<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" ?>
<?xml-stylesheet type="text/xsl" href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/utility/FeedStylesheets/rss.xsl" media="screen"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"><channel><title>Scanner : disco cookie</title><link>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/disco+cookie/default.aspx</link><description>Tags: disco cookie</description><dc:language>en</dc:language><generator>CommunityServer 2007.1 (Build: 20910.1126)</generator><item><title>Disco Ernie: An Inspiration to Us All</title><link>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/03/14/disco-ernie-an-inspiration-to-us-all.aspx</link><pubDate>Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:35:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:78339</guid><dc:creator>Nicole Pasulka</dc:creator><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=78339</wfw:commentRss><comments>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/03/14/disco-ernie-an-inspiration-to-us-all.aspx#comments</comments><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/03/08-15/TH1_WGF-1403-05-1303-091157.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/03/08-15/TH1_WGF-1403-05-1303-091157.jpg" alt="" align="right" border="0" height="262" hspace="4" width="200" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Aqnz1oO_HRScbn_3N5L2sIsjzKIX;_ylv=3?qid=20080313053106AAEqdEM" target="_blank"&gt;How old is too old&lt;/a&gt; to bare it all for the pleasure and entertainment of others? 66-year-old grandfather &lt;a href="http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Aqnz1oO_HRScbn_3N5L2sIsjzKIX;_ylv=3?qid=20080313053106AAEqdEM" target="_blank"&gt;Ian Clark models nude&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt; for an art class and donates the  £25 fee to Medical Foundation for the Care of Victims of Torture. Which is, you know, thoughtful of him.&amp;nbsp; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;But to step it up a notch, Disco Ernie is an 80-year-old stripper with no cartilage in his knees. It&amp;#39;s just bone-on-bone people! If you watch nothing else today, this video is four minutes of hot, wrinkled gold: &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;object height="355" width="425"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/EEN-D6WxMHE&amp;amp;hl=en"&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/EEN-D6WxMHE&amp;amp;hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="355" width="425"&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt; We&amp;#39;d totally call Disco Ernie for our grandma&amp;#39;s 91st birthday party, but Aunt Jeanie&amp;#39;s heart couldn&amp;#39;t handle it. &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Maybe we&amp;#39;ll just hire this disco superstar instead...&lt;/font&gt;  &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;object height="355" width="425"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/jdpc7n2KbTk&amp;amp;hl=en"&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/jdpc7n2KbTk&amp;amp;hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="355" width="425"&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=78339" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/disco+ernie/default.aspx">disco ernie</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/disco+cookie/default.aspx">disco cookie</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/naked+old+men/default.aspx">naked old men</category></item></channel></rss>