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Kendra Wilkinson's Stripper Poles: Quality You Can Twirl On

Emily Farris — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 19:04:00 GMT

VIA THE REMOTE ISLAND: Girl Next Door Kendra Wilkinson has forgone the celebrity trend of launching her own clothing line, and skipped right to designing her own line of stripper poles...

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Carmen Electra, Doing More of What She Does Best

Colleen Kane — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 18:53:00 GMT

So blah blah Carmen Electra blah blah Mexican Maxim blah blah etc. New boobie pictures of Carmen after the jump.

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Carmen Electra's Latest Playboy Shoot Explains Why The Magazine Is Failing

Brian Fairbanks — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 22:12:00 GMT

Carmen Electra enjoys wire coat hangers. Not in the Joan Crawford kind of way... at least, we don't think...

The actress/model refuses to go into details about how she uses her homemade sex aids, but admits she's found a hot new use for hangers.
She teases, "A little pleasure, a little pain. It's all about fun." The current Playboy pin-up tells the magazine she's a big collector of sex toys and visits the world's top boutiques to stock up. [Starpulse]

This is honestly the most interesting thing this "actress"/absurdly famous person has to say in her promotional tour for this month's Playboy. And we'd almost still be in these photos; however...

Ain't Photoshop incredible? Not only can it make your ass appear twenty years younger, it can apparently take your head and seamlessly dump it over another model's body.

Seriously, though, Playboy claims to loathe fake boobs (although they recently killed an in-house story that would've lambasted women who receive boob jobs) and yet the magazine is nothing but Photoshopped or implanted boobs. No wonder they are about to go offline and become internet only-- if you want to see tasteful, exciting, titillating, or just plain interesting naked women, you have to head to the internet...

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Brian Fairbanks — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 22:52:00 GMT

As if we need to remind you to switch to Firefox, a new report says Internet Explorer has another major security flaw.

Anthony Keidis came close to having kidney failure.

Did you know this weekend's box office included the biggest bomb in the history of movies? It turns out Delgo, which has a "D" average on Yahoo!, made just a half a million dollars back on its $40 million budget. Delgo is actually an independent film produced by an Atlanta entrepreneur and would've been a great slap-in-the-face to the Hollywood studios if it had been a success. We wanted it to be a great film, but more importantly, we wanted it to succeed outside the system. Such a shame...

The Cleveland Clinic has completed the first face transplant in the U.S.

Phish will headline Bonnaroo.

How did one North Carolina high school decide to honor their spelling bee champ? Guess.

A man is wanted by the courts for paying his $56 traffic fine. Paying his fine-- he paid his fine. Of course, he paid it with 112 rolls of pennies, which may have something to do with the problem...

Thank God: Naomi Watts and Liev Schreiber named their kid... Samuel. Phew.

A four-year-old boy snuck out of his house in the middle of the night, crossed a seven-lane-highway, and broke into a dollar store to play with toys. Kid, piece of advice... if you're going to commit a toy burglarly, Toys 'R Us might be more bang for your (literal) buck.

A man is in custody today for plotting to (literally) cut off his former son-in-law's balls.

The Pill is going on sale over the counter pretty soon in the UK. But is it... making us all unhappy sex fiends?

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Kim Kardashian And Carmen Electra Size Each Other Up, Wrestle, Cuddle

Brian Fairbanks — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 18:44:00 GMT

"Disaster Movie": a title like that is going to give the same critics (including yours truly) that trashed "Date Movie" and "Meet the Spartans" lots of ammo for their brutal headlines.

Luckily, Carmen Electra and Kim Kardashian, the film's stars, couldn't give a big, hot, reality star's ass what people think of their movie. Although they do worry about the stalkers and photographers, as they reveal in a couple of creepy-as-hell stories...

Are you guys able to walk around in public without being hassled? Do you ever have experiences with people coming too close to your space?

Electra: I had a weird experience when I was working at MTV. We were shooting an opening of a new restaurant or something. And we were in a different city. I flew in, and I was all by myself because it was one of my first jobs. And I didn't have anyone with me at all. I flew in, and the driver picked me up and took me to the hotel. And there was a guy in the lobby with a clipboard. He said he was from MTV and sort of had the rundown of my schedule and took me up to my room and was in my room with me. I was hanging out with this guy for the entire day. And finally the phone rings and I said, "Answer it," because I was getting ready. And the people from MTV freaked out because they didn't know who he was. It turns out he was a stalker, so they arrested him.

Kim, it probably helps that you always have a reality TV crew following you...
Kardashian: Yeah. But I was in New York last week on my way to the airport, and the driver was taking me. And I fell asleep. And when you're so tired and you fall asleep and your mouth is open and you do not look normal. I woke up to all these flashes. And the driver was turned around driving on the freeway, taking pictures of me sleeping. I was so freaked out.

Electra: Oh no. That's not cool. But I'm sure you sleep beautiful [laughs].

Kardashian: I was drooling down the side of my face [laughs]. I took his camera.

On the rumor mill... how ever do things like this get started:

Kardashian: There was this huge new rumor going around that I got arrested a few days ago for lighting a raccoon on fire. And they had all the paperwork and the documents that I was arrested [laughs]. It was just so bizarre. I don't even know where they came up with that. It was like in Compton, too. I don't think I've been to Compton.

In a separate story, Carmen talked about how their wrestling scene for the movie, which unfortunately begins existing nationwide on Friday, turned her into a Kardashian fan:

She says, "I really got to know her in our wrestling scene... We get into some down and dirty positions, so it's a good thing we became friends. Kim is so cool, not to mention being hot." [Starpulse]

Woody Allen, are you getting this? If you think there should have been more lesbo action between Scarlett Johansson and Penelope Cruz in your (otherwise excellent) new movie, why not do a sequel with these two?

Of course, we're kidding. Woody has better taste than that... we hope.

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Emily Farris — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 21:33:00 GMT

File under the cutest thing ever: a balding penguin got a custom-made wetsuit to protect his bald bum. [National Geographic]

Remember when Gary Coleman got married a few months ago? Yeah, that's over. [Yahoo!]

Why didn't we think of that: someone (we wonder who) sent parents a letter on school letterhead asking that they open their homes as safe spaces for drinking on prom night. [The Smoking Gun]

Just in case you haven't already heard, Wesley Snipes is headed to the big house for tax evasion. Not even Denzel Washington could save him from this fate. [Us News & World Report]

Sorry gentlemen, but Carmen Electra is officially off the market. [People]

So, Jim Carey and Ewan McGregor walk into a gay bar... [Stuff]

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The Best Review of the Worst Movie Ever

Brian Fairbanks — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 20:00:00 GMT

So, apparently "Meet the Spartans," which expands to more theaters tomorrow, features a shaved-head Britney, a skanky Carmen Electra (sorry for the double negative), George Bush getting kicked in the balls, and dozens of offensive gay jokes, including one about taking the enemy from "the rear" in battle (hardy har har), and the longest closing credits in film history. The reviews have been brutal, scathing, and hopefully enough to drive the filmmakers to drink and ruin.

But it was worth the film being released just to read some of these reviews. Ouch.

Isn't it massive consumer fraud to charge $10.50 for a barely hour-long movie? Perhaps, but it would've been unforgivable to make Meet the Spartans any longer than an hour. This was the worst movie I've ever seen, so bad that I hesitate to label it a "movie" and thus reflect shame upon the entire medium of film.

And that's not even the most brutal thing Slate has to say about the filmmakers. The reviewer all but calls them worse people than Saddham and Bin Laden:

They are not filmmakers. They are evildoers, charlatans, symbols of Western civilization's decline under the weight of too many pop culture references.

But perhaps the one that will screw with these fradusters' heads is the review from Cinema Blend, which includes this choice line:

There are funny movies and then there are Jason Friedberg/Aaron Seltzer movies.

The review then goes on to call the film "excruciating, asinine, nauseating, hateful, unbearable, predictable and downright crappy."

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