http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/closure/default.aspxTags: closureenCommunityServer 2007.1 (Build: 20910.1126)http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/02/14/sloppy-seconds-is-valentine-s-day-over-yet.aspxThu, 14 Feb 2008 21:51:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:71897Emily Farris1http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=71897http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/02/14/sloppy-seconds-is-valentine-s-day-over-yet.aspx#comments<p><a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/02/08-15/1142.jpg"><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/02/08-15/1142.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a>&nbsp;</p><p>Still haven&#39;t quite found the closure you needed from that last break-up? How about writing an <a href="http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2008/02/14/4846835-ap.html" target="_blank">obituary for the relationship</a>?&nbsp;</p><p>Planned Parenthood reminds us that condoms are an essential part of any Valentine&#39;s Day love making with the <a href="http://www.plannedparenthood.org/issues-action/birth-control/national-condom-week-2008.htm?source=valentine08ppol" target="_blank">most unsexy video ever</a>.&nbsp;</p><p><strike>Fashion victim</strike> actress <a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20178104,00.html?xid=rss-topheadlines" target="_blank">Bai Ling was arrested</a> at LAX for shoplifiting celebrity magazines and batteries.</p><p>Has Amy Winehouse sobered up enough to <a href="http://www.celebrityrumors.com/amy-winehouse/amy-winehouse-has-new-lover.html" target="_blank">take a lover</a> while her hubby &quot;Blake Incarcerated&quot; is, uh, incarcerated?</p><p>We have such a <a href="http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/archive/2008/02/14/michelle-williams-magazine-cover-beautiful.aspx" target="_blank">girl crush on Michelle Williams</a> (and no, not just because her ex-BF died; we&#39;ve been stalking her for <i>years</i>).</p><img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=71897" width="1" height="1">videosloppy secondsamy winehouseobituariesbreakupsHeath Ledgerairportscondomsvalentine's dayhow tomichelle williamsshopliftingbai lingclosureblake fielder civilplanned parenthoodarrested