Sloppy Seconds: Secret Celebrity Weddings... Who Done It?

Emily Farris — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 23:12:00 GMT

Fox News just got a little less liberal. (Bet you didn't know that was possible.) Hannity and Colmes will now just be, um, Hannity. [Yahoo]

Dr. Pepper was giving away free soda to celebrate the release of Guns 'N Roses' long-anticipated Chinese Democracy. Apparently, though, the high demand for free drinks crashed the beverage makers' website, leaving rock fans everywhere thirsty and disappointed. [Vulture]

Did you know Jason Lee was married? Neither did we. [Us]

Who else got secretly married?

Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag. As if you care. Sorry. [People]

R. Kelly's nephew has been charged with attempted murder after a brawl in a barbershop. [MTV]

Was John McCain the only one who didn't know "suspending" his campaign was a terrible idea? Scanner Brian totally called it. [Political Wire]

Dick Morris Calls Edwards Supporters Bigots

Brian Fairbanks — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 20:30:00 GMT

Colmes: Could Edwards right now have an effect on the outcome of this race if he wanted?

Morris: He might, but at the moment his voters are those that can’t decide which they don’t like more—a black or a women getting elected. And..

Colmes: Wait, wait, you’re saying his voters are bigots?

DIck Morris, the former Clinton advisor who turned to FoxNews for cash when he screwed the peach with a prostitute, was on Hannity & Colmes the other night. And what do you know, Colmes actually went toe-to-toe with somebody! The guy who's supposed to be the voice of reason to Hannity's voice of Christopher Lloyd, but I never hear him say a damn thing as the Republicans burn down the house.

Anyway, according to Crooks and Liars, Morris is seizing on the growing disunity in the Democratic party to attack its left wing and move the party to the center. He'd love to go up against Hillary Clinton: he knows the most about her, she has the highest negatives, and he can get away much easier with saying the garbage he says above.

C&L has the video here.

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Sloppy Seconds: Secret Celebrity Weddings... Who Done It?

Dick Morris Calls Edwards Supporters Bigots