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Sloppy Seconds: Somebody Should Tell Miley Cyrus She's a Big Girl Now

Emily Farris — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 21:46:00 GMT

Madonna and Guy Ritchie's split has been confirmed by her rep. [AP]

Duh, because she and A-Rod are "definitely romantic." [Us]

Maybe this entices you have a look back at the way Guy and Madge were? [FadedYouth]

If you know how to get dudes laid, you might just have a job at Men's Health waiting for you. [Jossip]

Nancy Reagan has been hospitalized with a broken pelvis. Whatchu talkin' 'bout? She fell, people. [People]

What's up with the Asians hating the gays? [Queerty]

Is there any recording artist in the world aside from Hank Williams, Jr. who will let John McCain use his song? Uh, nope. [Yahoo!]

Perhaps it's time for Miley Cyrus' handlers to keep her from taking pictures that might be wrongly interpreted. [dListed]

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Sloppy Seconds: The Republicans Finally Find a Song

Emily Farris — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 21:21:00 GMT

Holly Madison talks about her break-up with Playboy papa Hugh Hefner. [FadedYouth]

When will Tina Fey be back on Saturday Night Live? The suspense is killing us! [Yahoo!]

Mark Wahlberg is getting married to his girlfriend and baby mama, Rhea Durham. What a funky bunch! [People]

Are Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer back together? Probably. Do we care anymore? Not really. [Us]

We have a sneaking suspicion that Hank Williams, Sr. wouldn't be too happy about Hank Williams, Jr. finally giving the Republicans their damn song. Especially because it's the worst version ever of an already sort-of bad song.

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Sloppy Seconds: More Fun With Sarah Palin Affair Rumors

Emily Farris — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 21:36:00 GMT

~~Hootie~~ Darius Rucker, front man of Hootie and the Blowfish, has bumped Jessica Simpson from the top of Billboard's country chart. Um, is Hank Williams rolling over in his grave? [Us]

Heather Mills gave hamburgers to poor kids in the Bronx last weekend. Except she didn't exactly tell the kids the burgers were vegan. [Gourmet]

We imagine 13-year-old Christian girls (and their mothers) with no taste in music and boys are about the only ones not happy about Clay Aiken coming out. [People]

Yes, we were right. [Radar]

Will you buy Blair and Chuck's albums? We will not. Though we also said we would not watch "Gossip Girl".. sigh. [MTV]

Just as you should not go to George Clooney with a medical emergency (save something stuck in your vagina), you probably shouldn't go to Michael Douglas in times of financial crisis. But hell, nobody else is doing a good job of fixing it, so maybe the "Wall Street" star can offer some hope? [Yahoo!]

If what The Enquirer says is true (hey, they were right about John Edwards) then Sarah Palin used to fuck a snowmobile dealer named Brad Hanson, yet another business parter of poor Todd Palin. [Wonkette]