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Top 10 TV Nipple Slips and Wardrobe Malfunctions

Brian Fairbanks — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 18:59:00 GMT

You know, because Janet Jackson wasn't the first one to lose her outfit live on national television...

It's difficult to imagine, we know, but even game shows in the 60s and 70s were famous for nipple slips. Luckily, YouTube, Google Video and other online sources have managed to salvage some of the most memorable moments. They're all pretty much two seconds long, but this will make you a better future Trivial Pursuit contestant... since you know that's all that we're going to talk about in 20 years, the way our Idiocracy is going.

Here are ten in no particular order...

Ron Jeremy's High School Play Video Leaked!

Tara Reid Wishes She Was Actually Listening To What The Little People Were Yelling About

Jennifer Hawkins (the 2004 Miss Universe) Returns to Australia to Moon Her Hometown

The Match Game (okay, this is more of a "nipple slip" of the tongue, but hey... break it up a bit, ya know)

Eva Mendes Was Really Asking For It This Time

N Is For Nipples - TV Show Host Flashes Kids

Haven't Seen This Janet Jackson Nip Slip Before... Is It New?

They Let the Wrestlers Beat Up the Refs, But An Ass And Nipple Slip Is An Ejection?!

As Bob Barker Says, "She came on down and they came on out!" [sfw]

And finally, Meredith Viera pulls a Justin Timberlake on Helen Mirren:

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AskMen's Top 99 Women

Colleen Kane — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 22:32:00 GMT

Today is special not just because it's the day after the Inauguration. No: today also marks the debut of AskMen's Top 99 Women, as voted by more than ten million site visitors.

You can see all 99 over there, but here are my reactions:

--Tina Fey, number 97? Not sure if that's an "Ouch" or a sign of the gradual acceptance of nerdly woman hotness.

--I was picturing AskMen to look like About.com for some reason. Or maybe Ask Jeeves. Instead it's a site that took all the flame-filled black backgrounds from fallen lad magazines like FHM. Dark red + black = MANLY WEBSITE DESIGN.

--Britney Spears, number 90: "Is she on this list because of guilt? Nope, she's on this list because all of a sudden, she's desirable again."

--Who's the lady in this photo? Stella Ebanks, Miss Number 17. No idea who she is, but I was distracted by her shiny curly outfit.

--Jessica Biel and Jessica Alba, who I kind of get mixed up, are ranked in a row 16 and 15 respectively. Does that men everyone else mixes them up, too?

--Wait whaaaat? I was shocked by number one:

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Top 5 Sex Scenes From... 2007

Brian Fairbanks — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 21:05:00 GMT

Yes, we know, not only was 2007, like, ages ago but we already did a Best of 2008 list.

Well, that one was a smash success and you know how we enjoy sequels... let's touch on the best scenes of last year for other reasons as well: Unlike the 2008 list, every one of these films is available to rent in the United States and, well, the sex is way hotter. For God's sake-- Lust/Caution is borderline XXX... and we have to scenes from it here:

5 & 4. Lust/Caution. Ang Lee followed up 2006's Gay Sex Movie Brokeback Mountain with an NC-17 dud that features Tony Leung and Tang Wei tearing each other apart, almost literally. Here are two back-to-back sex scenes that kept us from turning the epic off about halfway through...

3. Hotel Chevalier (a short film/outtake from The Darjeeling Limited.) Natalie Portman has said she regrets doing this scene. That's not because her ass doesn't look spectacular in it or anything-- more likely, her complaint is due to Wes Anderson cutting her entire appearance from the print and letting dudes all over the world download it for free from iTunes.

Natalie Portman Nude

2. We Own The Night. Already long forgotten, this Joaquin Phoenix-led ensemble drama featured a brief Eva Mendes sex scene early on. The only reason to watch this movie? Eva Mendes. The only reason to watch a sex scene this short and dull? Eva Mendes.

1. Before the Devil Knows You're Dead. A ridiculously and rather overrated heist pic, this one piles on the implausible twists from beginning to end, opening with the most implausable of all: Philip Seymour Hoffman giving it to Marisa Tomei doggystyle. Same with #2-- this movie wouldn't be the same without Tomei...

If that doesn't work you, try our Honorable Mention, also from BTDKYD. It's a nude scene, with the sex having happened earlier, but it's worth watching nonetheless:

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Eva Mendes Cooks Burgers, Learns About Safe Injection Sites

Nicole Pasulka — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 18:33:00 GMT

Hung over in the middle of a 5-hour TV marathon yesterday we caught an episode of show 4Real in which Canadian record executive Sol Guy and Eva Mendes tour safe injection sites in Vancouver--where drug addicts can get clean needles and have a safe place to use.

Hmm, wonder if Eva's own time in rehab had anything to do with this particular location choice...

Either way, despite an unfortunate name and some shameless celebrity courting 4Real is pretty interesting (on another episode, Casey Affleck visits Pawnee communities in Oklahoma and they talk, a lot, about genocide against Native Americans by the US Government). In Vancouver, Eva Mendes comes off as smart and sensitive--if a little naive and is really, really pretty.

Most of the program, and others (M.I.A. in Liberia, Cameron Diaz in Peru) are available online.

Eva Mendes to America: Take Your Nip Slip Censorship and Shove It

Emily Farris — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 15:31:00 GMT

Eva Mendes opened up about her too-hot-for-TV Calvin Klein ad, and told Vogue what the rest of us already knew: we're a country of uptight prudes.

"I love my country, but I believe that we are too quick to censor nudity," the actress, 34, tells the Spanish edition of Vogue in its November issue. "We seem okay with violence, but nudity we race to criticize and censor. I'm not at all ashamed or frightened about showing my body."

Amen, Eva. But even People can only handle that much, because once that nudity business is out of the way, what could have been a good article about sexiness and censorship turned into yet another mass market article on trying too hard. Apparently, the rest of us should be ashamed or frightened of showing our bodies if we don't look like Mendes.

The secret to her sexy shape? Simple: Diet and exercise. "I try not to go crazy, but yes, I pay attention to what I eat," she says. (Since her stint in rehab earlier this year, Mendes has been outspoken about taking care of herself.) "I try to stay away from pasta, bread, cakes, sweets, cookies and ice cream."

If you're not sexy, whatever you do, don't let the real you show; apparently it's "less sexy."

The actress – currently starring in The Women – also touches on a rather less sexy aspect of herself. Asked about her Latin temperament, she says: "I don't usually lose my temper, but if I get angry, it's true – I'm scary. I scare my boyfriend!"

We actually know plenty of men (and women) who would disagree that the "Latin temperament" is "less sexy."

Anyway, here's that commercial again in case you missed it the first few times we posted it:

[People: Eva Mendes Loves Being 'Sexy']

[Scanner: 'People' Loves Putting 'Sexy' in Quotes... As If It's a Dirty Word]

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Who Tops People's Best Dressed List?

Brian Fairbanks — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 15:35:00 GMT

While we were completely surprised by People Magazine's pick as the Best-Dressed Star of 2008, we completely agree with their choice.

As for the rest, well...

10. Charlize Theron

9. Eva Mendes

8. Michelle Obama

7. Sarah Jessica Parker Broderick Bradshaw

6. Heidi Klum

5. Kate Hudson

4. Anne Hathaway

3. Fergie

2. Gwyneth Paltrow

1. Rihanna

...what do you think?

Via People.

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While You Were Sleeping: Is The CW Finished?

Brian Fairbanks — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 13:23:00 GMT

A DNC member and prominent backer of Hillary Clinton will endorse John McCain today.

Here's why some men think "yes" when they hear "no." Not that we're siding with the men on this one...

Eva Mendes claims to have had sex in just about all of the 50 States. How did this mindblowing feat come to pass without our knowledge (and involvement)?

The Hitch star admits she took a raunchy road trip across the country when she was younger and managed to have a sexual encounter in nearly every one of the different states.
She says, "I've had sex in all 50 states. A lot of it was on a road trip I took when I was younger."
And Mendes admits that her best experiences took place in Arizona and Colorado, adding: "Maybe it was the clean air."

Vote for Miss St. Pauli Girl-- it's the only vote you'll have this year that might actually count.

Paris Hilton is denying the naysayers their day: contrary to popular opinion, the socialite has been seen hanging out with the winner of her upcoming reality show, My New BFF. Of course, she could be totally making it all up.

A woman tried to poison her roommate, a la Wedding Crashers, with eye drops in his drink, nearly murdering him. Her punishment? She had to pay his hospital bills.

Even with Gossip Girl and One Tree Hill, the CW is probably doomed.

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Eva Mendes: Too Hot For TV, Way Too Hot For Work

Brian Fairbanks — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 14:18:00 GMT

The Eva Mendes Calvin Klein TV ad was never meant to be on TV. Come on, really? A big ol' flash of nipple and a naked woman writhing around on the floor? Even MTV couldn't run this as a Madonna video...

Yes, we know we've already linked to the video and spoken about it in today's While You Were Sleeping, but it's a must-see and we needed to emphasize that. (Side note: we will never accept the fact that ads for fragrances play on television and that people will buy a fragrance because they saw a scent-free ad featuring it.) Also, it's NSFW, did we make that clear?

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Image via Telegraph UK.

Eva Mendes Calvin Klein Photos Almost As Good As Having Friday Off

Brian Fairbanks — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 21:16:00 GMT

Every company in the United States is in a meeting right now, saying, "Why didn't we think of this first?"

Yes, Calvin Klein pulled off quite a coup wresting Eva Mendes away from the big screen to star in their latest ads (which are all about lingerie, of course.) As other blogs have noted regarding these photos, Eva can sell us anything and we'd buy. Hell we'd even go see The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2 if these were still photos from it.

Pop Crunch has an additional photo here.

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Hero of the Day: NJ Citizen Traffic Cop

Brian Fairbanks — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 21:19:00 GMT

Not this guy.

We were in the middle of beating the heat (sounds so dirty) by scarfing down buckets of Yolato gelato yesterday, when we happened to catch this guy on the five o'clock news...

It was on ABC 7 (NY/NJ/CT): a man in what appeared to be a wife beater t-shirt, directing traffic without being asked when the east coast heatwave knocked out area traffic lights. We wish we had a better picture than the one above, but ABC 7 apparently moved on to the latest triple murders and molesting teachers and the wonderful video is not on their website.

Reasons we love the lone man against the traffic guy (the closest America's going to come to the lone student against the tank in Tiananmen Square?):

1) He had absolutely no reason to help. It was hotter than an Eva Mendes-Scarlett Johansson sex tape yesterday and yet he stood out there in the bright sun, making sure other people made it home in one piece.

2) Could have been killed. After last week's story on the hit-and-run in Hartford, we're afraid to cross traffic, let alone stand in the middle of it.

3) Honking, middle fingers, and revving engines. There was no sound from the scene during ABC's broadcast, so who knows if drivers were polite. If they weren't, it may have gotten ugly out there. If it did, our loner only seemed more encouraged as the video guys on, excitedly waving and stopping, motioning and halting.

4) He's probably drunk. It's the middle of the day and he's walking around Northern New Jersey with just an undershirt and apparently has nowhere to be in a hurry? Yeah, he was blitzed out of his gourd. Nonetheless, bonus points for keeping it together.

And for that, he's our Hero of the Day. Every day.

PREVIOUS: Today in the Apocalypse: Hartford Hit and Run

Image via Flickr.

Another Woman We've Never Heard of Is Maxim's Hottest Woman in The World

Emily Farris — Wed, 14 May 2008 15:53:00 GMT

A few weeks back, Scanner Brian was perplexed by the fact that FHM had named a woman we'd never heard of as its sexiest woman in the world. This month, Maxim pulls the same trick (even though we have heard of her, but only from one of our own).

And the winner is...

Marisa Miller.

Should we know who she is? Probably. Do we? Only because of Scanner Bryan. Is she the hottest woman in the world? She's definitely hot, but enh.

Scanner Bryan, you're welcome to disagree. So are the folks at Maxim who say she "embodies the official return of the all-American supermodel... Not since Cindy Crawford ruled the catwalk has a pinup born and bred on U.S. soil so thoroughly captured the imagination of the American male."

Also on the list: Scarlett Johansson (No. 2), Jessica Biel (No. 3). And in the top 10: Sarah Michelle Gellar, Elisha Cuthbert, Eva Mendes, Christina Aguilera, Lindsay Lohan (who topped last year's list) and Ashley Tisdale.

How much do you think these women's publicists pay to get them on the list?

No, you know what? Fuck this list. We're taking nominations for Scanner's Hottest Women in the World in the comments section.

[People: Scarlett Johansson, Jessica Biel Make Maxim's Hot List]

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What Kind Of God In Heaven Lets A Topless Eva Mendes Photoshoot Go This Wrong?

Bryan Christian — Fri, 09 May 2008 20:05:00 GMT

Yuck. These pics of Eva Mendes from Italian Vogue -- we're thinking they're actually from the same shoot that Scanner Brian mentioned earlier today -- make us feel like we've walked into a John Waters-art directed acid trip. Actually, Eva's reminding us of someone here... who could it be...

(Click through for the answer -- and a bit more nudity, if you're not bored by that sort of thing yet.)

Ah yes, that's it. Yikes, maybe some nudity will help?

Eh... guess not. We was robbed! Scanner Brian, 1; Scanner Bryan, 0.

Eva Mendes Realizes Your Wildest Shrimping Fantasies [NSFW] [Defamer]

Eva Mendes Does Incredibly Hot Vogue Photo Shoot

Brian Fairbanks — Fri, 09 May 2008 19:11:00 GMT

Thank God, these are so NSFW it's not even funny...

First off, what are these pictures supposed to be of? Some 1950s Italian movie stars? We're very confused by magazines like Vogue-- they always seem to be unsure what their own point is.

As for Eva, if she's trying to become the next Paris Hilton (or Sasha Grey), these will surely help raise her to that status-- a tart. Not that we mind that-- after all, she's in movies like We Own the Night and Ghost Racer or whatever it's called, so we don't actually respect her as an actress anyway...

Don't miss this photo, which is mind-blowingly hot and involves lingerie, heels, and being bent over a table... don't say we didn't warn you!

All of these and many more via No Watermark.

Totally Classy Actress Forgets Part of Dress, Flashes Red Carpet

Bryan Christian — Wed, 07 May 2008 17:52:00 GMT

Not even Anna Wintour's icy, be-banged stare could keep everyone's clothes on at New York's Costume Institute Gala Monday night. Model Stephanie Seymour and newly sober filmstar Eva Mendes (pictured above) showed a bit of skin -- but who was it that gave everyone a wee peek at their thong-tha-thong-thong-thong?

Why it's Broadway royalty and wife of Liam Neeson, Natasha Richardson! Oh, Tom Ford: what is it about you that makes everything just that little bit skankier?

Natasha Richardson and the mother of all wardrobe malfunctions [Daily Mail]

Sloppy Seconds: Eva Mendes' New Underwear Modeling Gig

Emily Farris — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 21:46:00 GMT

An Australian man was gunned down in his driveway by a robot packing a .22 semi-automatic pistol. Don't worry, though, the robots aren't taking over the world just yet. The man built the robot and programmed it to kill him.

Hey kids, if you're going to smuggle pot across international borders, why not use soda cans or text books? You know, something the kids are into these days. We hear The Hills DVDs are all the rage. We once had a boyfriend get a shit-ton of pot through airport security tucked deep into a jar of Nutella. But cans of vegetables? Hominy at that? Industrial size cans of hominy?!

If you haven't watched last night's LOST yet, then you probably don't want to click this link to find out which character is gay, gay, gay.

Speaking of gay, if you have any potentially gay kids hanging around, Good Morning America producers want to get their hands on them. No, not like that, pervert! They just want to exploit the kids in the name of journalism.

We love The Internets and all, but proposing via Twitter? After being together for fifteen years? Maybe the couple should limit their sex life to instant messages and build robot babies and take virtual tours of places they'd like to vacation together. (Sorry, we're really worried we're beginning to exist only on online, so these things kind-of get to us.)

Eva Mendes is fresh out of rehab and will soon be modeling underwear for Calvin Klein. The sexy actress is already a spokesperson CK's fragrance line, but now she'll be half nekkid and smell good.

Image of Eva Mendes NOT modeling Calvin Klein underwear via chinadaily.com.cn

Kirsten Dunst in Rehab

Emily Farris — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 15:58:00 GMT

This is just about as shocking as hearing that Eva Mendes is being treated for alcohol addiction: Kirsten Dunst checked herself into the Cirque Lodge clinic in Utah, where Mendes is "staying." Good for her for voluntarily seeking help before flashing her bits around town and ending up on the cover of gossip rags for her wild partying. We've always thought Kirsten was cute, stylish, sweet and smart, and a few starlets could take a lesson from her. We wish Kirsten the best and hope that the blogs don't pick on her too much. And come on, it's not like you never had a time in your life when someone was worried you were an alcoholic. If we had the time and money, a week or two relaxing at a "lodge clinic" might have done us some good a few times in our past.

[The Sun: Kirsten the latest rehab star]

Eva Mendes Having A Helluva Day

Brian Fairbanks — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 19:40:00 GMT

It's hard to find an unflattering photo of Eva Mendes, without question one of the hottest women on the planet and, therefore, in America. But it really hasn't been her day: even though she's just been announced as the new face of Calvin Klein Fragrances, it turns out she's actually been in rehab for several weeks!

I guess TMZ and the rest of the gossip rags have been too busy jumping into Britney's car and engaging in wild orgies to pay Eva much attention. But several weeks?! For more on this shocking story, click here. If you just want to see half-naked pictures of the movie star, try here.

Eva Mendes Would Rather Go Naked

Emily Farris — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 15:33:00 GMT

In her new PETA ad, Eva Mendes says to wearing fur, "I'd rather go naked." Oh, Eva, if we had an ass like that we'd rather go naked, too. Also, yeah, because wearing fur is bad. From her interview with PETA:

I wasn't familiar with PETA early in my career. I remember having my first premiere in New York City and being so naive that I didn't have a coat with me. My stylist sent me a fur wrap for the evening and I ignorantly wore it.

PETA then wrote me a beautiful letter commenting on my less-than-educated choice. I was so impressed that I vowed to them and myself to never wear real fur on the red carpet or in my life again.

Talk all you want, Eva, but all we really need is that picture.

(Thanks, Jack!)

Lucy Liu Did Vampire Lesbian Nude and No One Told Us?

Bryan Christian — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 16:12:00 GMT

Mr. Skin has released its Top 20 Nude Scenes of 2007, which, while fairly tacky in its execution (um, "seat meat"?) is at least a good compendium of non-porn, non-dude (sorry!) nude for the year, should you be in the market for such a thing. Sienna Miller, Marisa Tomei, Eva Mendes, Natalie Portman, UK ladmag sensation Keeley Hazell, and a couple of O.C. alums make the cut, as does Scanner Sarah's fave Lust, Caution. Our thoughts?

Hold up, wasn't 300, like, one big nude scene? Or did we just fall asleep?

Do we really have to "look past the gore" of Hostel II "to revel in the fact that [Heather Matarazzo] grew up to look howlingly hot in the buff?" Really?

Also, isn't Ashley Judd in Bug, like, a paranoid speed freak? What is with you people?

What, no Golden Compass?