Sloppy Seconds: The Summer Days of Our Slutty Lives

Emily Farris — Fri, 08 May 2009 23:09:00 GMT

Sandra Bullock is "not sure" she wants kids. Apparently this warrants a news story. [Us]

We blame South Park for making us laugh every time we see the word "probe" no matter the context. Today's laughable headline: "Police, 50 Cent see house fire probe differently." Sort-of sounds like something that could be cleared up with a little Preparation H, right? [Yahoo!]

As long as we can remember Emily has been one of the top 10 baby names for girls. This year, we're at number three. And we're pretty sure we've dated at least one of each from the baby boy section. [SSA.gov]

Sorry for the late notice on Free Chocolate Day. [The Inquisitr]

Firtexting: apparently more than just a thing to do when you want some booty. A site? A book? A worldview? [BuzzFeed]

Apparently all of those soap operas we watched with the summer between first and second grade (and second and third and third and fourth and fourth and fifth... well, you get the picture) turned us slutty. [KIDK]

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Say "Hello" to "Emily" and Kiss Actual Women Goodbye

Nicole Pasulka — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 17:22:00 GMT

This is Emily. Although she's not real, she seems pretty damn lifelike. As she'll happily tell you, she's a creation of Image Metrics Technology and made by the same computer technology used in video games like Vice City.

First the sex doll looked real. Then the sex robot looked real (and was a sex robot, for people to have sex with, instead of having sex with other, actual people). Now the computer generated woman looks real. Real women -- we are totally done for. Why do these creepy android technologies never build lifelike dudes?

So this leads us to the million dollar question-- would you have sex with Emily? I mean, thankfully, you can't, but if you could do it with the unreal thing, would you?

[via YesButNoButYes]

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Sloppy Seconds: The Summer Days of Our Slutty Lives

Say "Hello" to "Emily" and Kiss Actual Women Goodbye