Scanner : camping

Get in the Friday Zone: Headbanging Around the Campfire

Colleen Kane — Fri, 08 May 2009 20:33:00 GMT

If this video of two dudes headbanging while making a fire doesn't get you in the Friday zone, nothing ever will. You can even add your own soundtrack, and some You Tubers have (as you'll see in the response videos).

Not much needs to be said here, other than I'd like to camp near these guys. They're not too loud, they're entertaining, and they know how to party.

Be sure to watch til the end. And as a rule I don't like to look at comments on that site, but to quote one commenter, "This is literally the best video on You Tube."

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Because We are Classy: the Bumper Dumper!

Colleen Kane — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 19:20:00 GMT

Ever find yourself needing relief in nature, only you are too classy to do it the old fashioned-way? You know: the way that was good enough for the Native Americans but not you? This Bumper Dumper is apparently preferable to the old-fashioned way...because it resembles a traditional commode and you don't have to squat?

So there you go. No tiresome working of those upper-leg muscles while camping this year, or as suggested by their website, whilst evacuating from a disaster (hee hee: evactuating) or while using during hurricane relief (hee hee: relief). You're welcome.

(via commenter Butch, who probs found this on some nutty message board)

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See Ya in Amsterdam, Nature Lovers!

Will Stand-Up Urination Devices for Women Ever Catch On? -

Colleen Kane — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 19:00:00 GMT

This is Go Girl, a funnel for women to urinate standing up anywhere they wouldn't want to touch the toilet (like one of those disgusting public toilets covered in pee from previous women doing the hover-squat), or anywhere there isn't a toilet (camping, hiking, or right around now, Mardi Gras).

It's not a new idea: previous versions are the plastic SheWee and eco-friendly paper versions like Urinelle and MagicCone, and as discussed previously on Scanner, the Feminal, which is more like a trucker bomb. The concept has been around for years, but has anyone actually tried these things?

Yes: I have!

I test-drove the Magic Cone while out in nature, because when you work at BUST magazine, these things are pretty much distributed on a regular basis (I think mine were obtained in a party goodie bag). Gotta say, I have no compliants about the experience, for me it was preferable to squatting while camping.

Yet these devices remain a novelty. Ladies: would you or have you, stood up to pee?

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Scanner Roundtable: Bases

Emily Farris — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 17:08:00 GMT

On the car ride home from the best weekend ever that may or may not have involved us drinking too much whiskey and taking a series of pantsless pictures, we questioned a friend about what exactly happened when two people spent the night in her one-person tent. Of course, the subject of bases came up and there was some serious dissent among the car's five passengers.

As far as we're concerned, it goes like this:

1st Base: Kissing

2nd Base: Heavy Petting, Dry Humping, Hand Jobs, and our favorite term, Fingerbanging

3rd Base: Oral

Home: Intercourse

But apparently, many people believe that anything involving hand-gential contact is third. We've found ourselves Googling this topic on more than one occasion, only to be even more confused (maybe it's changed since the 50's?). We're sure someone out there can clear this up for us, though.

Scanner : camping

Get in the Friday Zone: Headbanging Around the Campfire

Get in the Friday Zone: Wherein We Prank You in a Totally Awesome Way

Because We are Classy: the Bumper Dumper!

LOL Videoz: The Cock Shot

Thing #234 Not to F*ck: A Pine Cone

See Ya in Amsterdam, Nature Lovers!

Will Stand-Up Urination Devices for Women Ever Catch On? -

You Probably Shouldn't Read This Around Meal Time (File Under: TMI)

Don't Try This at Home: Monkey Pee

Scanner Roundtable: Bases

National Fingerbang Day Leaves Us Feeling Empty

Scanner Highs and Lows: Can You Say Disappointment?

Scanner Highs and Lows: We Got Finger Banged at Summer Camp

Open Thread: What's The Dirtiest Thing You Ever Did at Summer Camp?

Michael Ian Black Recounts His Own Wet Hot American Summer