Stormy Daniels For LA Senator In 2010!

Drew Grant — Tue, 05 May 2009 13:39:00 GMT

If any y'all live in Louisiana, it's time to start volunteering to get that dirtbag David Vitter out of Senate. Not only has he waded into the Spitzer pool one time too many, but this conservative hypocrite has cut funding for abortion providers, is vehemently anti-gay marriage, and legislates against child health care. Seriously, anyone would be better than this d-rag.

So that's why we're officially supporting adult actress Stormy Daniels for Vitter's senate seat in 2010! DraftStormy—who officially began her campaign today—all the way! Sure, it may be a giant publicity ploy now, but at least Daniels hasn't hypocritically tried to curtail sex workers rights while cavorting with these same sex workers in D.C. and Canal Street. She's also never blocked a FEMA appointment despite representing a state during Hurricane Katrina. And plus, Daniels' tits are nicer to look at than Vitter's.

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