Rush Limbaugh Cares What Women Think

Colleen Kane — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 21:47:00 GMT

Have you met Rush Limbaugh? He's the radio personality who popularized the term "Feminazi" and applies it with glee to any woman who sticks up for herself. Now he's wondering why there's a 31-point gender gap in his listenership. To find out just why he is so unpopular with the ladies, he held a Women's Summit on his program this week, where he asked women to phone in and tell him why they don't like him.

Not too surprisingly, women are not painted too well, even on this women's summit.

One caller claimed women don't like to put on a pretty skirts (um, hello? I love pretty skirts!) and "they have been given a line that they have to be unhappy, grumpy, they have to be Hillary, they have to be yelling and screaming."

Riiight. So there's only two options for women: pretty and traditional or angry and screaming. Here's more.

CALLER: Hi, Rush. I have three things you can do to close your gender gap by at least 15 points.

RUSH: Thank you. I want to hear what they are.

CALLER: Okay, get your pencil. First one. Make women believe you care more about them than their own husbands do.

RUSH: Hmm.

CALLER: Second one. You need to project an air of vulnerability. You need to let women think they can roll you.

RUSH: Well, wait a minute. Rule me?

CALLER: Roll.

RUSH: Roll or rule?

CALLER: Roll. Well, one and the same. One and the same, very clever! You can do this! It's not beyond you!

RUSH: All right, so I gotta make women believe I care more about them than their own husbands do, and I am vulnerable, I can be hurt.

CALLER: Yes. They can roll you. And you can do that by just marrying an Ivy League women from Chicago, Ivy League educated women from Chicago, that's how most Democrats do it. And the third thing to do is stop saying abortion is the sacrament to liberalism. You can still say that liberalism is a religion because women like to think they're religious, just drop the sacrament of abortion.

OK, so in addition to being pretty and docile things or angry and screaming, women are also easily manipulated saps.

Rush's conclusion? "It appears that women who have hated me have been led to me by other men and then have changed their opinion, which means something I have always known, that women do want to please their men. "

What- evvvs.

For the morbidly curious, the transcription is here.

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Miss Bimbo Is Missunderstood (By Feminazis)

Katie Halper — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 13:10:00 GMT

Scanner Brian already broke the story about the "Miss Bimbo" video game, which describes itself as a “virtual fashion game for girls.” But I wanted to take a moment to defend the game from the Feminazis who are attacking it. First of all, a little about the game. When the game encourages its players to "stop at nothing" to win, what exactly does that mean?

When you sign up to play the game, you are given a naked female character and encouraged to compete against other players to become “hottest, coolest, most famous bimbo in the whole world.” The game coaches the players-- whose age ranges from 7-17– to “stop at nothing,” not even “meds or plastic surgery,” to win. Missions include buying and taking diet pills which cost 100 bimbo dollars. You can even eat “every now and then” but you must stay “waif thin.” Another mission you are given is to find a rich boyfriend:

Bimbo dollars is ‘the cabbage,’ ‘bread,’ the ‘mula’ you’ll need to buy nice things and to get by in bimbo world. To earn some bimbo cash you will have to (gasp) work or find a boyfriend to be your sugar daddy and hook you up with a phat expense account!

And of course, no game called Miss Bimbo would be complete without encouraging their young female players to get breast implants, which will cost you 11,500 bimbo dollars, but get you 2,000 bimbo attitudes, which is sooo worth it.

Now before any man haters get their panties in a bunch or call the game sexist, vile, and exploitative, just know that the male creators of the game say it’s “harmless fun.” In fact, according to the creators, the game is helpful eduction:

It is not a bad influence for young children. They learn to take care of their bimbos. The missions and goals are morally sound and teach children about the real world…. The breast operations are just one part of the game and we are not encouraging young girls to have them, just reflecting real life.

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Rush Limbaugh Cares What Women Think

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