our attention: one was about a teacher who sent a turd home with a student who may have taken a dump in her class, and the other two were about teachers have sex with underage students. Our kind of news day.

Defamer wonders whether the titan of independent film is going out of business.

As if True Blood needs anymore sex appeal: Evan Rachel Wood is joining the HBO series.

Maybe the wedding is real after all: Spencer Pratt reportedly spent a quarter of a million dollars on his bride-to-be in the lead up to tomorrow's (fake?) wedding.

Sarah Palin has had to set up a legal defense fund to help fight all the ethics complaints against her.

Here's your dumbass of the day: a woman broke into a minimum security prison to have sex with her boyfriend, proceeded to have a loud argument with him the alerted everyone to her presence, and was arrested at the scene after her boyfriend escaped.

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Brian Fairbanks — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 14:04:00 GMT

Christopher Hitchens recalls the night no one wanted him to get loaded, so he went to Hunter Thompson's house to get bombed and fire off some guns. Someone explain to me why life is worth living without that man in this world.

Tomorrow's South Park is about pirates.

An Australian town chorus posed nude for charity.

The Food Network Magazine benefits in this economy-- maybe because no one can afford food, so they decide to read about? Not sure on this one.

Madonna may have lied about paparazzi causing her fall from a horse. Ya think?

This guy is right about his water bill-- there's no way he used 300,000 gallons in one month... and he's also right that no one, not even a well-meaning anonymous donor should have to pay the price for the water company's clerical error.

Rumors are brewing that Lindsay Lohan is considering joining a topless revue. Man, the internet will believe anything Perez Hilton tells them, huh?

And Stephen Hawking is apparently in serious condition in an English hospital.

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Super-Exclusive Nude Calendar Makes Us Want to Go to Africa For Some Reason

Brian Fairbanks — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 20:33:00 GMT

These pictures have floated past us on the internet on at least a dozen different occasions, from one mysterious origin or another. At one time, Kate Moss was rumored to have participated in the 2009 Pirelli calendar, an arty nude photography review limited to 30,000 copies, but we haven't been able to find any photos from this year.

The rest, however, which involve naked models mounting elephants and their, um, rigid tusks, should suffice.

Thanks to Jalopnik and other sources for their links. Don't forget to purchase the calendar-- if you can figure out how!

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No, Wait, the Lithuanian Playboy Calendar Is What We Really Wanted

Brian Fairbanks — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 15:50:00 GMT

The year's almost over and we came this close to missing out on the best all-female nude calendar of 2009... oddly enough, it's one photographer's set for Lithuanian Playboy...

Here we present the best of the best, plus...

...one outtake, which you won't see anywhere else.

All photos via photographer Gediminas Zilinskas, whose website is here and features a tremendous selection of tasteful nudes.

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Exclusive: The 2009 Playboy Calendar Revealed

Brian Fairbanks — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 22:33:00 GMT

I know, I know... wall calendars are already on the bargain shelves at Barnes & Noble, so how is this new?

Hey, if you don't want to save $10 and see the photos for free, don't click the "Read more..." next time. Here are a few of our favorite ~~thongs~~ Miss Monthlies, beginning with June, then hitting up September, October, and December.

You can purchase the full calendar for a mere ten George Washington's, via this link, at Playboy.com.

Spanish "Calendar Girls" Losing Their Shirts

Bryan Christian — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 14:01:00 GMT

We know what you're thinking: Is there anything that you, the Scanner Army, can do to help the women and mothers of the Spanish hamlet of Serradilla del Arroyo, who attempted to recreate the success of England's Calendar Girls with their own good-natured softcore charity calendars -- but have instead wound up thousands of dollars in debt? Maybe. How do you say "Get a website, ladies!" in Spanish?