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While You Were Sleeping: McCain Checked Palin Out Again

Brian Fairbanks — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 14:04:00 GMT

Ryan O'Neal and his son are trying to show Tatum how it's done: they were just arrested for possession of meth. Redmond, the son, was on probation for another drug-related arrest.

Gary Coleman was charged with reckless driving in the most bizarre celebrity accident we've ever heard of.

Don't miss Brad Pitt's response to a reporters question on why he donated $100,000 to the gay marriage fight in California:

"Because no one has the right to deny another their life, even though they disagree with it, because everyone has the right to live the life they so desire if it doesn't harm another and because discrimination has no place in America, my vote will be for equality and against Proposition 8," Pitt said Wednesday.

Brad Pitt also expressed surprise that more people in the entertainment industry aren't making donations to keep gay marriage legal. "Especially George Clooney," Pitt said. "Now, that guy should be driving up to city hall with a dump truck full of cash. I'm not implying anything, but 'dedicated bachelor'? That's about as convincing as marrying Katie Holmes."

One of our favorite books of poetry has been turned into... a nude play?

PETA invaded Pittsburgh, with banners over their naked bodies that read: "Turn Your Back On Burberry."

And John McCain checked out Sarah Palin's ass... again.

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Gary Coleman Hit a Man, With a Truck, at a Bowling Alley

Nicole Pasulka — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 17:08:00 GMT

Yep. It was bound to happen. Sort of suprised it hadn't happen sooner, or more often. Gary Coleman hit a dude with his car after the guy wouldn't stop bothering him for photos of Coleman and his wife. Stranger that it happened in Payson, Utah of all places. Does Gary Coleman live in Utah?

Yes! He does!

Apparently there were "indications" that alcohol was a factor in the accident, but no citations have been issued. Looks like if you move all the way to Utah for some peace and quiet, God help anyone who invades your privacy.

But in other news, nice to see things with Coleman and the wifey are improved.

Gary Coleman Got Married Just So He Could Go On "Divorce Court"

Emily Farris — Fri, 02 May 2008 21:21:00 GMT

At least it kind-of looks that way...

Sloppy Seconds: What Two Actors Are Cruising Gay Bars Together for "Research?"

Emily Farris — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 21:33:00 GMT

File under the cutest thing ever: a balding penguin got a custom-made wetsuit to protect his bald bum. [National Geographic]

Remember when Gary Coleman got married a few months ago? Yeah, that's over. [Yahoo!]

Why didn't we think of that: someone (we wonder who) sent parents a letter on school letterhead asking that they open their homes as safe spaces for drinking on prom night. [The Smoking Gun]

Just in case you haven't already heard, Wesley Snipes is headed to the big house for tax evasion. Not even Denzel Washington could save him from this fate. [Us News & World Report]

Sorry gentlemen, but Carmen Electra is officially off the market. [People]

So, Jim Carey and Ewan McGregor walk into a gay bar... [Stuff]

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Sloppy Seconds: Hannah Montana is Super Excited for Jamie Lynn Spears, Gary Coleman's Secret Wedding and Beyonce vs. Aretha

Emily Farris — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 21:29:00 GMT

Hannah Montana, or Miley Cyrus, or Miley Ray Cyrus, or whatever the hell her name is, is "proud" of pregnant teenager Jamie Lynn Spears and her ever-expanding womb.

Apparently rents in New York are so high that people are reverting to selling their children into sex slavery.

Gary Coleman has been secretly married for months. She's half his age and twice his size. OK, not really twice his size, but how could we not? She really is about half his age, though.

Beyonce referred to Tina Turner as "the queen" at the Grammys. This did not go over well with Aretha Franklin.

Is The New York Times a little too excited about T. Rex sex?

The Onion lists the worst band names of 2007. Uh, Sex Rat? Butt Stomach? Really? We think Steve Holt would be an awesome band name, though. Thoughts?