http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/crackzy+cat+lady/default.aspxTags: crackzy cat ladyenCommunityServer 2007.1 (Build: 20910.1126)http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/09/12/scanner-highs-and-lows-sarah-palins-breasts-barack-obama.aspxFri, 12 Sep 2008 22:01:00 GMTbd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:126825Emily Farris0http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=126825http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/09/12/scanner-highs-and-lows-sarah-palins-breasts-barack-obama.aspx#comments<p><a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/09/08-15/oboobasmall.jpg"><img src="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/09/08-15/oboobasmall.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a>&nbsp;</p><p>Oh, those aren&#39;t Sarah Palin&#39;s breasts? Well, with all the nude pictures of the Republican veep nominee floating around the Interwebs, you could have fooled us.&nbsp;</p><p><b>Highs:</b></p><p>We learned to <a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/09/11/video-of-the-day-matt-damon-compares-palin-s-candidacy-to-quot-a-really-bad-disney-movie-quot.aspx" target="_blank">love Matt Damon</a>. A little. </p><p>We helped spread some <a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/09/11/rumors-about-sarah-palin-s-kids.aspx" target="_blank">rumors about the Palin kids</a>. And that was fun.</p><p>We did what we could to <a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/09/11/help-the-giant-penis-man-needs-you.aspx" target="_blank">help the giant penis man</a>. </p><p>We got super sappy over Ellen Degeneres and Portia de Rossi&#39;s <a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/09/11/ellen-degeneres-portia-de-rossi-lesbian-wedding-video-california.aspx" target="_blank">wedding video</a>. <br /></p><p>We just can&#39;t get enough Photoshopped <a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/09/11/sarah-palin-photoshopped-images-sexy-not-sexy-john-mccain-lipstick.aspx" target="_blank">pictures of Republicans</a>. </p><p>We found the most <strike>inappropriate</strike> amazing <a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/09/10/the-most-inappropriate-slide-in-this-history-of-playground-equipment.aspx" target="_blank">slide</a> ever. </p><p>We know what you&#39;re <a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/09/09/market-this-sarah-palin-action-figure.aspx" target="_blank">getting for Christmas</a>.&nbsp; </p><p>We learned some new ways to <a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/09/08/top-10-funniest-slang-terms-for-masturbation.aspx" target="_blank">talk about masturbation</a>. <br /></p><p><b><br />Lows:</b></p><p>Sam Ronson and Lindsay Lohan <a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/09/11/sam-ronson-and-lindsay-lohan-remind-us-its-9-11.aspx" target="_blank">reminded us</a> that yesterday was September 11. And then it <a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/09/11/if-there-s-one-way-to-make-the-tragedy-of-9-11-worse-this-is-it.aspx" target="_blank">got worse</a>. <br /></p><p>We learned <a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/09/11/the-war-on-sex-rages-on.aspx" target="_blank">the war on sex</a> may last longer than the war in Iraq. <br /></p><p>We were completely overwhelmed with <a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/09/12/who-would-you-rather-nude-sarah-palin-vs-nude-sarah-palin.aspx" target="_blank">nude pictures of Sarah Palin</a>. <br /></p><p>We saw our future flash before our eyes, and devised <a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/09/12/top-10-ways-to-avoid-becoming-the-crazy-cat-lady.aspx" target="_blank">a plan to change it</a>. </p><p>Minnie Driver still won&#39;t tell us who <a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/09/09/while-you-were-sleeping-minnie-driver-pops-out-a-future-celebrity.aspx" target="_blank">her baby daddy</a> is. But we have some ideas on the subject. <br /></p><p>We <a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/09/10/scanner-emily-farris-on-good-day-new-york.aspx" target="_blank">sold out</a> on our local Fox station. <br /></p><p>[<a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1829718/" target="_blank">Image</a>] <br /></p><img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=126825" width="1" height="1">boobsmasturbationbrafoxBarack ObamaChristmashighs and lowspenisphotoshopbreastsmasturbatingellen degeneresportia de rossilindsay and sam kisssam ronsonsarah palinloud not proudellen and portia's weddingselling outsarah palin's breastslinsdsay lohanpenis slidecrackzy cat lady