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This Week in Gayness: Ellen vs. the Bigots

Brian Fairbanks — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 16:21:00 GMT

Nutjob of the Century anti-gay activist Janet Porter actually believes Barack Obama will name Bill Ayers to the Department of Homeland Security and that his wife Michelle will read about the Weather Underground to schoolchildren. Do you think these people actually believe these complete exaggerations and lies or are they just trying to win at any cost?

In troubled times, the homeless suffer the most. In George Bush's America, the gay homeless suffer the most.

The internets wish there was more to this story of Gwyneth Paltrow agreeing to "help" Madonna get over Guy Ritchie...

A decade ago this headline would have been a lot hotter: Gwyneth Paltrow says she's "helping" Madonna get over Guy Ritchie. [Fark]

The New York Times thinks the Connecticut gay marriage fight will come down a fight at the constitutional level.

And you just knew Ellen Degeneres and Portia De Rossi would make a video to fight Proposition 8.

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What Does this 93-Year-Old-Man Love So Much About Old-People Sex?

This Week In Gayness: Fauxmosexuals Ruining It For Everyone Else

Scanner Highs and Lows: Even Sarah Palin's Breasts Want You to Vote for Barack Obama

Emily Farris — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 22:01:00 GMT

Oh, those aren't Sarah Palin's breasts? Well, with all the nude pictures of the Republican veep nominee floating around the Interwebs, you could have fooled us.

Highs:

We learned to love Matt Damon. A little.

We helped spread some rumors about the Palin kids. And that was fun.

We did what we could to help the giant penis man.

We got super sappy over Ellen Degeneres and Portia de Rossi's wedding video.

We just can't get enough Photoshopped pictures of Republicans.

We found the most ~~inappropriate~~ amazing slide ever.

We know what you're getting for Christmas.

We learned some new ways to talk about masturbation.

Lows:

Sam Ronson and Lindsay Lohan reminded us that yesterday was September 11. And then it got worse.

We learned the war on sex may last longer than the war in Iraq.

We were completely overwhelmed with nude pictures of Sarah Palin.

We saw our future flash before our eyes, and devised a plan to change it.

Minnie Driver still won't tell us who her baby daddy is. But we have some ideas on the subject.

We sold out on our local Fox station.

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Ellen and Portia's Wedding Video Makes Us Cry All Over Our Keyboard

Emily Farris — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 15:23:00 GMT

We finally got around to watching the video of Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi's August nuptials that Ellen shared on her show earlier this week, and holy crap, it makes us want to reactivate our online dating account.

Ellen talks about the video/wedding after the jump.

Now we want to marry Ellen.

Related:

Scanner : ellen and portia's wedding

This Week in Gayness: Ellen vs. the Bigots

Video of the Day: Vote No on Prop 8

Sex Shop Etiquette... From A $9-An-Hour Sex Shop Employee

Gay Marriage: God Is Gonna Getcha... Claim Scary Freaks

What Does this 93-Year-Old-Man Love So Much About Old-People Sex?

This Week In Gayness: Fauxmosexuals Ruining It For Everyone Else

Scanner Highs and Lows: Even Sarah Palin's Breasts Want You to Vote for Barack Obama

Ellen and Portia's Wedding Video Makes Us Cry All Over Our Keyboard

Portia de Rossi and Ellen DeGeneres to Marry the Crap Out of Each Other This Weekend

Ellen DeGeneres and Portia De Rossi: Blushing, Blesbian Brides to Be in LOL Cat

Sloppy Seconds: And Just How Will Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson Make a Baby?

Sloppy Seconds: Who Says Homosexuality and Polygamy Are The Same Thing?