Sloppy Seconds: No, Wait... This Is The Worst Show Ever

Brian Fairbanks — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 21:30:00 GMT

Gustav, that finicky fuck, passed over Jamaica and is making a turn toward Cuba and our friends in the Southern states...

Early reports suggest Republican leaders are generally pleased with McCain's VP choice.

Do we agree with Fleshbots list of the Top Ten Waiter Sex Videos?

As frequent restaurant patrons, we know a lot about good (and bad) service. Yet somehow, even in the fanciest of restaurants we've never seen a waitstaff quite as attentive as the ones you'll see in today's video roundup. We hope they were tipped very generously — they certainly all the tips they can get. After the jump, check out ten restaurant service professionals who deserve way more than 20%.

This baby switch story is all the more upsetting because one of the babies is dead. It's like that old samauri movie about the guy who thinks his kid's been kidnapped, only to find out the kidnappers grabbed his chauffeur's boy instead.

This review of Disaster Movie would probably be even harsher had the critic actually been made to watch that film.

We're not sure how we would've gone on living: Kim Kardashian's toe is healing, thank you very much, and she's still doing Dancing With The Stars.

Got 26 grand to spare? Every month? You can live where Heath Ledger died, if that's your thing.

And is this the worst idea for a show you've ever heard? As far as we know, this is the ENTIRE premise of the program:

Premiering on, big shocker, Fox on September 7th.

Scanner : disaster

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