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While You Were Sleeping: The Fox News Child Porn Bust

Brian Fairbanks — Wed, 11 Feb 2009 14:08:00 GMT

If the grading system had been abandoned at our high schools, we might have gotten into some better universities.

PJ Harvey is coming to America! Who's buying us a ticket?

Who is Hollywood's most bankable star? Will Smith, followed by a host of males: Johnny Depp, Leonardo DiCaprio, Brad Pitt, and-- well-- Brad Pitt's significant other.

Male police officers were punished for taking pictures of themselves at a sizeable party-- each cop was naked and holding a firearm.

Hillary Clinton is bored, wants you to e-mail her. Send her some Scanner links, see what happens.

Have you guys been following the Duff-Dunaway feud? Us neither.

And the Fox News producer arrested for possession of child porn was actually arrested ten years ago for the same crime, and subsequently dropped out of college in Michigan because of it.

So Lap Dances Aren't Acceptable at High School Basketball Games?

Museum Erotica Might Be the Economy's Next Victim

While You Were Sleeping: The Madonna-Guy Ritchie Separation

Brian Fairbanks — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 12:43:00 GMT

A teacher in Tennessee was fired by her school board, even after charges of child molestation were proven false, while a teacher in Georgia was arrested for stalking his underage girlfriend/ex-student by text.

Oh, and one more: a 26-year-old teacher in South Carolina was arrested for getting her students drunk after hours.

Ellen Degeneres and Portia de Rossi are now Mrs. and Mrs. Speaking of celebrity couplings, Hillary Duff refuses to be overshadowed by Lindsay Lohan and the rest of the young starlets...

Actress/singer Hillary Duff has sparked rumors she's taking her relationship with hockey star Mike Comrie to the next level, after she was photographed wearing a ring on her wedding finger.

Young evangelicals are not the hardliners their folks were, at least not when it comes to sexual politics.

The Top 10 places to nude up in Australia, as chosen by The Age.

A Belgian man reported his wife missing following a game of (naked) hide-and-seek in the woods.

James Franco researched his role as a New Orleans pro by hooking up with streetwalkers in Los Angeles.

Madonna and Guy Ritchie separated in 2003, according to the co-author of the singer's brothers new expose. The couple soon reunited and, says the star, are not breaking up... for the last time, okay?

Sloppy Seconds: Which Pop Star Might Play The Lead In The Next Tarantino Film?

Brian Fairbanks — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 21:20:00 GMT

A screen capture from the new Woody Allen film. By the way, that's Scarlett Johansson and Penelope Cruz.

Morgan Freeman that may have had his mistress with him in the car crash that caused him serious harm: it turns out he is also going through a divorce.

British model Katie Price has Olympic fever: she's gearing up for 2012.

Twenty six Texas cheerleaders tried to break a pointless record by stuffing themselves into one elevator. Can you guess what happened?

The elevator successfully descended from the fourth floor to the first, but the doors refused to open.

The panicked girls managed to wiggle a few cell phones free to call for help. But it took about 25 minutes before a repairman was able to fix the door, police said.

Can you picture Toni Braxton or some other sometime A-listers on "Dancing With The Stars?"

Quentin Tarantino is reportedly in talks with Britney's reps about her playing a lesbian stripper in his remake of "Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!"

Scarlett Johansson dismisses reports her makeout scene with Penelope Cruz is gonna be bonerrific. Learn more about this story in The Screengrab.

Video of the Day: War, Inc. Is Anti-Iraq War, Anti-Everything

Brian Fairbanks — Tue, 20 May 2008 19:39:00 GMT

Although this trailer is not at all promising, we're still holding out hope that a satire of the Iraq War, starring John Cusack in a sort-of rehash of his Grosse Pointe Blank role as a hitman hired by the former VP of the United States (Dan Aykroyd, clearly playing himself) to kill a rival of his Halliburton-like company, will be the fictional Fahrenheit 9/11 of the year.

There are, admittedly, several troubling moments in this trailer...

1) The presence of Hillary Duff anywhere in the film.

2) The presence of Hillary Duff as an Asian sex kitten, which is hilarious in limitless ways. On a pool table. Troubling because it might actually be sexy, and we find being attracted to Hillary Duff about as off-putting as discovering your friend's kid is now a hot college coed.

3) Ben Kingsley, phoning it in. Which for him means simply "stealing the show" and not "stealing the show and winning Oscars for it."

4) No good satire, just a bunch of jokes (i.e. "How's My Driving?" and "that's a bombing," which is not quite satiric.)

5) We lost interest halfway through. Anyone else?

War, Inc. opens on Friday.

Sloppy Seconds: Which "Baby Mama" Star is Knocked-Up For Real?

Emily Farris — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 21:25:00 GMT

We were super close to buying a car, a total mom car at that, but if gas prices are really going to reach $10 a gallon, we're pretty happy to ride our bike to New Hampshire and back this summer. [NY Sun]

We haven't heard from Ashley Alexandra Dupre in a while, maybe because she's been busy suing Joe "Boobies" Francis. You go girl! [People]

Someone put together a collection of hot women from horror movies. [Hammer of Hotness]

Despite what you may have heard, Hillary Duff won't be joining the cast of the new 90210. Or so she says. [Us Weekly]

Amy Poehler and husband Will Arnett are expecting their first baby in the fall. [FameCrawler]

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