Scanner Highs And Lows: Sweden Or Sexism?

Brian Fairbanks — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 21:44:00 GMT

Scanner was inundated with bad craziness, sexism, hedonism, and Sweden-ism this week... and you enjoyed every minute of it, sweetness...

HIGHS:

We learned that Swedish girls like to have sex with each other. See also above.

We applauded a boy in Sweden who got revenge on perverts by ripping them off and getting busted for it.

We found a great handjob. Unfortunately, it does not involve Swedes.

We talked about hot Olympians, then we stared at one of them naked. (For the last time, no, she is not from Sweden.)

We found an excuse to use our favorite photo of Amanda Peet. Although it can't top this one of Eva Mendes.

Robert Downey, Jr., we learned, is a very patient mofo.

Meet us in St. Louis next year.

LOWS:

A sex blogger got busted for sex writing on her sex site. We cringed, then we shivered, and finally we changed our names and went underground.

Jim Beam's ad featuring ogled Swedish girls was banned in Australia. Good riddance.

We found this list of 10 Songs To Strip To sorely lacking. (There's an STD joke here, but we're out of time...)

John Edwards admitted he has no chance of being Vice President now.

We never found out who looks best in a bikini, but that's okay, we have friends outside of here.

And mutiny and chaos descended on Scanner over this post.

Bikini Jello Wrestling Contest Ends In Violence, Chaos, Stickiness

Brian Fairbanks — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 18:32:00 GMT

A jello wrestling competition, performed strictly by girls in bikinis, held as part of an end-of-the-term drinking marathon known as Suicide Sunday, descended into chaos and bloody violence after one girl turned into a big-time sore loser...

According to the Daily Mail, a student of Cambridge University in England, lost her shot at 250 pounds in prize money, thanks to spectators who voted her the defeated party in one match. Nadia Witowski subsequently stood up and punched a spectator in the nose, presumably having heard something insulting about herself. She then grabbed a bottle of Lambrini and staggered toward civilization, where two bouncers folded their arms and blocked her path.

Undeterred, Ms Witkowski lashed out again, punching one bouncer and attempting to headbutt the other.
Police were called to the party at Trinity Old Fields, Cambridge, at 1.30pm on Sunday and Ms Witkowski was arrested. She was later cautioned by officers for common assault.

The above-mentioned spectator, who was presumably adorable in her butterfly wings, fled the festivities with a bloody nose.

The 'Blazers and Bikinis' bash was the 79th Suicide Sunday party organised by the Wyverns - an infamous all-male Magdalene College drinking society.

Is there any doubt going to school in the United Kingdom is way more fun than in the US?

Is that Pete Doherty in the black tie?

More on this story (and photos) at The Daily Mail.

Previously: Princess Eugenie's Endearing Nude Rampage

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Scanner Highs And Lows: Sweden Or Sexism?

Bikini Jello Wrestling Contest Ends In Violence, Chaos, Stickiness