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PapSmeared: Clay Aiken and Reed Kelly Go Together Like Pinstripes and Argyle

Emily Farris — Wed, 13 May 2009 16:17:00 GMT

Sloppy Seconds: In Which We Consider Michael Chabon's Sexuality, Again

Emily Farris — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 22:21:00 GMT

Do you have what it takes to put together lists of the hottest women in the world (eyes, the ability to count to 100 with or without the help of a computer)? Then you might be in the running toward becoming FHM's next top editor-in-chief. They're looking. [Brand Republic]

Levi Johnston: proof that even if you're a teenage father you can still dream big. Johnston's dream? Becoming a model or actor, of course. [Gawker]

Howard Stern is now Twittering. Well, really it's the Howard Stern Show, which probably means there's a ghost Twitterer. And he is following no one. Jerk. [Twitter]

Half of the female contestants on Bravo's new show "Top Chef Masters" are "chefbians." Er, um, chefs who also happen to be lesbians. [AfterEllen]

What's Prince up to these days? Oh, just singing about Salma Hayek's curves. [Us]

How in the hell did we miss Gay Clay Aiken on America's Next Top Model? [People]

Having read the majority of Michael Chabon's published work, we always questioned his sexuality. We were not the only ones. And apparently we missed that thing he wrote about the time he slept with a man. [Queerty]

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Sloppy Seconds: Which Olsen Twin Would Like You to Put a Baby in Her?

Emily Farris — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 21:23:00 GMT

A reader sent us this video about what will happen if we don't vote on November 4. It's like our own worst nightmare. Really. [CNNBC]

What happens when a bunch of really smart women (including some Nerve writers) get together to talk about online dating? Utter hilarity. And sad, sad truths. [The Morning News]

Philip Seymour Hoffman is the proud papa of a baby girl. That's going to be one cool kid. [DailyIntel]

Unfortunately even Gay Aiken couldn't save "Spamalot" from closing down at the end of the year. [Yahoo!]

We're sure you've heard about Sarah Palin's $150,000 wardrobe by now, right? [People]

Ashley Olsen wants to get married, Mary Kate, on the other hand, does not. [Us]

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Sloppy Seconds: How Sarah Palin Brought a Litte Heaven Into Our Lives

Emily Farris — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 21:33:00 GMT

Do we sound like your mother when we say that Kirsten Dunst looks so much cuter without a cigarette attached to her face? [Faded Youth]

Clay Aiken addressed his seemingly homophobic Claymates—he's the same old Gay Aiken he's always been. [MollyGood]

We want to eat Suri Cruise. Really. She's so fucking cute. [INF]

Remember when we said chastity belts were bad? Paris Hilton wants kids. Now. [People]

We're not the only ones watching Saturday Night Live just to see what Sarah Palin skit Tina Fey will do next. [Yahoo!]

In case you missed it, here's a clip from Saturday Night Live. Is this our reward in Heaven? [NBC]

Sloppy Seconds: More Fun With Sarah Palin Affair Rumors

Emily Farris — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 21:36:00 GMT

~~Hootie~~ Darius Rucker, front man of Hootie and the Blowfish, has bumped Jessica Simpson from the top of Billboard's country chart. Um, is Hank Williams rolling over in his grave? [Us]

Heather Mills gave hamburgers to poor kids in the Bronx last weekend. Except she didn't exactly tell the kids the burgers were vegan. [Gourmet]

We imagine 13-year-old Christian girls (and their mothers) with no taste in music and boys are about the only ones not happy about Clay Aiken coming out. [People]

Yes, we were right. [Radar]

Will you buy Blair and Chuck's albums? We will not. Though we also said we would not watch "Gossip Girl".. sigh. [MTV]

Just as you should not go to George Clooney with a medical emergency (save something stuck in your vagina), you probably shouldn't go to Michael Douglas in times of financial crisis. But hell, nobody else is doing a good job of fixing it, so maybe the "Wall Street" star can offer some hope? [Yahoo!]

If what The Enquirer says is true (hey, they were right about John Edwards) then Sarah Palin used to fuck a snowmobile dealer named Brad Hanson, yet another business parter of poor Todd Palin. [Wonkette]

While You Were Sleeping: Clay Aiken Shocker

Brian Fairbanks — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 13:27:00 GMT

The other night, an NBC affiliate in Los Angeles interrupted Conan to run a story about a John McCain speech.

Speaking of the McCain campaign, turns out they lied in a press release over the weekend saying campaign manager/lobbyist Rick Davis was no longer connected to Freddie Mac and hadn't been for several years. Turns out he was receiving $15,000 a month from them up until their recent collapse.

Clay Aiken finally came out of the closet:

Following the Aug. 8 birth of his son Parker, singer Clay Aiken is following through on a promise he made to himself as a new dad: to publicly acknowledge that he's gay.

"It was the first decision I made as a father," Aiken, 29, tells the upcoming issue of PEOPLE, on newsstands Friday. "I cannot raise a child to lie or to hide things. I wasn't raised that way, and I'm not going to raise a child to do that."

Lindsay Lohan confirmed that she's in a long-term relationship with Samantha Ronson. She also, it seems to us, says "shit" live on air.

Don't cry for Dennis Quaid-- Meg Ryan wasn't the only one unfaithful in that relationship.

This video should provide your morning jolt. And no, we don't know who dealt it:

Via With Leather

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While You Were Sleeping: The Pregnant Lady Lingerie Controversy

Brian Fairbanks — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 13:01:00 GMT

Think this'll stop those incessant rumors about Clay Aiken?

You know it was bound to happen sooner or later... we just wish people had gotten used to the idea of California's gay marriages before they have to get used to the idea of California gay divorces.

Speaking of California, damn place is s'crazy, man's gotta run a brothel to supplement his assistant principal gig. (That's a Johnny Cash reference, in case you were wondering.)

A judge tossed a hardcore Christian's lawsuit against his former company, saying the man had insufficient evidence to back up his claim to having been fired for refusing to join co-workers for a night out at a strip club.

Espresso Gone Wild will have to cover up or stop serving coffee in Washington state.

A woman in Tennessee won local office with the one and only vote in that race: her own.

You probably already heard, but just in case: Bernie Mac, 50, died over the weekend after a bout of pneumonia and Isaac Hayes was found dead at 65 near his still-running treadmill.

M.I.A. is taking some flack for her supposed support for a terrorist group.

And who the fuck makes a fuss about a pregnant woman being sexy? This is beyond stupid, even for a conservative-leaning country like England: customer complaints forced the female owner of a lingerie shop to remove a mannequin with a "baby bump."

She told BBC Look North: "It started with people looking in the window and making comments outside and they told me their points of view that they found it offensive.
"Other shop traders also told me that people were saying to them that it was offensive and that I should cover her up or move her.
"So I put a camisole on Emily and someone else made another comment, saying that they could still see the bump, so I put her in the corner of the shop away from the window."

Sloppy Seconds: The Million-Dollar Strip Club Buy

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Breaking: Clay Aiken Impregnated a Woman

Emily Farris — Thu, 29 May 2008 19:19:00 GMT

It's true. And yes, we know, we're really shocked, too. We're having a hard time getting the words out. Probably as hard a time as he would have had getting it up for the woman in question.

Right. We said would have. Because, did you really expect him to put it in a lady? No, no. He gave his sperm to his "best friend," roommate and producer Jaymes Foster.

Jaymes Foster (who is reportedly in her late 40s) was artificial [sic] inseminated with the 29-year-old singer's sperm, according to the report.

Aiken lives with Foster – described as his "best friend" – when he's in L.A. and plans to be involved with parenting their child, TMZ reports.

The crooner has consistently avoided questions about his sexuality.

"People don't want to have that type of stuff pushed, people who are living in Omaha or in Charlotte or wherever," Aiken told Access Hollywood last month.

"They don't want stuff like that pushed in their face," he added. "I don't think that's necessary and that's also not what I'm here for. I mean, I went on Idol to be a singer, I went on Idol to be an entertainer and that's what my priority is."

Actually, Clay, we here at Scanner love having that stuff pushed in our faces.

[Us: Report: Idol Clay Aiken to Be a Father]

Sloppy Seconds: Whose Album is Snoop Dogg Not On?

Emily Farris — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 21:01:00 GMT

Penguin will soon publish a book about the Eliot Spitzer sex scandal. [Yahoo!]

Is Clay Aiken's new song "a cry for homo help?" [Queerty]

Someone forgot to tell our bank account that the economy is flourishing. (P.S. Bloggers don't get the $600 check.) [Wonkette]

Sienna Miller wants someone to put a baby in her, right now. [People]

Casting directors are looking for a pregnant Charlize Theron look-a-like. [MollyGood]

Paula Abdul critiqued two of a performer's songs on American Idol last night. Problem is, he only sang one. [Us Weekly]

"Twilight" author Stephanie Meyer will release her first adult sci-fi novel "The Host" next week. [Yahoo!]

Could it be true? Is Snoop Dogg collaborating with Lindsay Lohan on her next album? We keep forgetting she's a "singer." [FOX]

Want to Get Your Mom Back for That Time She Made You Put Your Entire Fist in Your Mouth in Front of All Her Church Friends?

Emily Farris — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 15:44:00 GMT

Yeah, well, unfortunately our mom does not have email (she just got a cell phone, and it still has the plastic on it). But yours might, so if your mom ever made you put your fist in your mouth in front of her church friends, you should absolutely click here. Right. Now. Safe for work. Possibly not safe for right after lunch.

[Happy Mother's Day from Clay Aiken via Best Week Ever]

Caption This: Clay Aiken Uses His Straight Stick to Play in Clay

Emily Farris — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 17:38:00 GMT

[Image via gabbybabble.com]

This Week in Gayness: American Idol Is Queer

Brian Fairbanks — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 18:40:00 GMT

THIS WEEK IN GAYNESS

March 6, 2008:

The gay penguins book is back on elementary school bookshelves.

Soap opera fans are apparently so into gayness they'll raise a whole heap of stink when they don't see more of it.

"Do me a favor," coos Buffy the Vampire Slayer to her naked lover in a new comic, "Don't mention this to anyone." Scanner Bryan has more.

NASCAR is picking up some non-straight white male supporters, thanks in part to star driver Evan Darling. Seriously-- a gay man named Evan Darling? We didn't see his "coming out" coming, did we?

Great Britain is withdrawing three specific gay porn titles after questions were raised about the risks of unprotected sex. Jeez-- welcome to the 1980s, slowpokes.

Canada and the UK want to bump off homosexuals by deporting them to awful places like Iran, Malaysia, and Kansas City.

Canada is sure to welcome this tour: Cyndi Lauper, the B-52's and... Rosie O'Donnell?

Is America ready for a gay "American Idol"? Apparently, America has forgotten everything it never knew for sure about Clay Aiken.

As promised, the scary-ass video about the 2nd Amendment. It's by open-minded, Jesus-loving, open-armed, sweethearted gay bashers: