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Video of the Day: MAC-Hello Kitty Commercial

Emily Farris — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 17:43:00 GMT

Other than for this very purpose (spreading it around the Interwebs) we're not sure why any company would put together a four minute and eleven second commercial. But if you are going to put together a four minute and eleven second commercial, this MAC Cosmetics + Hello Kitty ad is the way to do it.
At one point, a woman chases her little black pussy cat into a pink tube as the lyrics "come inside" are accompanied by trippy techno music. It just gets better after that. We would have like to watched this during the Super Bowl commercial breaks.

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Name One Inanimate Object That Doesn't Exist in Hello Kitty Form

Emily Farris — Fri, 30 May 2008 13:09:00 GMT

Because there are Hello Kitty assault rifles, Hello Kitty condoms, and you guessed it...

...Hello Kitty vibrators.

But seriously, how can we have the world's most adorable assault weapon without also having the world's most adorable sex toy? And apparently it's been around since we thought Hello Kitty was only good for pencil cases and stickers.

The Hello Kitty vibrator is the stuff of legend. Originally released in 1997 as a "shoulder massager," it had a relatively innocent existence until 1999, when more than a few people started realizing that shoulders weren't the only thing Hello Kitty could massage. From there, it was a short step to incorporating Ms. Kitty in some adult films and that, sadly, was the beginning of the end.

Shocked by Hello Kitty's porn debut, Sanrio terminated the licensing agreement that had made the "shoulder massager" possible and production on the world's most adorable sex toy came to a halt, leaving fans to fight over the last of the vibes and others to wonder if they ever truly existed in the first place. But now, like a battery-operated Phoenix rising out a Japanese toy catalog, the Hello Kitty vibe is back! Or a Hello Kitty vibe is back, at least. The latest of her nine lives is a bit different from the previous one—She's dressed like a horse! In multiple colors! Collect them all!—but we're sure it's just as good at massaging, uh ... "shoulders" as the original. We can't wait to hear her purr.

[Fleshbot: The Hello Kitty Vibrator, Reborn]

Hello Kitty May Be the Closest a Vagina Will Ever Get to Warhammer 40K

Nicole Pasulka — Mon, 19 May 2008 18:53:00 GMT

She's here, and she's out for punishment. More of Katherine's Hello Kitty Sisters of Battle after the jump.

Ah, gaming and glitter--what took you so long to join forces?

[Disclaimer: We realize women get down w Warhammer 40K. Seems this project is trying to femme it up a bit, and we're just going with the flow here.]

Caption This: Hello Kitty Assault Rifle

Emily Farris — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 19:06:00 GMT

[Image via crave]

(Thanks, Samantha!)