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PapSmeared: Pam Anderson Mistakes Fashion Week for 'Baywatch' Reunion, Busts Out the Bedazzler

Emily Farris — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 16:26:00 GMT

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Mischa Barton Forgets to Cross Her Legs (Apparently This is News) We Have Pictures

Emily Farris — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 14:19:00 GMT

So just what color underwear does a young starlet like Mischa Barton wear to Paris Fashion Week?

Those are pretty.

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The Vivienne Boys Show a Little Bum

Colleen Kane — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 22:32:00 GMT

So, Milan fashion week is going on and while we normally don't give a rat's ass about fashion week, in the case of the following farm boy ass, courtesy of the ever-fabulous Vivienne Westwood's show, we take notice.

This model may be wearing assless overalls, with kneepads--useful for only a few situations, really--but he wears them well.

Images via OhLaLaMag.com.

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Emily Farris — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 21:44:00 GMT

Mister Clean, Mister Clean has died. Rather, House Peters Jr., the first actor to play Mr. Clean is dead at 92. [Yahoo!]

Bollywood is on strike! The world really is coming to an end. [Jossip]

"Can you say 'yes' instead of 'you betcha?" Number 6 on David Letterman's Top Ten Things Overheard at Sarah Palin's Debate Camp. [Us]

Every once in a while there's architecture (even-book related) that we just don't like. For some reason, this upside-down bookshelf really, really bothers us. [BoingBoing]

Things must be serious between Sir Paul McCartney and his new girlfriend, Nancy Shevell. McCartney took Shevell to his daughter Stella's fashion show in Paris. [People]

We thought we'd never be able to afford property, but apparently we're not looking in the right places. A woman in Chicago bought a house in Michigan on eBay for $1.75. We'll give her $10 for it. [Saginaw News]

We really loved "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" the few times we watched it before we decided cable was a luxury we could no longer afford, so it's no surprise that we didn't know two of the actors were a couple in real life. Did you? Well, they're married now. [Defamer]

Caption This: Agyness Deyn And Her Friend's See-Through

Brian Fairbanks — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 20:17:00 GMT

Golly, we just love these Fashion Week photos... not of any of these scary-looking pencils on the catwalk, but the celebutantes on the prowl after hours...

Agyness Deyn, boyfriend/alleged fiancee of Albert Hammond, Jr., was one of the healthier models to grace London's catwalks this week. My God, the woman who wore the outfit Agyness is wearing in these pictures? Please, if you're reading this, get some help.) After a show, she was out in a dress someone else wore and which was designed by her chum Henry Holland, and partying it up with Jaime Winstone in their revealing outfits.

But what's Agyness saying to Jaime in this photo... or is Jaime saying something to her? Your captions, in the comments...

Via The Daily Mail.

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Mischa Barton's Nip Slip

Emily Farris — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 17:34:00 GMT

Misha barton had a little trouble getting out of the car at Fashion Week...

Going, going...

Gone!

We sure have been seeing a lot of Mischa Barton lately...

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Hot or Not: The Corset?

Emily Farris — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 17:21:00 GMT

We've never been a big fan of the corset. Perhaps the ill will goes back to our love of "Little Women" and Jo's disdain for it. Or maybe it's just because we like to breathe and have some wiggle room if should we stop off for a bacon cheeseburger on our way home from the S&M club. We do, however, understand the desire for a cinched waist, and we can see its sexual appeal (especially the one pictured above). But this week in Bryant Park, designers premiered new fashions with the corset as the centerpiece, and we're less than impressed. What do you think? Are corsets hot or not? Should they be a part of a woman's everyday street wear or is it better to have it on hand for play time?

Betsey Johnson's corset:

Caption This: Lindsay Lohan's Boobs And Sam Ronson's Eyeline

Brian Fairbanks — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 17:38:00 GMT

Who is this Sex Pistols reject and why is he allowed to peer down Lindsay Lohan's cleavage?

Love her or hate her, Lindsay Lohan still has the best boobs in Hollywood, or at least the best cleavage. And as you can see, Lindsay's 15-year-old boyfriend, Sam Ronson thinks so too. Now that's one lucky kid. Could you imagine still being in High School, and getting to date Lindsay Lohan? I think it's every young boy's dream.

Har har. The real story is that Lindsay and Samantha Ronson (who is actually a 31-year-old female DJ from Los Angeles, despite these cheap jokes) were in Bryant Park for Fashion Week, where news reports of an impending marriage have them avoiding the press. More importantly, there are the beginnings of lesbian baby reports:

British newspaper The News of The World claims the Mean Girls actress has approached one of her former boyfriends to help with the conception. A source close to Lindsay tells the paper, "Lindsay is in a very happy place at the moment. She's been having deep discussions about a baby.
"She wants a natural birth and has spoken to Sam about getting one of her ex-boyfriend's to help out. They don't want to adopt." [News.au.com]

Disappointingly, this "source" (of bullshit) doesn't know or won't say who the ex is. But whoever it is, they are sure to say yes... they'll say yes to anything while lost in Lindsay's #1 boobs...

Top photo via Egotastic.

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Monika Jagaciak is Fourteen

Bryan Christian — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 16:46:00 GMT

So, we're beginning to wonder if, while we weren't looking, we might have gotten totally old and stuff. For instance, we just found a long gray hair dead in the center of our chest, like a bullseye left by Father Time for his good pal the Grim Reaper. Oh, also: we're kind of floored that they're letting Monika Jagacia -- a fourteen-year-old from Poland -- walk a runway in Australian Fashion Week. Sure, she's stunning and all, but... you know... fourteen! FOURTEEN!

Hey, hang on -- it can't be that weird of a question if, like, news.com.au was in such a scramble to confirm her age, right? Right?

***UPDATE 7/4 18.00: Jagaciak’s birth year, 1994, was published on the website of her mother agency, Gaga. IMG’s Sydney office claimed today that she is older than “13 or 14”. According to a representative of Gaga’s head office in Poland, with whom I have just spoken, Jagaciak’s birthday, as listed in their company records and as apparently also sighted on her passport, is 15/01/1994, making her 14.***

Here's hoping that Monika's mom and dad are sensible enough to keep her away from drugs, alcohol, couples dancing, and David Blaine.

Well, whew. We feel better now that we've gotten that off our chest. All righty then, leave us alone for a while; our programs are about to start.

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Caption This: Liza Minnelli at New York Fashion Week

Emily Farris — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 19:21:00 GMT

[Image via New York Magazine/Getty]