Sam Rockwell Too Busy Having Sex With You To Learn Your Name

Brian Fairbanks — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 15:39:00 GMT

Sam Rockwell, who stars in this weekend's newest well-hyped movie, Choke, gave a very revealing interview to Parade Magazine in which he discussed his sex life (or lack thereof?) and uttered this immortal phrase:

"I personally didn't have time to get nervous. I was so busy having sex."

He was so busy having sex, it seems, that he only had enough time to greet the girls before he boned them, and nothing more. Of course, we're talking about the sex scenes in Choke here.

"A lot of them were there just for one day to do a sex scene with me so it was like, 'Hi," and then the director would be saying, 'Let's go. We've gotta do this.' And it was over and then it was on to the next one."

O to be a movie star! Among the articles other stunning revelations about Rockwell:

"Well, I don't think I've ever been one [a sex addict], so it took some work," he jokes. "I couldn't really identify with what my character was doing at first. I went to some sex addict rehab meetings just to find out more about what these people are all about. I went anonymously and I think I was only outed one time. Thank goodness TMZ didn't see me."

Click here to read the full interview, which ends with Rockwell discussing his next film, to be directed by David Bowie's son.

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Video of the Day: Dorothy is Not a Virgin Anymore

Emily Farris — Tue, 13 May 2008 16:12:00 GMT

We've received a few emails about the video "The Wizard of Ass: Dorothy is Not a Virgin Anymore." We were a little confused by it, until our dumbasses finally figured out that it is a fictional promo for Chuck Palahniuk's (Fight Club, Choke) fictional new book Snuff, about fictional porn star Cassie Wright (the "star" of "Wizard of Ass."). A book trailer!

About the book:

Cassie Wright, porn priestess, intends to cap her legendary career by breaking the world record for serial fornication. On camera. With six hundred men. Snuff unfolds from the perspectives of Mr. 72, Mr. 137, and Mr. 600, who await their turn on camera in a very crowded green room. This wild, lethally funny, and thoroughly researched novel brings the huge yet underacknowledged presence of pornography in contemporary life into the realm of literary fiction at last. Who else but Chuck Palahniuk would dare do such a thing? Who else could do it so well, so unflinchingly, and with such an incendiary (you might say) climax?