Amy Winehouse: A F*cking Disastah

Emily Farris — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 17:54:00 GMT

We all know that Amy Winehouse is a walking train wreck (perhaps walking on scabby toothpicks), but her latest stunt takes the cake... or whatever it was she happened to eat before returning the gowns she borrowed from a UK department store.

Winehouse has been slapped with a $50,000 bill after borrowing silk and satin gowns from Harvey Nichols... and returning them covered in vomit. And green mold.

We're sure stars have thrown up on borrowed gowns before, but they probably had the wherewithal to get them dry cleaned. Amy, on the other hand, just threw a vomit covered dress in with the rest and sent them back.

[Mirror: Amy Winehouse hit with huge bill after vomiting on designer clothes]

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What Celebrities Would Look Like if They Moved to Missouri

Emily Farris — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 17:49:00 GMT

We don't know whether we should be offended or relieved that we don't look like this (we don't, do we? you'd tell us if we did, right?), but either way, we're amused. And because we're in Kansas City—which is in Missouri in case you've forgotten—and a reader sent us this, we're going to share "What Celebrities Would Look Like if They Moved to Missouri." We will admit that many of these people resemble our friends and family members. In fact, Sarah Jessica Parker actually looks a lot like our mom.

[Images via PlanetHiltron.com]

(Thanks, Tony!)

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