House Party 2! Is Bill Headed Back to the Future II (Too)?

Scanner Matt — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 18:49:00 GMT

I apologize for the lame sequel references, but these movies did come about just around the time Bill Clinton started strategizing for the presidency.

In a recent interview Bill Clinton hinted at a position for himself in Barack Obama's cabinet. We highly doubt Obama would let this happen, but sometimes there is no resisting Slick Willy's hypnotic charm.

As we all know Hillary Clinton is in, and has accepted the position of Secretary of State in the Obama White House, but what's Bill doing these days? He claims, "I'll just try to be a helpful sounding board to her, but I don't think I'll do any more than that," as he told CNN on a trip to Hong Kong.

He spoke about what a tough decision it was for Hillary to leave the Senate (or more likely her original strategy for running in 2012) and the challenges she will face as the new SOS.

But this man works in mysterious ways. He did say he would just hang back unless (UNLESS... UNLESSS... ) Obama "asks me to do something specific, which I'm neither looking for nor closed to."

He's open. All you have to do is say the word, Obama, and the Wonder Twins will activate.

As Doc says to Marty in Back to the Future II, "Be careful around that Griff character. He's got a few short circuits in his bionic implants."

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James Carville's Jesus Complex & Judas Penis

Katie Halper — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 17:31:00 GMT

James Carville accused Bill "Hot When Bearded" Richardson of betrayal of biblical proportions, saying "Mr. Richardson's endorsement [of Obama] came right around the anniversary of the day when Judas sold out (Jesus) for 30 pieces of silver, so I think the timing is appropriate, if ironic." The irony, of course, is that Carville commits betrayal of biblical proportions every time he biblically "gets to know" his wife.

Nobody shows us that politics makes strange bedfellows, literally, and figuratively, more than Democratic Spin Doctor Clintonite Jim Carville and Mary Matalin, his Republican Spin Doctor Bushie wife. The Carville-Matlin duo deserve our bipartisan praise for overcoming their ideological differences through pure unadulterated sexual chemistry.

Let’s be honest, people, who among us could resist her beady eyes, and almost invisible lips, and his smooth cranium and teasingly tinted glasses. But if Richardson's getting behind Obama makes him a Judas, what does Carville's getting behind Mary make him? Does Carville feel the holy spirit slip out of his soul when he slips out of his blue pajamas, slips off Mary's red teddy and enters her land of Cain? Does Carville tell himself it's the devil that is making him take off his donkey briefs and pull off her elephant thong? Is the Satanic serpent tricking the Carvillian serpent into tasting Mary's forbidden fruit?

We can only assume that Carville has a Jesus complex and a Mary Magdalene fetish. A J~~esus~~ames C~~hrist~~arville Mary Magdtalin role-play routine is the only thing that could explain the miracle of their marriage and the only way JC could live with himself and sleep with his wife.

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