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PapSmeared: Holly Madison Leads the Bikini Parade

Emily Farris — Fri, 15 May 2009 16:12:00 GMT

"Girl Next Door" Kendra Wilkinson Knows How to Handle a Piece

Emily Farris — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 21:15:00 GMT

VIA THE REMOTE ISLAND: Let it never be said that former Girl Next Door, Kendra Wilkinson, and fiancé Hank Baskett know how to keep the romance alive in their relationship. It seem regular trips to the shooting range really do the trick...

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Kendra Wilkinson's Stripper Poles: Quality You Can Twirl On

Emily Farris — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 19:04:00 GMT

VIA THE REMOTE ISLAND: Girl Next Door Kendra Wilkinson has forgone the celebrity trend of launching her own clothing line, and skipped right to designing her own line of stripper poles...

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"Girl Next Door" Holly Isn't The Best "DWTS" Dancer, But She Has Hot Girlfriends [VIDEO]

Emily Farris — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 18:58:00 GMT

VIA THE REMOTE ISLAND: Disclaimer: For a midseason replacement, Holly did just fine. She’d only had 6 days of rehearsal time prior to her debut cha-cha. And we tend to find these early Dancing With the Stars Performances super duper 7th grade cotillion awkward, anyway. Also, that outfit looked great on her. Not 7th grade cotillion at all. She did fine.

Now, you take a look:

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"Girl Next Door" Holly Is Psyched To Be Single

Emily Farris — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 20:41:00 GMT

VIA THE REMOTE ISLAND: Although the former Head Girl In Charge won’t discuss her split from Criss Angel, the bunny does have some pretty strong opinions about men in general.

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Sloppy Seconds: Annie Leibovitz's Financial Woes

Emily Farris — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 23:39:00 GMT

Netflix will offer a streaming-only service, but apparently it still won't be available to Mac users. [Wired]

Former Hugh Hefner flame and original Girl Next Door Holly Madison has split from Criss Angel after nearly four months. [Yahoo!]

It looks like there's some not-so-hot lesbian action coming to Desperate Housewives' Wisteria Lane. [Us]

Maybe John Mayer really is that into Jennifer Aniston? [People]

What happens when a skinny reporter goes to fashion week in a fat suit? [Jezebel]

Annie Leibovitz took out a loan against her photographs to pay off her mortgage debt. When Leibovitz's long-time partner Susan Sontag died in 2004, she left several properties to the photographer, who has struggled to afford to keep them. [AfterEllen]

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The Gamer Next Door Models Your Last-Minute Gifts

Brian Fairbanks — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 21:34:00 GMT

The best part about buying lingerie for yourself and/or your loved one is that it's a gift that gives and receives. Oh, and it's considerably more thoughtful than other clothing purchases.

Playboy's Gamer Next Door shows you what you need to know...

Poorly edited, written (or "ad libbed"), shot, and... good Lord... did she just say "innerestin'"? Indeed.

Also, she doesn't feel "very green" by donating books to the Salvation Army? My dear, that's known as "recycling." Other than that, we, um, enjoyed the costuming in this film production and the realization that Rayman's Raving Rabbits is the first game we can play with our asses.

Via YouTube.

Your Frenemy's Christmas Gift: The Artifical Virginity Hymen

The Day Hugh Hefner Almost Swallowed a Sex Toy

Italians Find Your G-Spot, Promptly Lose It Again

Hugh Hefner's Teenage Twin Girlfriends: Girls in the Cell Next Door

Nicole Pasulka — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 17:34:00 GMT

Looks like Hef's new gal pals, 19-year-old twins Karissa and Kristina Shannon have some regrettable incidents in their brief pasts.

What ugliness could such lovely ladies have been involved in? You ask...

According to TMZ the twins know how to beat a bitch down:

The twins went out after work with one of their Wing House co-workers, Erica Civello, to a house party. Kristina allegedly started arguing with Erica, and Karissa came up behind her and hit Erica over the head with a bottle of beer and they both "jumped her." Erica suffered a concussion.

Do people not know about TMZ by now? When casting barely legals to be your creepy pretend girlfriends, you've got to be checking their backgrounds

Uh, we meant the crimingal background, not the actual back, but whatever.

Pamela Anderson's Boobs Did Not Kill Hugh Hefner

Nicole Pasulka — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 18:30:00 GMT

Pamela Anderson gave Hugh Hefner a creepy strip tease for his 82nd birthday party. From the photo below it looked like a happy, if somewhat nippleless affair, but really we cannot believe Hugh Hefner is still alive.

He looks and walks like a very decrepit goat; however, we need to give it up for the Hef. Not only still alive, he's still alive and still a creepy leach--we didn't think there was enough Viagra in the world.

Don't believe us, check out the description and photo of the event in The Sun:

Staring at Pam's boobs, Hef chuckled: "You’re looking good."

Hugh's girlfriends tried - and failed - to top Pamela's rude and nude pressie.

Kendra said: "We gave him chocolate body parts.

"We molded our body parts and gave it to him, and he ate them all.

"I molded my a**, so I could call it 'chocolate starfish'.

"It was white chocolate, and I put a dark chocolate little thing right in the middle. You'll see it on the show coming up."

Oh Kendra, you are so loveably disgusting. Do your poop obsessions make it easier to change Hef's Depends.

While You Were Sleeping: Jessica Alba's Bondage Ad

Brian Fairbanks — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 13:41:00 GMT

Look out for the Obama Sex Tape e-mails going around. It's a Trojan e-mail, which is kind of the perfect name for it...

The Florida Family Association claims to be responsible for pulling 325 advertisers from the Playboy show "The Girls Next Door," in the interests of decency and other boring reasons. We've never seen the show, but with more than 325 ads, we don't think we have the patience for it....

Sarah McLachlan is going through a divorce. Here she is on why we haven't heard about it already:

“I haven’t said anything about it because I’ve been terrified,” she said. “But I figure … there’s no good time to say it, so I just said it.”

McLachlan and Sood (the drummer in her band) have been married for 11 years and have two daughters, India Ann Sushil, 6, and Taja Summer, 14 months. The Vancouver-based singer described the split as “pretty gross,” but did not elaborate on the causes.

The article goes on to add that two songs on her album, "U Want Me 2" and "Don't Give Up On Us," are likely reflective of the causes. (Based on those titles, we gotta say... poor thing.)

Jessica Alba's new ad for Declare Yourself, a GOTV organization geared to our lazy youth, is probably going to get more coverage than the election. She tries to talk about the elections... but all the questions keep coming back to the bondage...

The dramatic image “really resonates” with the issue of voting, according to the 27-year-old star. “If you don’t register and vote and make a difference, and hopefully change the bad things that are happening in our country, you are essentially just binding and muzzling yourself.”

"Really resonates" translates to "is the only reason anyone would stop to look at the ad and possibly remember to vote because of it, although probably not." Here's a photo:

And it looks like James Franco is going to have to grow a mustache and wear a cloak if he wants to continue attending college in New York.

Related:

While You Were Sleeping: James Franco and Sean Penn Go At It

"Acting With James Franco" Comes Pretty Close to Making Us Cry

Jessica Alba Finally Pops Out a Baby

The Josh Hartnett Sex Tape: At Least It Won't Be In Night Vision

Sloppy Seconds: "I Need Sex"

Brian Fairbanks — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 21:00:00 GMT

A Baltimore teacher was attacked by her student as a classroom full of "Lean On Me" extra wannabes cheered the student on, while another student filmed the assualt on a cell phone. Apparently, the teacher missed Season 4 of "The Wire," with its explicit lesson: "Never move to Baltimore." (See the YouTube video here.)

Hugh Hefner's "The Girls Next Door" makes us believe in Heaven. Check out this totally awesome gif.

A wacky attention-starved Swedish professor thinks wearing a bra can cause saggy boobs. Wait-- he's advocating going braless? Oh, then he's a genius, no question.

Apparently people will get naked for no reason at all these days: somebody in Vienna is going to fill a football field full of 2,008 naked people. Really, you can get away with anything if you mumble long enough about "art" and "having a girlfriend, so I'm not going to look."

And woman on Facebook claims her group "I need sex" got her laid by 50 men. Only fifty men? With a name like that, you'd have to be uglier than Ashlee Simpson (the newly engaged Ashlee Simpson, by the way) not to get double that.

Thanks Tiffany and Paddy for the links!