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<?xml-stylesheet type="text/xsl" href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/utility/FeedStylesheets/rss.xsl" media="screen"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"><channel><title>Scanner : ewan mcgregor</title><link>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/ewan+mcgregor/default.aspx</link><description>Tags: ewan mcgregor</description><dc:language>en</dc:language><generator>CommunityServer 2007.1 (Build: 20910.1126)</generator><item><title>Michelle Williams Strips, Seduces, Enjoys, And Freaks Out On Ewan McGregor</title><link>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/03/03/michelle-williams-gives-ewan-mcgregor-no-choice.aspx</link><pubDate>Tue, 03 Mar 2009 20:59:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:181776</guid><dc:creator>Brian Fairbanks</dc:creator><slash:comments>1</slash:comments><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=181776</wfw:commentRss><comments>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/03/03/michelle-williams-gives-ewan-mcgregor-no-choice.aspx#comments</comments><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/09/01-07/ewan%20m.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/09/01-07/ewan%20m.jpg" border="0" height="242" width="165" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/03/01-07/michelle.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/03/01-07/michelle.jpg" border="0" height="239" width="182" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Michelle Williams has already bounced back from the stress nightmare and overwhelming publicity surrounding the death of her ex-fiancee, Heath Ledger. First, she nailed a terrific performance in last year&amp;#39;s gem Wendy and Lucy, sadly overlooked by Kate Winslet-crazy Oscar voters. Then, she landed the lead in the new film &lt;i&gt;Incendiary&lt;/i&gt;, which was a hit at the 2008 Sundance Film Festival and comes to DVD on May 5th.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;But Nerve Video obtained a copy of the graphic and memorable sex scene between Williams and co-star Ewan McGregor (man, that guy&amp;#39;s naked in &lt;i&gt;everything&lt;/i&gt;)...&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;This scene takes place at the beginning of the movie. Williams&amp;#39; character has a husband and young son, whom the filmmakers apparently doesn&amp;#39;t even bother to give a name, are at a soccer match (note her character&amp;#39;s accent), so she decides to invite sexy Ewan over for a game of her own. Both fortunately and unfortunately, the scene is edited so that spoilers are removed, so we won&amp;#39;t tell you what&amp;#39;s going on at the end here, except to say that Williams had left the TV on and the channel tuned to the match... &amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;embed src="http://media.egotastic.com/includes/video/flv-player.swf" flashvars="autoPlay=false&amp;amp;flvPath=http://media.egotastic.com/media/videos//0903/michelle-williams-topless-incendiary-01.flv&amp;amp;flvTitle=Egotastic! 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of two men who fall in love in prison. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&amp;quot;I Love You, Phillip Morris&amp;quot; is not the only gay-themed movie sweeping Sundance. Next up is &lt;a href="http://defamer.com/5135234/humpday-sale-makes-sundance-safe-for-gayish-indie-bromance?skyline=true&amp;amp;s=x" target="_blank"&gt;&amp;quot;Humpday,&amp;quot;&lt;/a&gt; a movie about a &amp;quot;bromance&amp;quot; that turns into gay porn, and which has already been sold.&lt;/font&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;The Reverend Al Sharpton lambasted the Mormon church for supporting California&amp;#39;s &lt;a href="http://www.topix.net/news/gay/2009/01/sharpton-decries-churches-pushing-prop-8-southern-voice?fromrss=1" target="_blank"&gt;Proposition 8&lt;/a&gt;. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;And Dan Savage is going after Rick Warren in the same manner he did with Rick Santorum. 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Pervs.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;2) The women were asked about their sex lives and then videotaped (from the bushes, perhaps?) walking down the street. Pervs.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;3) They had female sexologists (presumably hot professors with glasses and lab coats) watch the tapes and take a guess whether the women could have vaginal orgasms. Pervs. (You know, girls talking about other girls getting off...)&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Seriously, though, it turns out women can have orgasms. Wait, sorry, we meant: it turns out that the sexologists guessed correctly guessed 80% of the time as to whether the woman could have orgasms vaginally. Um, no offense guys, but we&amp;#39;re pretty sure if we said yes a bunch of times and no a bunch of times, we&amp;#39;d be correct about that much of the time. Or maybe not... after all, not as many women can have vaginal orgasms as you may think...&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote style="font-style:italic;"&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;The
study, published in The Journal of Sexual Medicine, found that trained
sexologists were able to correctly infer vaginal orgasm more than 80
percent of the time by watching the way the women walked. Further
analysis revealed that the sum of stride length and vertebral rotation
was greater for the vaginally orgasmic women.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&amp;quot;This could reflect the free, unblocked energetic flow from the legs through the pelvis to the spine,&amp;quot; the authors note.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;A woman&amp;#39;s anatomical features may predispose her to greater or
lesser tendency to experience vaginal orgasm, the authors speculate. &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;We&amp;#39;re sure you&amp;#39;ll have jokes about how those Olympian speedwalkers must be great in bed... share them if you must.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Via &lt;a href="http://www.upi.com/Health_News/2008/09/05/Womans_gait_predicts_sexual_pleasure/UPI-65341220594643/" target="_blank"&gt;UPI&lt;/a&gt;. &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Related&lt;/b&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/08/26/while-you-were-sleeping-the-new-american-idol-judge.aspx"&gt;While You Were Sleeping: The New American Idol Judge&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/07/11/75-year-old-granny-shows-teenage-strippers-what-a-real-show-looks-like.aspx"&gt;75-Year-Old Granny Shows Teenage Strippers What A Real Act Looks Like&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;h4 class="CommonSearchResultName"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/08/21/olympian-alain-baxter-trying-to-get-himself-more-um-exposure.aspx"&gt;Olympian Alain Baxter Trying To Get Himself More, Um, Exposure&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=124492" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/research/default.aspx">research</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/sex+life/default.aspx">sex life</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/ewan+mcgregor/default.aspx">ewan mcgregor</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/scotland/default.aspx">scotland</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/body+language/default.aspx">body language</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/walk+it+out/default.aspx">walk it out</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/kilt/default.aspx">kilt</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/orgams/default.aspx">orgams</category></item><item><title>Sloppy Seconds: What Two Actors Are Cruising Gay Bars Together for "Research?"</title><link>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/04/25/sloppy-seconds-what-two-actors-are-cruising-gay-bars-together-for-quot-research-quot.aspx</link><pubDate>Fri, 25 Apr 2008 21:33:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:88504</guid><dc:creator>Emily Farris</dc:creator><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=88504</wfw:commentRss><comments>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/04/25/sloppy-seconds-what-two-actors-are-cruising-gay-bars-together-for-quot-research-quot.aspx#comments</comments><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/04/23-End/gay_20bar_small.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/04/23-End/gay_20bar_small.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;File under the cutest thing ever: a balding penguin got a custom-made wetsuit to protect his bald bum. [&lt;a href="http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2008/04/080425-AP-penguins.html" target="_blank"&gt;National Geographic&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Remember when Gary Coleman got married a few months ago? Yeah, that&amp;#39;s over. [&lt;a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080425/ap_en_ce/people_gary_coleman" target="_blank"&gt;Yahoo!&lt;/a&gt;]&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Why didn&amp;#39;t we think of that: someone (we wonder who) sent parents a letter on school letterhead asking that they open their homes as safe spaces for drinking on prom night. [&lt;a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/0424081prom1.html" target="_blank"&gt;The Smoking Gun&lt;/a&gt;]&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Just in case you haven&amp;#39;t already heard, Wesley Snipes is headed to the big house for tax evasion. Not even Denzel Washington could save him from this fate. [&lt;a href="http://www.usnews.com/blogs/the-collar/2008/04/25/movie-stars-cant-save-wesley-snipes-from-prison.html" target="_blank"&gt;Us News &amp;amp; World Report&lt;/a&gt;]&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Sorry gentlemen, but Carmen Electra is officially off the market. [&lt;a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20195382,00.html?xid=rss-topheadlines" target="_blank"&gt;People&lt;/a&gt;]&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;So, Jim Carey and Ewan McGregor walk into a gay bar... [&lt;a href="http://www.stuff.co.nz/stuff/4496912a5620.html" target="_blank"&gt;Stuff&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;[&lt;a href="http://www.jonco48.com/blog/gay_20bar_small.jpg" target="_blank"&gt;Image&lt;/a&gt;]&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=88504" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/sloppy+seconds/default.aspx">sloppy seconds</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/jail/default.aspx">jail</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/prom/default.aspx">prom</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/booze/default.aspx">booze</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/jim+carey/default.aspx">jim carey</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/carmen+electra/default.aspx">carmen electra</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/gary+coleman/default.aspx">gary coleman</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/ewan+mcgregor/default.aspx">ewan mcgregor</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/wesley+snipes/default.aspx">wesley snipes</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/gay+bars/default.aspx">gay bars</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/denzel+washington/default.aspx">denzel washington</category></item><item><title>Sloppy Seconds: Dita Von Teese's Lesbian Porno</title><link>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/04/02/sloppy-seconds-dita-von-teese-s-lesbian-porno.aspx</link><pubDate>Wed, 02 Apr 2008 21:20:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:82622</guid><dc:creator>Brian Fairbanks</dc:creator><slash:comments>2</slash:comments><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=82622</wfw:commentRss><comments>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2008/04/02/sloppy-seconds-dita-von-teese-s-lesbian-porno.aspx#comments</comments><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/04/01-07/dvt1.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/04/01-07/dvt1.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Helen Mirren was on Conan last night talking about the time she almost got to perform with one of rock&amp;#39;s greatest stars, now long gone. &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="margin-left:40px;"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&amp;quot;I heard this incredible crashing and banging coming from the ally where
the stage door is. [T]his completely drunken
guy was climbing out of a trash can, covered in trash and with a
pin-striped suit on. A complete madman. Then I heard the crashing and
banging coming through the stage door, and up the stairs...&amp;quot;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="margin-left:40px;"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&amp;quot;I opened the door and it was Keith Moon. He said, &amp;#39;Hello darling, I
hear you&amp;#39;re wonderful in this play.&amp;#39; I said, &amp;#39;It&amp;#39;s nice to meet you,
but I have to go onstage now.&amp;#39; He said, &amp;#39;That&amp;#39;s all right, I&amp;#39;ll come
with you. I&amp;#39;ll come and play in your band.&amp;#39; I&amp;#39;m so idiotic. I said,
&amp;#39;No, you can&amp;#39;t.&amp;#39;&amp;nbsp; &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p style="margin-left:40px;"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&amp;quot;One of my biggest regrets is that I didn&amp;#39;t play on stage with Keith Moon.&amp;quot;&amp;nbsp; [&lt;a href="http://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/2008/04/02/helen_mirren_s_keith_moon_regret_" target="_blank"&gt;Starpulse&lt;/a&gt;; and &lt;a href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=SLAItPi3ef0" target="_blank"&gt;why Keith Moon was the greatest rock star ever&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Rush Limbaugh thinks Hillary&amp;#39;s fan base is mainly feminists, defined as women who have had &lt;a href="http://feeds.gawker.com/%7Er/jezebel/full/%7E3/262834746/rush-limbaugh-women-love-hillary-because-theyve-had-two-or-three-abortions" target="_blank"&gt;&amp;quot;two or three abortions&amp;quot;&lt;/a&gt; and as many divorces.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Speaking of terrorists like Rush Limbaugh, did you remember to submit to &lt;a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080402/ts_nm/security_qaeda_zawahri_dc" target="_blank"&gt;&amp;quot;Ask Al Qaeda&amp;quot;&lt;/a&gt;?&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Maybe someone should ask Zawarhi if he&amp;#39;s as excited as we are by the &lt;a href="http://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/2008/04/02/jim_carrey_aamp_ewan_mcgregor_to_star_in" target="_blank"&gt;Jim Carrey-Ewan McGregor prison romance film&lt;/a&gt;. Hopefully, it&amp;#39;s, um, &lt;i&gt;not&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/font&gt; going to be a remake of &amp;quot;Midnight Express.&amp;quot;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Dita Von Teese&amp;#39;s instantly legendary lesbian porno, which apparently may get her dropped as the new spokesperson for Wonderbra, is circulating on the &amp;#39;net. Above is a &lt;a href="http://www.flisted.com/21560/dita-von-teese-lesbian-pornography-movie-surfaces/still-image-of-dita-von-teese-in-lesbian-porn-i/" target="_blank"&gt;censored screenshot&lt;/a&gt;, and below the NSFW reverse angle. Again, no embed-able vids have surfaced, but &lt;a href="http://vomk.com/?q=Dita+Von+Teese+Dildo+Action+with+Another+Girl" target="_blank"&gt;click here&lt;/a&gt; for an external site that features it.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/04/01-07/Dita-Von-Teese-Dildo-Action.preview.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/04/01-07/Dita-Von-Teese-Dildo-Action.preview.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=82622" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/lesbian/default.aspx">lesbian</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/feminism/default.aspx">feminism</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/conan+obrien/default.aspx">conan obrien</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/hillary+clinton/default.aspx">hillary clinton</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/advice/default.aspx">advice</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/helen+mirren/default.aspx">helen mirren</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/rush+limbaugh/default.aspx">rush limbaugh</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/Dita+Von+Teese/default.aspx">Dita Von Teese</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/lesbian+porno/default.aspx">lesbian porno</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/jim+carrey/default.aspx">jim carrey</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/al+qaeda/default.aspx">al qaeda</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/ewan+mcgregor/default.aspx">ewan mcgregor</category></item></channel></rss>